Bagels are overrated

[borris]

with as little taste as they pack and as small as they are you would think they would be an appetizer but unfortunetely they pack nearly 30%-40% of your daily carbs in just one punch... even Starbucks is joining in on the American obesity race! YAY!

 

[puddlemonkey]

"Borris is overrated" parody thread in 3... 2... 1...

 

[nimbus]

i once saw a guy have fuck a bagel at a party. he didnt even butter it

 

[jack sparrow]

i once saw a guy have fuck a bagel at a party. he didnt even butter it

You've been to one of Lestat's parties?

 

[borris]

lol @ Lestats plain bagels and wine in plastic cup book parties

 

[perkele]

No bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel! - Cosmo Kramer, 1998

 

[nimbus]

bagels and lox are so bomb; i don't see how you can possibly h8

 

[Jon79]

used to have this bagel place by my office in dallas....fresh bagels mad every morning ....

whole wheat with natty almond butter

was fuckin good

 

[jaybois]

bangels are for jews

 

[calveless wonder]

not all bagels are created equal.

gotta go to a mad concentrated jewish area to get a real bagel

onion bagels with cream cheese (or flavored CC) = the shit

although i don't really eat those no more because of they're dirty cals

 

[nimbus]

bagel place saturday morning was a UMD tradition. almost all of greek life, converged on one point, hungover as shit and inhaling bagels + iced tea

 

[binö]

a bagel with pb and a fat protein shake-breakfast of champions

 

[rnch]

i once saw a guy have fuck a bagel at a party. he didnt even butter it

but he supplied his own creme cheese.....

 

[-SD-]

but he supplied his own creme cheese.....

rnch dressing to be exact

 

[eddymerckx]

i get fed ex shipment from nyc 2x a year---bagels in colorado are stale donuts w/o suger

 

[rnch]

lol















you KNOW bino wants some......