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beautiful men ... driving me crazy

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It's too much! Just got back from the gym where every single place you turn is a beautiful man who could do such things to a woman.... oh dear lord.....

And I am so damn bashful that I can barely smile back.

I'm daring -- bordering on reckless, bordering on STUPID -- in all other aspects of life--the 5 tattoos, the dramatic ways of quitting jobs ("Hey boss-man, you uniballed asshole, file THIS!"), etc.

But these guys at the gym???? I'm this little mouse all of a sudden. It's awful!
 
No, not gay!! "Beautiful" is my word for sexy, hot, whatever you want to call it. Not like "pretty" ... ugh. Nothing sexy about pretty. I don't even like mousse! If a guy's got mousse or gel in his hair, he's got no appeal for me at all!

Thanks, riis! Good pep talk!
 
1911 said:
buksoon??? I thought you were a guy?
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Oh god. I already 'splained this!! Everyone on this board thinks I'm a guy! Aaarrgh!

How weird. Could you imagine if all the Elite posters met somewhere and you saw "buksoon", expecting a man, and this 105 pound girl with long hair a giggle came out....
 
My mind is replaying this one guy's smile! I can't get over it!

You know what I think it is? Nothing is sexier than a man you've never spoken with!!! (Girls, can you back me up on that?)

It's cynical as hell (sorry!), but men tend to plummet on the sex-o-meter as soon as they start talking. Because either they're dumb or if they're not dumb they're too slick and aware of being smart. And if they're just smart, but not assholes or pretentious, then they're invariably taken!

A guy who's never spoken -- only smiled -- is nothing but possibility. He's PERFECT, until proven otherwise.

So when a guy just smiles, it goes straight to my loins. And every now and then, the fact of 28 years of virginity (yep, it's true), just GETS TO ME. Makes me insane.
 
buksoon...this is how you get to know guys at the gym. Ask them to spot you on the squats. Then need their help getting back up. You will also find how good they are with their hands.
 
Test,

Just can't do that I'm afraid! I'm shy! It's a disease, I tell you. Pathetic.
 
Plus, Test, isn't it terribly OBVIOUS when a girl asks a guy she's just exchanged flirty smiles with to spot her squatting?
 
Also, about guys spotting me...

I think I would be too self-conscious to get any kind of decent workout! Flirting would OFFICIALLY supplant lifting as main objective in the gym (now it's just unofficial), and who wants to be one of the "those" girls?
 
Its a little forward. Terribly obvious is asking a guy to fuck your brains out. Best line I ever heard. I did, she was an exhausted and happy camper. I wound being pissed because the combo of vaginal fluids and semen ruined my exotic bed spread. Tossed it in the wash and it tore itself up.
 
SUCKS.jpg
 
rriis said:

like, "am I doing this right?" (for an exercise)... sorry can't think of too many off the cuff.
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No, I think that's actually pretty good!

I can never think of these simple things on the spot! All the blood in my body has rushed ... um, "south" ... leaving none for my brain, I guess.
 
As opposed to the thrill-a-minute that is every other thread, right Goatslayer?
 
I am not entertaining the Goatman. Maybe if I smeared myself in the blood of a thousand lambs or something.
 
Of course this thread doesn't suck cock. Didn't you read: VIRGIN. No cock suckage. Working on it, though.
 
Okay.

Having read this thread in it's entirety, I have come to two conclusions.

#1) You need to have that hymen broken ASAP.

#2) Either find a mute guy, or tear a smart guy's larynx out with a screwdriver. I vote for option B, but life is all about personal choices.

Good luck to you.
 
talonracer said:


Just wondering, since you've never had sex........how do you know it would be better???
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Because I've seen my SELF smile a million times, and it never send a jolt of ionized electrons to my nether regions. It's never turned me into a shaking, quaking ball of desire--"step right up folks, it's the HUMAN VIBRATOR."
 
I read in Playboy that your first experience is very important as to whether you will have a high opinion of sex. I suggest you have an experienced man break you in. Take me for example...that would do nicely.
 
Hey guys, could you bump this thread? My threads always die quick deaths. And I really want opinions on this one!
 
ummm, bump because I guess Im in the same position, just 9 years younger and need to find a woman that DOESN"T play fucking head games. If one head game is played on me, Im outta there
 
Pull up your shirt and flash them. Next drop your shirt and bend over. Then you will get some action!
 
28 years old and still a virgin????

Please tell me thats a typo.......

So, you're basically telling me you've never really been
sexually+emotionally attracted to a guy?(I don't believe
in one-night stands btw.....)

I've only had 1 sexual partner(still do......LOL), but there
is a drawback to remaining a virgin for so long.

You might wake up one day and realize that you've
lost a good portion of your so-called "sexually-active"
years.

