Beastboy has SARS

[HG Pennypacker]

Sloppy
Ass
Rot
Syndrome

Please keep the little fellar in your thoughts and prayers.

He's just a boy, for the love of God. He's just a boy.

 

[WODIN]

You should have used lube on him!

 

[HG Pennypacker]

You should have used lube on him!

This isn't about me, Merlin, it's about a poor young man named Beastboy.

 

[beastboy]

It isn't contagious...unless I fart in the same room as you.

 

[WODIN]

I understand that Gandolf, I'm just blaming you for dry humping his ass into its current state of SARS.

 

[beastboy]

I understand that Gandolf, I'm just blaming you for dry humping his ass into its current state of SARS.

I'll have you know I'm married, I leave the ass humping to the wife!

 

[WODIN]

I'll have you know I'm married, I leave the ass humping to the wife!

Does she do the ass humping on a first come first served basis or do you have to call and make an appointment?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Just so all of you understand why beastboy hasn't been his normal self. He is once again battling this horrid disease. They ruled out cancer of the lap just yesterday and gave him the diagnosis.

 

[beastboy]

She said it wouldn't hurt.

 

[Y_lifter]

She said it wouldn't hurt.

Isn't that the same line you used on her ?

 

[PoyeBoy]

he has aids as well, beastman aids