bash.org IRC quotes

[jackangel]

<ParadoX> lol my friend just said he stole a bong from this guys house, but from how he described it, it's a penis pump
<ParadoX> he said he put his mouth to it, and it smelled funny
<ParadoX> HAHAHA
<Phucker> Owned.

 

[ajtomasi]

what? is this something that happened to you?

 

[slickdadd]

I have a shit, and I give it.

 

[DeepZenPill]

Oh boy, quoting IRC nerds on a fitness board...