hey man, you need a briefing or something on the state of Elite C&C now. Its a lot different from when you were last posting regularly.
You remember how it was all dudes getting tore up by their women right, all sad and emotional?
Well now you don't even get that, its all flamer fests in here. I'm talking pork sword and tummy sticks on a daily basis. If you aren't prepared for it, it will really catch you by surprise.