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BBF's Hollywood Tip For Drinking Winstrol

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Ok, the word on the street is that actors such as Brad Pitt and Ed Norton have obtained their skinny coke-head-don't-lift-but-I-Have-Abes look by actually swallowing their zambons still in the unbroken amp. It greatly slows down absobsion, since glass is not easily disoloved by stomach acids, thus yeilding a long lasting and anabolic effect. Now, some of you have trouble swallowing large pills so a 1.5" tall glass bottle might be a bit difficult. I suggest coating it with vasoline so that it does down easier, and make sure you have someone handy to keep you from choking on it. WIth this tip, all of you newbies can be lean mean 115 lbs toothpicks too... just don't forget the other rules. You have to snort at least 3 lines a day. Don't eat more than 1000 calories a day. And for gods sake don't put any plates on your bar, or use anything over a 7.5 lbs dumbell or you'll get too big to have the Brad Pitt look.
 
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BBF you forgot to mention that if you dont want to swallow the amps, you can just cram them up your backside. Works just as good. Though you still might want to coat them in vasoline...
 
JP, shhhh... zambon sapositories are Vin Diesel's secret and he asked me not to reviel it to anyone.
 
You had me going there in the first few lines, and I thought you were serious,

Wow what a wake up, but your correct for newbies it is an excellent cycle

Keep your cell ready for 911
 
Judging by your avatar BBF, Vin looks much better than you.

So if his secret is sticking his un-open amps up his ass, maybe you should try it.
 
flex123, are we going by current looks, or in the past? My avatar pic is short about 20 ibs of lbm (bodybuilders sometimes improve over time), and Vin Desiel hasn't looked good since Pitch Black (great movie btw and I'm looking forward to the Chronicles of Ridick). Anyway, I can't comment on the zambon sapository thing, I already told you that.
 
Pigeon, no just one amp. If you take too many it will counteract taht catabolic effect of the coke. You can't be ove 120 ibs if you want the Brad Pitt/Ed Norton look. That's why you can't put plates on the bar when weight training.
 
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flex123, are we going by current looks, or in the past? My avatar pic is short about 20 ibs of lbm (bodybuilders sometimes improve over time), and Vin Desiel hasn't looked good since Pitch Black (great movie btw and I'm looking forward to the Chronicles of Ridick). Anyway, I can't comment on the zambon sapository thing, I already told you that.
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I was just responding to your bashing of the skinny movie stars, I haven't seen Vin in awhile so who knows. And I guess I'll just take your word that you look better than Vin, Pitt, and Ronnie Coleman combined.
 
flex, oh Brad Pitt has a better face than me, no doubt, and clearly they are all better actors than I am. I don't find pipe-cleaner bodies to be impressive, as a bodybuilder, so yes, I think my body is better than theirs. We are all entitled to our opinions. Anywho, this was a joke thread that I placed up in an effort to avoid another "What type of steroids does Brad Pitt use?" thread by a newbie today.
 
Oh, I just noticed the Ronnie Coleman thing. Do I think I come in as ripped as him at contest time? Nope. Do I have his mass, or density. Nope. All I have on him is a small waistline, but he used to have that also, when he first went pro. I've seen pictures of him ripped at 200 lbs and the man actually had beautiful lines and symatry, and couldn't have had a waist larger than 29". Where did I mention Ronnie Coleman? He isn't tiny or an actor? Brad Pitt is just a post workout snack for him.
 
My bad...I took it as you were just putting these actors down cause they go for the as you say pipe-cleaner look because it goes with their roles in films and not go with the get huge bodybuilder look that wouldn't suit the roles they go for look.

if it was a joke on the people who come here and ask what these guys are on like we would know, than I understand.

again it just looked like you were trying to put them down and put yourself on a pedastool.
 
No, I was joking about the fact that newbies think these guys juice to obtain that look. I don't want to look like that, but obviously they do not want to be 200+ lbs bodybuilders. They are actors. People who desire that type of physique are not looking in the right place.
 