Don't get me wrong, I whole-heartedly believe in
waiting, in order to have a sexual relationship with a person
you truly care about, but 28???? Thats a bit old nowadays.

Fonz
 
I think your best bet if you want to try to meet one of the guys that smiled at you is:
Wait until he gets on some machine weights. Wait a few minutes then go over to one next to him. Don't look at him while going over there, don't look at him when you sit down on it. Don't say a word to him yet. No eye contact. Then play around with the pin that moves the seat, or the weight pin or something, and then just casually ask him how to move the seat or something like that. He will show you and probably think nothing about it. Then he will most likely introduce himslef and engage in some small talk. If you are shy, I see this as being your best option.......but I really didn't think to long on it, so mabe there is a better one....:D
 
the only eye candy at my gym are the personal trainers as the rest are the to sort out osteoperosis or are men

one smiled at me yesterday,. she totally wants it in the butt ;)
 
tripleV said:
wish i went to YOUR gym!!!!!! gosh

No eye candy for me!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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No, Trip, it's PAINFUL!!!! It's like: imagine you're dying (dying!) of thirst, and you surrounded by water. Gorgeous, glistening water!

But ... you don't know how to drink! You're not sure that water would ever want to be drunk by you! It's torture, I tell you!

That was a really bad metaphor. Just woke up.

Fonz, woah, way to overlook whole point of thread! I didn't say I was "never attracted" to a guy? (Umm, I believe this thread was a cry about the opposite.) And way to reassure me! ("28 year old virgin? Clearly you have lost the best years of your life....")
 
rriis...I don't do threesomes with girls because I don't think I could satisfy two of them at once. Threesome with two guys???...NO WAY!!! I'd lose my erection if I seen your dick. Buksoon...what do you look like? Don't need a pic...just a description. You sound sweet.
 
rriis: All those posts for that avatar? I don't know about that, bro, that's kind of Johnny-O looking. I'm hoping to get something better when I get there later today!:D

buksoon: You still haven't really answered an unspoken question here:
why still a virgin @ 28? (that's a good new screen name for ya!- virgin@28)
We know you're not a 200-lb slob, and you sound pretty intelligent...so what
is it Good Catholic girl? Don't worry though, at 28, the best years are still AHEAD of you!

BTW, sucking dick does not remove your virginity so that REALLY confuses the
question; are you a good Catholic JAP?:confused:
 
buksoon said:


No, Trip, it's PAINFUL!!!! It's like: imagine you're dying (dying!) of thirst, and you surrounded by water. Gorgeous, glistening water!

But ... you don't know how to drink! You're not sure that water would ever want to be drunk by you! It's torture, I tell you!

That was a really bad metaphor. Just woke up.
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Its actually pretty good. :lmao:
 
Babydoc, I don't know why!!! I mean, I sorta know. But it's a long, tired story. Not for this board!

Test boy, it's so embarassing to describe one's self physically! But I will (what the hell? this is anonymous).

I AM cute. Honestly, you would be shocked if you saw me. You'd disbelieve the whole virgin thing. 5'2", 105 pounds, long auburn curly hair. I do have a little shape, despite being so small (it's the lifting that gave it to me!). Large eyes, dimples, great skin. Cute, honestly.

Guys say they want smart, funny, sweet. Doesn't have to be a knock-out, but cute. That's friggin' me, DAMMIT. I do, admittedly, look like a shlub at the gym. I sweat, so my hair is pulled back in frizzy red ball. Same loose gray workout clothes since Bush Sr. was in office.

Maybe I'll "dress up" more for the confidence boost. But how could I respect myself if I wore ... lipliner at the gym? A little sports bra with nothing over it? I would just feel like ... a twit.
 
buksoon said:

And every now and then, the fact of 28 years of virginity (yep, it's true), just GETS TO ME.
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christ almighty whats the holdup women, you better get a move on it, before that thing gets all rusted shut.
 
Can't stand it!!! Must have some luvin'! Vital situation, like "must have oxygen" ... why? why? DAMMIT, WHY??

I'm cute, I'm nice, I'm entertaining! Can talk sports, politics, movies ... soon to be Air Force Intelligence Officer ... decent resume for sex, I think. But nooooo! Not in this lifetime!

Spongebob, no danger of it rusting shut. The bats that live inside flap their wings, keeping it moist.

I tell you something: Me around all those beautiful Air Force men ... that will be scary. I got your heat-seeking missile receptor right here, baby.

I don't even want to think how painful it will be!!!!! This is why you get your pets spayed and neutered--to end their suffering!! (It's true: the Buddhists say that desire is the cause of suffering. Free yourself of desire and you'll be happy.)

