Be a Man

[theoak01]

lesson learned dont take short cuts with power tools because you will end up hurt.

I was doing some body work on my truck and was gonna cut off some old metal that Ill be replacing so I switched up the wheel from the grinding wheel to a cutting wheel and was a tool and didnt unplug it and while changing said wheel hit the engage switch and now have one hell of a gash in my hand.

my pops started laughing at me then realized what id done and barfed. I told him be a man Im the one who got hurt. then I proceeded to pour alcohol right into the wound,put polysporine on it then super glued it shut.

Be a man

 

[jerkbox]

by alcohol, do you mean whiskey?

 

[jnevin]

I high fived myself after reading this.

 

[theoak01]

by alcohol, do you mean whiskey?

no thats going down my throat,cant waste good whiskey on wounds,fuck that

 

[Spartacus]

pics

 

[mountain muscle]

WTF OAK? That is some wormy ass shit right there.

I saw some pics from the rig of a guy who did something similar, only when the wheel started turning it broke and the piece that broke off chopped, yes chopped, through the guys forearm so that only a piece of skin was left holding his forearm together.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Is a mouse and keyboard considered a power tool?

I had a shovel once, I couldn't find the starter switch!

Damn Chinese never include instructions you can understand.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Is a mouse and keyboard considered a power tool?

I had a shovel once, I couldn't find the starter switch!

Damn Chinese never include instructions you can understand.

LOL

This from the man that gets "sympathy cramps"?



Lucky thing for you we ain't havin anymore kids. I think you would die from the morning sickness alone! *chortle*

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

LOL

This from the man that gets "sympathy cramps"?



Lucky thing for you we ain't havin anymore kids. I think you would die from the morning sickness alone! *chortle*

I have a really bad backache and I think I am a bit icky feeling.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I have a really bad backache and I think I am a bit icky feeling.

Feeling bloated are you?

 

[Gambino]

oak leave the real menz work up to jerkbox and aap

 

[Frisky]

that night I fell sleep walking I split my jaw wide open, you could see the bone. My first thought was ... hey... superglue! I rinsed it out, and sat there begging my s/o to help me superglue it together but he refused to help, he wanted me in the er to get it stitched proper

 

[theoak01]

WTF OAK? That is some wormy ass shit right there.

I saw some pics from the rig of a guy who did something similar, only when the wheel started turning it broke and the piece that broke off chopped, yes chopped, through the guys forearm so that only a piece of skin was left holding his forearm together.

damn that sounds brutal,I was thankful it didnt break off,but I definately have to watch for infection as id been grinding 20+ year old metal with the fucker and dont want an infection.

if I can get my digital cam back ill post some pics

bino,ive done this stuff a million times just got to comfortable using the tools and use to changing disks without taking the power away and it caught up to me.

frisk-ya the s/o's sure have a different way of looking at things,my gf is gonna shit a brick I didnt goto the hospital,shes a vet and knows about all that medical shit,so im sure ill get a lecture

 

[Gambino]

that night I fell sleep walking I split my jaw wide open, you could see the bone. My first thought was ... hey... superglue! I rinsed it out, and sat there begging my s/o to help me superglue it together but he refused to help, he wanted me in the er to get it stitched proper :rolleyeys:

you strike me as accident prone
a helmet is in order

 

[Frisky]

you strike me as accident prone
a helmet is in order

lmao... yes, I agree

I sport a nice size scar on my chin, one on my shin from the gate while riding and another half toe nail on my biggie toe from a horse stepping on my foot... yes I was bare foot. (lolololol... I didn't have my boots dammit)

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Feeling bloated are you?

Bring home some pistachio ice cream and some dill pickle flavored yogurt PLEASE, I think I am feeling a little tired.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Bring home some pistachio ice cream and some dill pickle flavored yogurt PLEASE, I think I am feeling a little tired.

I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too old to go through THAT SHIT again.






Are ya sure?

 

[Gambino]

lmao... yes, I agree

I sport a nice size scar on my chin, one on my shin from the gate while riding and another half toe nail on my biggie toe from a horse stepping on my foot... yes I was bare foot. (lolololol... I didn't have my boots dammit)

you bare foot swamp girl

 

[Frisky]

you bare foot swamp girl

lmao... i try not to go the bare foot route... only if necessary... and by necessary, i mean desperate and only have stilleto's to wear. Something ewwwwwwwww about feeling sexy with horse shit between your toes.... eeekkkkkk

 

[alien amp pharm]

I've never gotten "comfortable" around power tools and there is a reason why.

