"Becuase I got High"

[kronk]

(Hunh, it’s like I don’t care about nuthin’ man.
Roll another blunt. Yeah cuz.)
(Yeah x 2)

I was gonna clean my room until I got high.
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high.
My room is still messed up, and I know why.
(Why man?)
‘Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


I was gonna go to class before I got high.
(C’mon y’all, check it out.)
I could’ve cheated and I could’ve passed, but I got high.
I’m takin’ it next semester and I know why.
[Why man?]
‘Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
[Go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one BUCCCCOC!]


I was gonna go to work, but then I got high.
I just got a new promotion, but I got high.
Now I’m sellin’ dope, and I know why.
[Why man?]
‘Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


I was gonna go to court before I got high.
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.
[No you wasn’t.]
They took my whole paycheck and I know why.
[Why man?]
‘Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


I wasn’t gonna run from the cops, but I was high.
[I’m serious man.]
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high.
Now I’m a paraplegic, and I know why.
[Why man?]
‘Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


I was gonna pay my car note until I got high.
[Say what, say what?]
I wasn’t gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high.
Now the tow truck’s pullin’ away and I know why.
[Why man?]
‘Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high.
I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high.
Now I’m jackin’ off and I know why.
[Turn that shit off.]
Cuz I got high (Do that over.) Because I got high, because I got high.


(Go, go, go, go)

I messed up my entire life because I got high.
I lost my kids and wife because I got high.
(say what, say what, say what, say what, ohhhhhh.)
Now I’m sleepin’ on the sidewalk and I know why.
(Why man?)
Cuz I got high


I’ma stop singing this song because I’m high. (present tense)
I’m singing this whole thing wrong because I’m high.
(bring it back, bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don’t sell one copy, I’ll know why.
(Why man?)
Cuz I’m high
(Are you really high though, man?)


Cuz I’m high, cuz I’m high, cuz I’m high.


(Hey, where the cluck at man?)


Bu-buci-buci-buci-buCCCCCOCCC!! [Super-cluck]


Well my name is Afroman and I’m from East Palmdale. (East Palmdale)
And all the tumbleweed I be smokin’ is bomb as hell. (excellent delivery)
I don’t believe in Hitler, that’s what I said. (Oh my goodness.)
So all of you Skins, (Skins?) please give me more head.
(Muuu-fuuuucc.) BUCCCCOC!
AFRO-mufuckin’-M-A-N!
A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes W.
We ain’t gonna sell none of these mutha fuckin’ albums cuz.
Let’s go back to Marshall Durbin and hang some more chickens, cuz.


FUCK THE CORPORATE WORLD, BI-ATCH!

 

[supersizeme]

Ah yes. Here's another new one:

And you can dance
For inspiration
Come on
I'm waiting

Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be

Music can be such a revelation
Dancing around you feel the sweet sensation
We might be lovers if the rhythm's right
I hope this feeling never ends tonight
Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else

Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be

Gonna get to know you in a special way
This doesn't happen to me every day
Don't try to hide it, love wears no disguise
I see the fire burning in your eyes
Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else

Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be

You've got to
Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be

Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else
Live out your fantasy here with me
Just let the music set you free
Touch my body, and move in time
Now I now you're mine
Now I know you're mine, now I know you're mine
Now I know you're mine, now I know you're mine

You've got to
Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be

 

[Citruscide]

Why did you waste space with that post? I liked the song the first 5 times I heard it... but now, it just bothers me. Please... delete this...

Now I'm wondering why I am about to bump this post up to the top...

C

 

[WODIN]

I still like it. The video is dope dog! LOL!!!

 

[lil k]

Why did you waste space with that post? I liked the song the first 5 times I heard it... but now, it just bothers me. Please... delete this...

Now I'm wondering why I am about to bump this post up to the top...

C

kronk and i love Jay and Silent Bob movies in a huge way...we own them all...

we bought Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and were stoned off our asses last night when we watched it...i think we sang 'Caus I got High' about 1000 times....it was a riot!

i love those two guys!

 

[AziaReign]

I used to get high.........................................................................





now I just get completely baked off my ass!

 

[lil k]

I used to get high.........................................................................





now I just get completely baked off my ass!

lmao!!! yesssss....i have seen you that way!

 

[AziaReign]

"We were gonna fuck a lot...................but then we got high" ha ha ha ah

 

[lil k]

"We were gonna fuck a lot...................but then we got high" ha ha ha ah