Anyway, I need serious advice. I can't do sex without a feeling of love (at least giddy infatuation). I want to fall. I NEED to. So I can start the fucking! What captures you, just charms you beyond anything so you think: "I must get to know this girl"??
 
buksoon said:


Anyway, I need serious advice. I can't do sex without a feeling of love (at least giddy infatuation). I want to fall. I NEED to. So I can start the fucking! What captures you, just charms you beyond anything so you think: "I must get to know this girl"??
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I love you more than you'll ever know!:D
What captures me besides the obvious physical? I like a girl who is approachable and outgoing. I don't approach girls that often. Too shy or something. When a girl approaches me or "chases" me, I don't know, but it just attracts me so much more. I'm more likely to be relaxed and myself, cuz I already know she's interested. but that's just me.
 
Thanks Freak Show!! That really is sweet. Although, I've read some of your other posts ... methinks you love anything with girl parts. :)
 
hahahaha! So untrue. I'm a man of discriminate taste. There are guys on this board MUCH worse than me. I don't remember posting anything that "desparate.":confused: Me and smalls have our thing going. She's really the only one I give the business too. hehe!
Fine if you reject my proclamation of love, I shall send you no pics to see what you're missing. :D
 
So it's just one girl. But still, you were proposing matrimony to this one girl.... :)
 
Ah, great memory buk! Oh yeah, I forgot you don't like her much do you? See I remember your posts too. Please don't be like some of these people and take that marriage thing seriously. It was all in good fun. I'm gonna do some digging and find your pics. If they make me really hot and bothered I'll propse to you instead. Deal?;)
 
buksoon

You are clearly intelligent...I am surprised...figured you to be married or close.....

just go for it...(as in be friendly, chat a little, see if intelligence/interest compares).

if a guy overlooks you...his loss.....
 
Thanks Matt! Just go for it, huh? Sounds so sensible and easy in the comfort of my hermitage! Once I get out there ... it's all about the shakes and the quivers and the guys wondering if I'm ... what's PC for "slow"?

Freak, I didn't like Small's posts. And I still don't like those posts. Put it this way: I don't like Smalls, but I suspect I would really like Alison. I'm sure I would like her a lot; she has excellent qualities!!!
 
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ive been thinking, we need to change your username to something else, ....soon. hint: it rhymes with buksoon. j/k. you'll probaly meet a very nice flyboy in the AF. goodluck.
 
Umm... duck soon? shmuck soon? run amok soon? hockey puck soon? I give up. Damn you and your riddles, Sponge.

More opinions, please guys!

Hey Sponge, in that movie-line thread that got deleted, I meant to tell you: Sling Blade ... ::sniffle:: LOVELY movie!

Will the flyboys think I'm a freak? (I asked this before on the Between the Sheets board; my first thread as an Elite'r.) I'm scared of the possible messages such prolonged virginity sends.

It will be me alone in Afghanistan, with my mug of cream of goat soup, and no lovin' at all.... Ever. Period.
 
By "just go for it", I didn't mean 'throw yourself at someone you are attracted to'. Just start a conversation. trust me when i tell you that a guy is always flattered when an attractive woman talks to him. You'll be well - received.

Let me ask you this: despite being relatively small at 5-2, are you intimidating in other ways? For example, intelligence can be intimidating, particularly in a conversation where you can shift topics quickly, as you have demonstrated the ability to do......and speak knowledgeably in many areas.....success is intimidating...you are going to be an Air Force officer so you have things together.....

Maybe you intimidate people that way. Just a thought.


If I still lived up there I'd take you out. :-)
 
MattTheSkywalker said:

If I still lived up there I'd take you out. :-)
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You were the one who noticed in another thread that my timing sucks! :) Guess another case in point, huh?

The Yanks are on. Gots to go!!! The intimidation thing ... nope. Someone as shy as I am around guys could never intimidate, no matter what she has going for her. But ... thanks! Always nice to imagine that maybe the guys just feel "outclassed"!
 
I figured it out!

I have reread this entire thread and I figured out why I have no luck with men: I TALK TOO MUCH!!!

Breakthrough, right!!! I bore the guys until they go flaccid.
 
Listen Buk, you sound like a sweet intelligent girl...can't lie if i was your age and still a virgin i would be worried...the truth is however, that a girl that is as sweet as you and has a body,...you won't be a virgin very much longer around the airboys...of that you can be certain hehe


:teleport:
 
buksoon said:
Umm... duck soon? shmuck soon? run amok soon? hockey puck soon? I give up. Damn you and your riddles, Sponge.

More opinions, please guys!

Hey Sponge, in that movie-line thread that got deleted, I meant to tell you: Sling Blade ... ::sniffle:: LOVELY movie!

Will the flyboys think I'm a freak? (I asked this before on the Between the Sheets board; my first thread as an Elite'r.) I'm scared of the possible messages such prolonged virginity sends.

It will be me alone in Afghanistan, with my mug of cream of goat soup, and no lovin' at all.... Ever. Period.
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why did that thread about movie lines get deleted? i thought that was strange.
 
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