best cycle for my situation!!

[CO B-man]

O.k. here is the deal. Breakfast burritos with extra guacamole sauce cheese and sour cream is a must every morning. I want to eat at Taco bell and McDonalds eod rotating between the two. I will be throwing in KFC On cheat days which I am proposing for maybe Friday and Saturday on those days I also want to drink a case of beer and a fifth of vodka each day. As far as working out I push it really hard at least once but sometimes twice every other week. I drink lots of fluids i.e. Mt dew, coke, pepsi blah blah blah the standard stuff. With all this in mind I just can not seem to lose weight and in fact believe it or not just the opposite. Anyway I have a wedding coming up and am wondering what would you propose would be the best cycle for me to get ripped and lose that fat in 60 days while still maintaining my healthy diet and strenuous work-out routine? Please help K for the best cycle!


Disclaimer for dumb people: If you think I am serious well then...... oh, forget it I am not even gonna go there!

 

[swordfish151]

O.k. here is the deal. Breakfast burritos with extra guacamole sauce cheese and sour cream. I want to eat at Taco bell and McDonalds eod rotating between the two. I will be throwing in KFC On cheat days which I am proposing for maybe Friday and Saturday on those days I also want to drink a case of beer and a fifth of vodka each day. As far as working out I push it really hard at least once but sometimes twice every other week. I drink lots of fluids i.e. Mt dew, coke, pepsi blah blah blah the standard stuff. With all this in mind I just can not seem to lose weight and in fact believe it or not just the opposite. Anyway I have a wedding coming up and am wondering what would you propose would be the best cycle for me to get ripped and lose that fat in 60 days while still maintaining my healthy diet and strenuous work-out routine? Please help K for the best cycle!


Disclaimer for dumb people: If you think I am serious well then...... oh, forget it I am not even gonna go there!

2 bulls nutts and 5cc of clambutteroil.

 

[drrman]

O.k. here is the deal. Breakfast burritos with extra guacamole sauce cheese and sour cream. I want to eat at Taco bell and McDonalds eod rotating between the two. I will be throwing in KFC On cheat days which I am proposing for maybe Friday and Saturday on those days I also want to drink a case of beer and a fifth of vodka each day. As far as working out I push it really hard at least once but sometimes twice every other week. I drink lots of fluids i.e. Mt dew, coke, pepsi blah blah blah the standard stuff. With all this in mind I just can not seem to lose weight and in fact believe it or not just the opposite. Anyway I have a wedding coming up and am wondering what would you propose would be the best cycle for me to get ripped and lose that fat in 60 days while still maintaining my healthy diet and strenuous work-out routine? Please help K for the best cycle!


Disclaimer for dumb people: If you think I am serious well then...... oh, forget it I am not even gonna go there!

dball only, no reason to get over the fear of needles

 

[medrep]

cocaine

 

[letsrun4it]

3g Deca/week
dont run test with it...too many sides

 

[pitbullrocco]

LOL....this will be a funny thread

i say heroin 5x a day....fix that fatassfoodgarbling habit real quick

mix in some meth if your feeling jumpy

 

[black sheep]

Meth 6x daily
Cocaine 12x daily


That should get you to your goals.

 

[CO B-man]

Forgot to mention I am scared of needles so I want to do an all oral cycle for 8 months



Disclaimer for dumb people again: I am not a doctor but I do play one on the EF board sometimes and I did sleep at a doubletree last night. Taking this advice is a bad idea! besides I do not do nor condone the use of steroids because not only are they illegal but it makes your pecker fall off and gives you elephantitus of the balls. I know this because the media told me. I watched that special right after reefer madness. Talk about some scary shit bros stay away from that weed if you do not want to jump out of windows and hit people over the head with weapons!!

 

[pitbullrocco]

well open wide...........

 

[CO B-man]

well open wide...........

Lol! Its fun to be a moron sometimes! Now I see why some people do it so often! LOL!

 

[Dieselicious]

Just make sure you still getting in 8 meals a day. ie on your McDonalds day, have 2 boritos for breakfast, then eat 2 double cheeseburgers every 2 hours throughout the day. - but dont get fries - those get you fat - and no matter what - make sure you get a diet coke with every meal.
For your oral only cycle, take cytomel, var, winny, dbol, tbol, & clen, dont forget your milk thistle though.
Let us know how this works out.

 

[letsrun4it]

Forgot to mention I am scared of needles so I want to do an all oral cycle for 8 weeks

Well thats a mistake, oral only cycles are harder to hold onto the gains so you'll want to run 12-14 weeks

 

[Bruce]

sure you need the brad pitt diet lol.
5 flinstone vitamins ed 1-89 weeks
winny lattes, 150mg ed 1-90 weeks
2 packs of parliament lights - weeks now till the end of time lol
make sure to starve yourself for a good day or two every week.
for pct you are just going to need clambuterol and since winny isn't test you won't get shut down right. so you are good to go. the flinstones will give the most insane pumps ever. i would say add anadrol at 10000mg ed but that might not be high enough and don't know if you can afford more.

 

[CO B-man]

J- but dont get fries - those get you fat - and no matter what - make sure you get a diet coke with every meal.
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Thanks for helping me get my diet dialed in. That is where the whole problem lies. I should probably replace my beloved fries with chicken.... Mcnuggets with extra Hot mustard sauce, since chicken is good for lean muscle mass gains.

 

[Cauliflower Ear]

halo ed at 50mg weeks 1-8
run deca for pct weeks 9-1 million at 89034753-9843-89750437398 grams ew

 

[CO B-man]

You guys have been soooo much help. thanks tons! I cant wait to see the look on my ex wifes face when I show up at her wedding now. She will be so jealous but I will be like "You can't touch this" all chisselled up and all! She will totally wish she gave me the house, the cars and my dog in the settlement after that! It rocks knowing you can come here to this forum and have a common bond with folks and all they want to do is help! I think you guys are all saints!! LOL!

Safety Disclaimer: If this is still necessary to post a disclaimer then you may want to take third grade over again! Also I am not really going to my ex-wifes wedding, now that would be just totally silly wouldnt it?

 

[ThepoolGuy]

dont forget your diet coke sir!!

 

[al420]

This board is real dog shit sometimes - take a walk over to C&C