Best deal of the weekend, for $40 I got:

[rsnoble-im-back]

4 bulky chinese entree's including Spicy Scallops and luscious Orange beef. Also included was 2 orders of egg rolls and 1 order of rangoons. These entree's are big. I'm on my 2nd. Scallops were first, Orange beef #2. With rice. And copius beer. I'm estimated a 3,000 calorie dinner. Nice.

Last night not so cheap, $150.00 for a 1/4 oz. 2 hits after 15 beers and lights out. Nice.

 

[lartinos]

Thought it was gonna involve sex

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Thought it was gonna involve sex

Actually the cheapest sex I ever got was when I live in an apt. a long, long time ago and a call girl showed up looking for someone else and I got a BJ for $7.00 and a half box of pop tarts. True story. I wrote a thread on it a long time ago.

 

[Razorguns]

hope you plan on working that out - you fattie!

r

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

hope you plan on working that out - you fattie!

r

You're so not kidding.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Now a full serving of cytogainer and off to bed. LOL, just kidding. But since I didn't have desert some of that muscle milk is starting to sound pretty damn good. Jesus, nearest fat farm please??

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

btw the scallops had kelp in it. I assume. I can't think of anything else that is long and squigly. Tasted good though. I'd eat it again. For sure.

 

[JayC9]

Actually the cheapest sex I ever got was when I live in an apt. a long, long time ago and a call girl showed up looking for someone else and I got a BJ for $7.00 and a half box of pop tarts. True story. I wrote a thread on it a long time ago.

quite the bargain and a great dinner table story to entertain the family at christmas, what flavour pop-tarts?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Now a full serving of cytogainer and off to bed. LOL, just kidding. But since I didn't have desert some of that muscle milk is starting to sound pretty damn good. Jesus, nearest fat farm please??

You keep posting stories of food and sitting on your bed???

Do some cardio fat ass.