Strange then how you then fail to recognize artists on their creative merit, as opposed to their technical ability. I fail to see how you "playing guitar longer..." supports your argument in any way--it just makes you look like a jackass.
Here is some of what is said of Kevin Shields' music:
-Musos beware! This band doesn't "do" ornate, baroque, "theory-happy", guitar-technique rock. You won't find any "fretboard fireworks", constantly shifting time signatures, "bitchin' licks" or any other "musical feats of athleticism" on this album. If you don't think that music can be impressive or innovative without any prog-rock/virtuoso wanking, then this ain't the album for you.
Furiously loud but seductive rather than aggressive, the album flows like a lava stream from one track into another, subsuming everything in the mix into its blissful roar, and pulsing like a lover's body.
Kevin Shields' guitar tickles like a Harrier jet engine. The brilliance of Loveless lies in paradox: how can something so incredibly noisy and layered sound so beautiful and delicate? In no other album, ever, could you describe 20+ tracks of feedback as "gossamer." In his recent review of Pet Sounds, Ryan really hit it in the head-- Loveless is the Pet Sounds for our generation. An anal genius spent years carving symphonies to God. At least My Bloody Valentine can cause deafness and isn't called "The Beach Boys." This album can be effervescent or lulling. It can be frightening or angelic. It all depends on a few degrees difference in your volume knob. And it has the most kick-ass opening track, or chord even, of the 1990s.
I feel this album is also an excellent example of the kind of textural tone colors that can be realized through the creative use of a guitar and digital sampler. The stereo mix might be described as "distorted", "out of tune", or "unbalanced" to the casual listener, and indeed, the recording is ripe with the sounds of machines being used in ways for which they were not designed. By the same measure, Les Paul was criticized for electrifying the guitar. "Loveless" is a wonderful album for the musician, as it will challenge, confound, and leap over your preconceptions of what music and sound should be.
It has been said that an essential quality of good art is its ability to leave each who witnesses it changed, and the fact that everyone who hears this album either swoons or recoils is proof that this is art with a capital "A".
I give "Loveless" my absolute and highest recommendation. No degree or amount of accolades do it justice, and my life is richer for having heard it. What more can I say?
--Now, anything remotely resembling that kind of praise written about your precious guitarist?