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kcpmeo22
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I received this from a friend and deemed it funny enough to pass on...hope you enjoy.
After having their eleventh child, a North Georgia Mountains couple
decided that eleven was enough. They could not afford a larger bed, so
the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there is a procedure called a vasectomy that
fixes the problem but that it is expensive. A less costly alternative,
said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are
legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it in an empty
beer can, and then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: "One. Two. Three. Four.
Five . . .
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi,
Arkansas, West Virginia, and most places in Texas.
After having their eleventh child, a North Georgia Mountains couple
decided that eleven was enough. They could not afford a larger bed, so
the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there is a procedure called a vasectomy that
fixes the problem but that it is expensive. A less costly alternative,
said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are
legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it in an empty
beer can, and then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: "One. Two. Three. Four.
Five . . .
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi,
Arkansas, West Virginia, and most places in Texas.
