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* Baffled Faces As I Walked Into Gym With Ttokkyo T-shirt On *

STUDLY76

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Funny story....Eveyone knows I take gear at my gym, not like I ever admitted to it, but you can just tell. I'm sure you look around your gym and make assumptions about who is on gear and who is wasting their time. Anyway, I don't really talk to anyone at my gym, I work out and go home, not uttering a word to anyone. People tend to look, but nothing ever said. Well today, I walked into my gym with my TTOKKYO t-shirt on with a big smile on my face. I did my routine and I saw people snickering and making comments to eachother like "I always knew he was on gear, now we atleast know what brand". Anyway, thought it was funny and had to share it with you guys. I guess nobody will look at me the same anymore.
 
If I walked into my gym with a Ttokkyo t-shirt on, I don't think anyone would know what the hell it meant. There all a bunch of pussies and I doubt any of them know that there are different brands of steroids!
 
Studly, by your comments it seems you feel that those who arent using gear are "wasting their time". Is this what you meant?
 
This one time, I took my shirt off in the gym and stood up on a bench and started rubbing my nipples. At first, I was rubbing them nice and gentle but then I started to rub 'em very hard like. They got all red and swollen so I stopped. I proceeded to do as many of those leaps that ballet dancers do (you know with your toes pointed and legs perpendicular to the floor) as I could. I nailed the first 20 or so leaps but then my form began to gradually taper off. So, I then proceeded to do "pottabarret (sp?) turns" (another popular dance maneuver) until I got too dizzy to stand upright. I got bored of that pretty fast so I then took off my pants and tucked my underwear (briefs) up in between my ass cheeks and flexed my ass as hard as I could (in fact, I'm doing it right now...). I kept squeezing those fuckers together as hard as I possibly could until eventually I passed out from the exertion. They don't let me back into that gym anymore.
 
They were laughing because you are an idiot. You probably had the sleeves rolled up, they probably didn't even relize what the shirt said or meant.
 
John Woe said:
They were laughing because you are an idiot. You probably had the sleeves rolled up, they probably didn't even relize what the shirt said or meant.

ACTUALLY I ROLL THE SLEEVES UP ON THE SHIRT YOUR MOTHER GOT ME WITH "DIGGLER" WRITTEN ON THE FRONT. YOU MUST BE CONFUSED STICK-BOY
 
dude why would you want to atract extra attension, AS are not legal in US (im sure you know that), narks are everywhere, and so are the pigs. would hate to see another bro get busted.
 
I've always a had a hinge or two lose but at least I'm kind to animals....well the furry little fuckers anyway.:)
 
That's funny. I have the order form for the:
'Got Fina?' tee shirt with the cows on it.
 
nathan you are a funny sone of a bitch, keep up the funny posts, i need stuff like that to get me through the day..

as for the shirts, they were talking shit bout you being on gear but how teh hell do they know what it is if they dont juice. i suppose thats something you learn in elementary school.
 
Damn studly, can I come work out with you? PLEASE!?!? I'd really like to seeing as how you have a really neato Ttokkyo tee to wear. Please can I huh, please?

Fuckin halfwit
 
lol, Nathan ,you got some serious issues bro!!
Studly, were the juicers laughing at you cause you are a little weaner in a big steroid shirt?
 
You are very smart. Sometimes I like to walk into a police station with a crack pipe - JUST SO I CAN TELL MY FRIENDS.

MORON!

:arrow:
 
Tony104104 said:
What is the purpose of this thread?:confused:

I don't really see the purpose myself, but that mental image that Nathan gave in that post above has to be one of the funniest things i have ever read.

Is that AMAF's routine, did you steal it from him? Comon now be honest...

M56M
 
Studly- I think you are mistaken. My mother would never mess with a 140lb fucking idiot like yourself. And the comment about me being a stickboy, littleman I don't have to wear an assnine T-shirt to get noticed. People look at me in my gym because I'm the biggest Mother-fucker there. I fuckin bully little nerds like you right out of the gym. Go roll your sleeves up and do curles for the girls you cumstain!!
 
Speaking of amaf wasn't the ttokyo shirt his idea of how to find a better source.

Nathan absolutely fucking great won't be suprised to see some of the guys at my gym try your dance plan. lmfao
 
I get the exact same stares and whispers when I wear my Nutt hugger roller skating shorts.

On the reals if i was to sport that at my Gym the guys would be like

duuuuuude so how was it?

I would be like wtf are you talking about.

They be like Ttkkyo didint you go there.
 
First off how old are you ??? that is what I thought

I get stares and funny looks when I where my Grumpy Dwarf tank to the gym , people are like "I don't get it"

second off , I don't think this is your post anymore , I think Nathen took it
 
I personally would have laughed at you and called you a dick for coming in the gym with that shirt. We had a guy come into our gym with a shirt that read "100% CHEMICALY ASSISTED" On the back. He didnt make it too far in before asked to leave for good. Who needs that much attention? I bet you have the physique of a 12 yearold girl and feel the need to let people know you are on juice.
 
