been off for 3 months ... and i just SHIT BLOOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

[BO-DEN]

not cool!!!

what does this mean

mind you i can not afford health insurance and i figure you guys can help me out what the fuck?

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Was the blood red,or did you have a black colored stool?

 

[sk*]

Check if there is a bruise on your ass, if not it could be hemorrhoids. My friend had this problem after his stupid coach put him on a 6 month cycle. I would see a doctor.

-sk

 

[cartoonman]

bro, if the blood was red it is possibly hemmroids(reason: if its red its probley fresh blood that just hit the air). but if it was black there is also a possibility that you may be bleeding in your large intestine or further up.this is how i understand it

 

[R77M]

Do you have a hemorrhoid? Sometimes these aggrevated blood vessels will rupture during a shit leaving blood in the toilet and scare the hell out of ya. Sometimes after a super heavy work-out, especially deads and squats I'll have blood in the stool. But it's just the flarred rhoid.

 

[satchboogie]

did your boyfriend stick you too hard the night before.. thats usually what happens bro.

just kiddin my man.

 

[jonny jacked]

were you a bit constipated? you know when the shit finally comes out its so big that it rips your ass? ya, the real painfull shits where your grabbing the sides of the toilet begging god to get the shit out without leaving a bottle sized hole where your asshole used to be? the kind that when you are finally finished your completely covered in sweat from head to toe and your face is as red as a stop sign?
if so, you may have just ripped your asshole a bit, no biggy. next time try a little maylox a few hours before you dare to go back for round two.

 

[BO-DEN]

i dont think its hemroids

no pain and yes blood was very red..... alot to

no hemroid or at least as far as i can tell....

wierd shit...

 

[cccp]

nothing to worry about

 

[sconoscuito]

were you a bit constipated? you know when the shit finally comes out its so big that it rips your ass? ya, the real painfull shits where your grabbing the sides of the toilet begging god to get the shit out without leaving a bottle sized hole where your asshole used to be? the kind that when you are finally finished your completely covered in sweat from head to toe and your face is as red as a stop sign?
if so, you may have just ripped your asshole a bit, no biggy. next time try a little maylox a few hours before you dare to go back for round two.

man I had that happen after i decided not to take a shit for 2-3 days