Best bumper stickers

[BileStew]

What's the best one's you have seen? I saw a kid in a low rider pick-up truck with one in his back window that read...

"No Fat Chicks Allowed, Truck Will Scrape".

I think Poye was driving..

 

[sweed]

"My daughter is an honor student"

So fuckin hilarious!!!

 

[WarriorPL]

"The more you honk, the more time I have to load my gun"

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

'if guns kill people, spoons make rosie o donnell fat'

 

[flex123]

this was years ago but I use to see this low rider Jimmy truck all over the place.

He had a sticker in the back that said "Chicks Love Phat Jimmys"

 

[dave smith]

I'd kill flipper for a tuna sandwich

 

[flex123]

I'd kill flipper for a tuna sandwich

I like that one a lot...HAHA! awasome

 

[Apöllo]

"In case of rapture somebody grab the wheel"

"In case of rapture this car will be unmanned"

 

[RADAR]

Air Bag on board-She's on the passengers seat!


RADAR

 

[BileStew]

"My daughter is an honor student"

So fuckin hilarious!!!

The one of:

"My kid knocked up your honor student" is a good one too.

 

[WODIN]

 

[jerkbox]

hahah....nice

 

[kaalgsio2]

"my other ride is your mom"

 

[Scotsman]

"I love animals......They're delicous"

"So many pedestrians so little time"

"Yeah its got a hemi" On a geo metro.

"My dog is an honor student at canine academy"

"My kid beat the shit out of you honor student at...."

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[milo hobgoblin]

"for every cow you dont eat, Ill eat three"

"save a tree, eat a cow"

both on the same car... LOL obviously not a vegetarion.

 

[SoreArms]

I had one that said "Thank you for pot smoking", I got pulled over too many times 'cause of it so I took it off.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

"Warning! Driver carries no cash!
He's married."

 

[Becoming]

"I love animals......They're delicous"

best one ever

 

[strongsmartsexy]

"Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning bad hunter"

 

[Deterass]

CAT
The other white meat

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

'support the iraqi resistance fighters against the US military, join the international socialist organization'



yes folks, it exists, and these type of people exist.

 

[Becoming]

'support the iraqi resistance fighters against the US military, join the international socialist organization'

yes folks, it exists, and these type of people exist.

this person is a prime candidate for the old "grenade in the tailpipe" bit (a variation of the bannana in the tailpipe...)

 

[SoreArms]

not a bumper sticker but I have a t-shirt that reads "If you really loved me, you'd suck it"

works every time

 

[from zero]

"eat A Gay Fetus For Jesus"

 

[BileStew]

"eat A Gay Fetus For Jesus"

LOL, what the heck?

 

[plowboy]

smith and wesson on board.

honk if your horny.

 

[sigweed]

kinda off topic but i was pissing in a toilet stall last week and someone wrote "if you're reading this, you're probably taking it in the ass" on the wall

 

[Scotsman]

"militant agnostic, I don't know and neither do you"

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Gambino]

"Pave the whales" and "Don't blame me I voted for jefferson davis" (seen the last one a few times...)

 

[-SD-]

Nuke a gay baby whale for Jesus, or something like that.

 

[Y_lifter]

I love Manatees
They taste like Chicken


BUSH - JESUS
2004