I still have some ttokkyo shirts

Hey Guys...

I have some ttokkyo shirts and tank tops leftover.. There nice shirts. I have pics of them posted on Smartmuscle.com .. You can order them directly thru the site too...
 
Nathan said:
This one time, I took my shirt off in the gym and stood up on a bench and started rubbing my nipples. At first, I was rubbing them nice and gentle but then I started to rub 'em very hard like. They got all red and swollen so I stopped. I proceeded to do as many of those leaps that ballet dancers do (you know with your toes pointed and legs perpendicular to the floor) as I could. I nailed the first 20 or so leaps but then my form began to gradually taper off. So, I then proceeded to do "pottabarret (sp?) turns" (another popular dance maneuver) until I got too dizzy to stand upright. I got bored of that pretty fast so I then took off my pants and tucked my underwear (briefs) up in between my ass cheeks and flexed my ass as hard as I could (in fact, I'm doing it right now...). I kept squeezing those fuckers together as hard as I possibly could until eventually I passed out from the exertion. They don't let me back into that gym anymore.

You need to put out a newsletter Nathan..Too f*ckin funny!! :p
 
This one time, I took my shirt off in the gym and stood up on a bench and started rubbing my nipples. At first, I was rubbing them nice and gentle but then I started to rub 'em very hard like. They got all red and swollen so I stopped. I proceeded to do as many of those leaps that ballet dancers do (you know with your toes pointed and legs perpendicular to the floor) as I could. I nailed the first 20 or so leaps but then my form began to gradually taper off. So, I then proceeded to do "pottabarret (sp?) turns" (another popular dance maneuver) until I got too dizzy to stand upright. I got bored of that pretty fast so I then took off my pants and tucked my underwear (briefs) up in between my ass cheeks and flexed my ass as hard as I could (in fact, I'm doing it right now...). I kept squeezing those fuckers together as hard as I possibly could until eventually I passed out from the exertion. They don't let me back into that gym anymore.

Are you f***** up in the head, thinking about this $*** or what. But very funny keep it up bro.:p
 
Nathan said:
This one time, I took my shirt off in the gym and stood up on a bench and started rubbing my nipples. At first, I was rubbing them nice and gentle but then I started to rub 'em very hard like. They got all red and swollen so I stopped. I proceeded to do as many of those leaps that ballet dancers do (you know with your toes pointed and legs perpendicular to the floor) as I could. I nailed the first 20 or so leaps but then my form began to gradually taper off. So, I then proceeded to do "pottabarret (sp?) turns" (another popular dance maneuver) until I got too dizzy to stand upright. I got bored of that pretty fast so I then took off my pants and tucked my underwear (briefs) up in between my ass cheeks and flexed my ass as hard as I could (in fact, I'm doing it right now...). I kept squeezing those fuckers together as hard as I possibly could until eventually I passed out from the exertion. They don't let me back into that gym anymore.

Goddamn you Nathan.........my fucking stomach is killing me!!!!!!! Haven't laughed that hard in months though!!!:D :D :D :D
 
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Jess said:
I get the exact same stares and whispers when I wear my Nutt hugger roller skating shorts.

On the reals if i was to sport that at my Gym the guys would be like

duuuuuude so how was it?

I would be like wtf are you talking about.

They be like Ttkkyo didint you go there.


Now thats funny.......Ive got guys like you at my gym.......I believe its called....smuggling berries....
 
Nathan, you gotta start posting again like you use to. Some funny fuckin threads you put out back in the day...:D
 
Thats some funny ass shit. Too many serious mf'er on here. No god damn sense of humor. Keep em commin.
 
So, do you wear the t-shirt when you on cycle only, and when you off you take that off? I have a t-shirt "Expressly smoke free" from FDX, so when I'm off the cycle should I wear something like "Expressly Fina Free?"
I love these boards, don't have as much fun anywhere else...
:p
 
Nathan that is humor at its best.... The best part is you "flexing your ass cheeks" comment. I got a picture of some dude squeezing his ass together with hail damage all over
 
Yes this is the Mertyl beach hammer we are talking about. lol her is my favorite quote from him "To answer your question, I am 5'6. I am not 100% proportioned, but I am massy in all areas and my legs do not look like a stork. I get complimented on my "Mr. Wonderful" physique all the time. I'm in the top 8% in my gym and never got a critique as to an unproportions. I use my body as a tool for getting laid on a regular basis, and it has been working well for some time now. The don't call me "THE HAMMER" in myrtle beach for nothing. Anyways guys, thanks for the feedback on this one."

Haha and for those that missed the thread the first time around here it is http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=78464&perpage=20&pagenumber=2
 
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