LOL FU!
Pretty much this ^^^ without the blow part, 8 years ago my family met a very nice elderly couple who they briefly worked for and then they actually become friends, they are very dear family friends and they are VERY loaded, they are now 87 years old and I live about 25 miles south of them, they helped me come back home, they let me stay with them and they cosigned for my apartment since no one would rent me a place cuz I had no credit or background, when they realized I was going to rent a house they helped me own one instead, they are old and quirky, they wouldnt help me get a car but they helped me with the house.... they paid cash and put a mortgage on my house, now I pay them.