Bank Chick Update

[DoseOfTruth]

Disaster. Anyone following the story knows the details.

Finally Friday I had a lunch with an alcoholic client who ordered us beers over lunch. I had just earned a fat bonus from work...and was buzzed...so I headed to the bank. As luck had it, I got called to her window...here goes the disaster:

ME: Hi, what's up?
HER: Nothing, how are you?
ME: Good it's Friday *smile*
HER: *handing me my ID* I never realized you were the third?
ME: Yah..impressive?
HER: Yah *laughs*. Why didn't you name your son the fourth?
ME: (Thinking I never told her I had a son, and how does she know his name?) Um how did you know I had a son?
HER: Oh, I can see his name on your account "Paul"
ME: No no, that's Paula - my wife.
HER: Oh I'm sorry.
ME:No problem. (thinking what the fuck - explain yourself but before I could say anything)
HER: Okay, anything else I can do for you?
ME: No that's it, see you later my friend.
HER: Bye

My wife and I are separated but her name is still on my account. I didn't explain shit. No more advice on picking up this girl - I quit. Now I need advice on finding a new bank

 

[jackangel]

 

[the nature boy]

I guess it was too hard to say the term "ex-wife".

 

[guards]

crash AND burn

 

[HULKSTER]

Oh well, at least you still have the memories. And you can always beat off to them!

 

[Kaksback]

sorry bro..but you gotta work on your game...the best of us know even when you're smashed you can still spit out some good game.


next time do coke instead

LOL

 

[flexygrl]

OMG!!!!! WHY!!!!!!! WHY, WHY!!!!!!!!

 

[Taps]

LOL..chalk it up to a learning experience.

Here's a way to get out of this. Next time you talk to her, just say "my wife and I are separated, and I need new checks/bank book/whatever." Most couples use joint everything, but if didn't, your teller friend won't know it.

It's a pretty standard request, and it won't seem out of the ordinary.

 

[Y_lifter]

This game is going into triple overtime with no stretch....

Dude, you are stressing and working on a new one before even getting loose of the old one ?

You must have an ulcer hole the size of Frackals swollen head in your stomach..

Why not just resolve yourself to a life of masturbation instead
of putting yourself through this ?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Why not just resolve yourself to a life of masturbation instead
of putting yourself through this ?

That's my main goal in life. One at which I have been quite successful

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

No Fucking of the Brains out! WTF! Get back to us when you do!

 

[Y_lifter]

No Fucking of the Brains out! WTF! Get back to us when you do!

Actually I still want pics of this woman we have all been working for the last 6 months bro..

I feel like a big brother here, and need a reference before I put more effort out, okay ?

 

[Bullit]

Holy shit.... and here I thought I had no game.

Thanks for making me feel better about myself, Dose.

 

[Baoh]

Could you have been any more of a dumb-ass?

 

[Bullit]

BTW - you were married????

I have been picturing you as a zit-faced teen.

How old are you?


edit:
WHOA!!!!
Born in 74!!!!!!!
29 years old?!?!?!?

Thanks again for making me feel better!

 

[Outtlaw]

Daaaammmnnnn. Crash and burn. Well, actually you never even made the attempt. Still, thats the funniest thing Ive read all day.

 

[Baoh]

BTW - you were married????

I have been picturing you as a zit-faced teen.

How old are you?


edit:
WHOA!!!!
Born in 74!!!!!!!
29 years old?!?!?!?

Thanks again for making me feel better!

That's the impression I had gotten.

This a nice boost in self-esteem for me, man. lol

 

[DoseOfTruth]

I am zit faced loser but not a teenager.

But anyway, so you guys think she is into me?

 

[gtrcivic]

Man, you've worked all this overtime and still haven't got paid for it!!!! You need to divulge the city you live in, name of bank, and address.... Looks like one of us has to help you out. i'm sure whoever gets her will let you watch him nail her

Should've been quick and said ex wife, how do i get her off the account.. That way you can prolong the conversation with her, fill out paper work, then have a reason to come back to the bank again.....She's gonna tell the other tellers, damn, this guy is such an ass, hitting on me and he''s married.....

 

[jackangel]

But anyway, so you guys think she is into me?

That's right, humour is always the best way to get past a disappointment.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

since nobody else is saying it, "you're a moron."

 

[jerkbox]

rock on dude! she's all yours!!!

 

[bunnymt]

Alas! All is not lost. Just keep talking to her, and eventually explain yourself to her, if it is even necessary! No big deal.

 

[vinylgroover]

Had you followed my advice the first time this post would have been about how much she loves your cock in her ass........instead, this thread is about slamming your cock in car doors.

 

[Austin316]

Id love to fuck the girl at my bank, perhaps if I see her a few moretimes I will get her digits and go from there

 

[biteme]

Yeah you screwed that up. But if you live like there's no tomorrow, you will go back and explain to her and tell her of your interest in her. You never know what might happen. Easier said than done. My pride and ego get in the way every time.

 

[bunnymt]

Easier said than done. My pride and ego get in the way every time.

Really, trust me. It is easier done than said, and talked about and lamented about, etc. etc. Women are not THAT uptight, are they...what world am I living in?

 

[biteme]

Really, trust me. It is easier done than said, and talked about and lamented about, etc. etc. Women are not THAT uptight, are they...what world am I living in?

Many of them seem to enjoy shooting a man down. I hate to be shot down since I have the attitude that every woman should have an interest in me, especially if I express an interest in them. Of course, if they have a boyfriend or are married, that's different.

 

[bunnymt]

Many of them seem to enjoy shooting a man down. I hate to be shot down since I have the attitude that every woman should have an interest in me, especially if I express an interest in them.

I see your dilemma. I also see your point.

 

[biteme]

I see your dilemma. I also see your point.

If someone shoots me down, I feel that they think they are above me or that they can do better than me. I think most people feel that way. Women, especially do not like to be shot down. That's why I can't understand why they often do it in a rude way. Back to the first statement, you might just not be their type, but we rarely consider that.

 

[bunnymt]

I never understood that...actually I never understood why most women act the way they do. Women complain about men being superficial and ignorant...ironic, don't you think?

 

[biteme]

I never understood that...actually I never understood why most women act the way they do. Women complain about men being superficial and ignorant...ironic, don't you think?

Yes, me thinks, "Isn't it ironic."

 

[RADAR]

now i feel better!