I like you BBF, but please no more of these threads. PLEASE!!

On a side note, I hope you are careful with so much tren, it could seriously fuck you up if you stay on too long. I mean, who wants to be on HRT at 30? What are your current stats? NO FLAME, but I doubt very much that you look better than Vin Diesel in Pitch Black, but I think he looked great for that 1 movie. Now he is garbage though.
 
jubei, I'm still 5'9", up to 221-225 (its fluxation alot) at about 9%. I'm only using 30 mg of tren ed. I'm using alot of prop though. Anyway, ask Gymgurl, we are going to workout tomarrow. Other people who see my pictures here have commented that I'm bigger than the one's in my gallery. 3 EF members go to my gym. Pretty soon, I'll try to make some decent photos to put up, with pro-tan on, and good lighting.
 
You mean you didn't get any taller...LOL. You sound alot bigger/better than in your underoo avatar. I'm glad to hear everything is going well for you.
 
Yeah, I've got at least 20 lbs more muscle than my avatar and another 1 1/2" of bicep. I weighed 200 lbs that day, but not sure of bf, it was about 9-10%. The photo's didn't scan well, I actually had abes. LoL I still have the originals.
 
I just got a digital camera. I'll post pics after my next var cycle. It is coming up shortly.
 
Cool, I'm looking forward to seeing what you look like. Var is out of my budget. I was on winstrol for my avatar pic. I had just come off of 400 mg enathate a week, with a very low dose of tren two weeks before.
 
I could post a couple half face shots, but I don't even know how yet. My camera has a 60 second video mode, and I've already done the paris hilton thing. LOL, my video blows that one out of the water. Gotta love 18 year olds.
 
Actually, I just spoke with a contact of mine and found out Brad Pitt's real secret to his freakish mass. He eat 1000 grams of protien a day and uses the following:
500 mg test suspession every day
250 mg of anadrol every day
1000 mg of deca every week
16 iu's hgh every morning
and most importantly...
2 servings of Cell Tech post workout
 
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I saw a guy at the gym who told me he gained 15 lbs. of muscle from cell tech in 1 month.
 
jubei, he is full of it. No one gains only 15 ibs of lbm on cell tech unless they are half-dosing it or something. I gain a lbs of muscle a day on it. I cycle it though... I don't want to get too big. I bridge my Cell Tech cycles with test/tren/eq so that I don't loose all of my gains.
 
I want some fina god damnit. Its the next best thing to cell tech. How do you keep your nuts alive while being on all the time, and especially with fina? Does winny actually negate some of the fina sides or just prevent gyno?
 
jubei, I found that testicular atrophy only occured when I cycled. Once your body is used to high levels on synthetic androgens they stay normal. At least for me. I wrote a post somewhere about how ALL low androgenic steroids seem to reduce tren sides, particularly winstrol (this effect with winstrol is for more than one reason though). I'll write something on this later and post it up while on vacation this week. On a high dose tren cycle (75 mg+) I have found 10 mg of winstrol a day will eliminate all of my sides. On 30mg a day, my current tren dose, I don't have any sides, so ther is no need, well I'm stacking with eq which tends to help as well.
 
why do you even care about brad pitt??????????????????????????????????? hes a fuckin loser
 
Jubei, I've found prop/tren/winstrol to be my favorite, but I hate the sore joints so use eq instread.
 
That was uncalled for *shudder*
 
BBF - the SCARIEST thing about this post is that someone will actually try your original suggestion I bet :D give em time...
 
Hey! How did this get moved from the anabolic forum.. this was some strait up serious steroid advice strait from Brad Pitt's trainer.
 
funny shit bro. Although, I can't say much cause I'm 6'1 and 205. So, I pretty much have the Brad Pitt look too. I am working on getting bigger, but it seems to take a while because there is a lot of surface area for new muscle to go.

p.s. what if I swallowed a fina cart?
 
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