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Best inventions in human history!

coldblue1955

coldblue1955

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This thread is dedicated to the many things in our lives that we may take for granted on a daily basis. Too many to name in just one day so hopefully this thread will last for quite some time. So i know you will tribure to some cool things you are thankful that others has made that makes your life worth living. I'll say that i'm thankful that someone has thought of the idea of a air conditioner. Without it just think of how much we would melt in the hot summer heat.
 
The ability to start a fire.

Not an invention as much as a skill, but it is the mortar that built the house of civilization.
 
Written language
Bread
agriculture
the engine
The computer
the assembly line
The boat
The wheel
gunpowder
dynamite
The atom bomb
The condom/ birth control pill
the aeroplane
The photocamera
beer
Metal melting/molding
cement and concrete
irrigation
 
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Can you imagine the fucker who invented beer? He must have been such a hero. I think it was a munk, ironically. A munk invented something that got millions of guys layd with sluts.

How about the invention of oral sex?
Animals don't do it. Humans do. There must have been somebody who started it.
Do you think people that would grow up never hearing about oral sex or seeing it would ever start doing it? Is it an innate idea for us?

Anyway the first guy ever to get a BJ is cool.
 
Beer: not monks. Egyptians had beer and even older: "A 3900-year old Sumerian poem honoring the brewing goddess Ninkasi contains the oldest surviving beer recipe, describing the production of beer from barley via bread.

Beer became vital to all the grain-growing civilizations of classical antiquity, especially in Egypt and Mesopotamia. The Babylonian Code of Hammurabi required that tavern-keepers who diluted or overcharged for beer should be put to death."
 
Actuall in pre-Republic times, beer was the uppclass drink of choice in Rome. That about a dozen different kinds and many where flavored with infusions of different herbs, dark caramel and fruits. Pretty cool, methinks.

After the First Republic, wine became the drink of choice and beer was considered good only for lowlifes and fuzzy foreigners.
 
Well I originally answered "Birth Control Pills" in a previous thread..


Im changing my answer to "divorce"

Birth control pills are stil a close second.
 
The gay. Not saying it`s the best, just pointing out how ridiculous it sounds.

I stand by my previous "invention" thread, communication.
 
Porn... genious but so obvious. The minute the camera was invented and people thought about I'm sure it was only like 10 seconds before people figured out you could capture nudity and sex.
 
Air conditioning, heavy metal and many other that have already been mentioned
 
vibrator!
 
The egg peeling machine is for people with no skills. I can peel hardboilt eggs real fast I usually take the peel off in only 2 pieces. I dont need a big ugly machine like that for it.
 
Robert Jan said:
How about the invention of oral sex?
Animals don't do it. Humans do. There must have been somebody who started it.
Do you think people that would grow up never hearing about oral sex or seeing it would ever start doing it? Is it an innate idea for us?

Anyway the first guy ever to get a BJ is cool.
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I would be willing to bet money it was first invented as a homosexual act - and women learned it from them...

I vote for the cotton gin and the printing press (I payed attention in history class)
 
Robert Jan said:
HAHA so in a way any guy who likes BJs is at least one tiny sporadic bit gay because its a gay practise lol
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Tiervexx said:
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honestly - think aobut it - is there any reason you can think of a woman would invent it?
 
Well I guess we really have something to thank homo's for.

Probably like hundreds of thousands of years, some faggots were talking to the village's women about interior cave decoration and bearcoat models and they bring up sex and mention giving head. I can just see it.
 
Robert Jan said:
Probably like hundreds of thousands of years, some faggots were talking to the village's women about interior cave decoration and bearcoat models and they bring up sex and mention giving head. I can just see it.
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Actually I bet some gay roman senators or greek philosophers did it to each other, then made the women imitate the act....
 
Becoming you are underestimating the age of these things.
The kama sutra is like 10 thousand years old or something? They suck lots of dick in it.
 
Robert Jan said:
Becoming you are underestimating the age of these things.
The kama sutra is like 10 thousand years old or something? They suck lots of dick in it.
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Oh shit...

btw some monkeys give each other blowjobs
 
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