Accidents happen once you do.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

lmao... i try not to go the bare foot route... only if necessary... and by necessary, i mean desperate and only have stilleto's to wear. Something ewwwwwwwww about feeling sexy with horse shit between your toes.... eeekkkkkk

BUT!!

You look so HOT walking around the barn with just a smile and heels

 

[Frisky]

BUT!!

You look so HOT walking around the barn with just a smile and heels

did my beau send you those shots?


ahem... ahem...


or were you watching via 24/7 internet web shots that i sent BM

 

[ksharp01]

I am so not handy with power tools......hell, I can't even get the drill to work right so I end up having to use a regular screw that takes twice as long.

 

[Frisky]

I am so not handy with power tools......hell, I can't even get the drill to work right so I end up having to use a regular screw that takes twice as long.

nothing wrong with a screw that takes twice as long

 

[theoak01]

I've never gotten "comfortable" around power tools and there is a reason why.

Accidents happen once you do.

your a smart man,about 2 years ago I was turning a bowl on a lathe out of a block of cherry and it snapped the chisel,stupid me wasnt wearing safety glasses,and the piece flew up and I could feel the air move as it passed right beside my face,right at eye level

 

[alien amp pharm]

your a smart man,about 2 years ago I was turning a bowl on a lathe out of a block of cherry and it snapped the chisel,stupid me wasnt wearing safety glasses,and the piece flew up and I could feel the air move as it passed right beside my face,right at eye level

my cousin helped me some on my house remodeling. He builds houses for a living and was ripping a 4 inch wide piece of wood with a circular saw in one hand and holding it (with is fingers on the underside) with his other hand.

Now that either takes huge balls or lack of a brain.

 

[Frisky]

my cousin helped me some on my house remodeling. He builds houses for a living and was ripping a 4 inch wide piece of wood with a circular saw in one hand and holding it (with is fingers on the underside) with his other hand.

Now that either takes huge balls or lack of a brain.

you did say your cousin right...

Lack of brain

 

[ksharp01]

nothing wrong with a screw that takes twice as long

the screw your thinking of, true!
you dirty lil thing you...

 

[theoak01]

my cousin helped me some on my house remodeling. He builds houses for a living and was ripping a 4 inch wide piece of wood with a circular saw in one hand and holding it (with is fingers on the underside) with his other hand.

Now that either takes huge balls or lack of a brain.

wow thats nuts

 

[theoak01]

gf got me to go get it looked at,fucking docs just popped the blood blister,wouldnt open it up and clean it where the wound was,gave me a tetnis shot,which was more like having a dart thrown at me and 3 mother fucking cc's of tetnis and dipteria into a god damn delt,I gave that nurse shit over her sloppy technique and injection site choice. she was all what are you a nurse,Im like no my gf is a vet,lol wanted to be like bitch ive given myself more shots then I can count.

but ill live,no stiches

 

[Scotsman]

Nice work jackass.

My dad would have laughed at me, called me a dumbass, and handed me the alcohol.

It's a strong loving father son relationship I tell you.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Mr. dB]

LOL

This from the man that gets "sympathy cramps"?



Lucky thing for you we ain't havin anymore kids. I think you would die from the morning sickness alone! *chortle*

Aw c'mon, just one more?

 

[theoak01]

Nice work jackass.

My dad would have laughed at me, called me a dumbass, and handed me the alcohol.

It's a strong loving father son relationship I tell you.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

oh he laughed his ass off until he saw the blood,dont know why he barfed, later he told me I get the darwin award,however he also has done dumb shit without unplugging tools

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

did my beau send you those shots?


ahem... ahem...


or were you watching via 24/7 internet web shots that i sent BM

Well..... She still calls your name............

BUT, I think you have to look out for that rock you keep stepping over, love the way your tooshie looks when you make those GIANT steps!!

And have him keep sending those "candid" shots with the nine inch heels and red boots!!!

 

[stilleto]

don't you listen to TLC's life lessons??

 

[theoak01]

don't you listen to TLC's life lessons??

no but apparently i had better start lol,or get chain mail gloves