Bad Shit Problems Help Everyone!!!

[plex1500]

This is a bad subject to write about but i need answers! And the best place is here from my fellow brothers of IRON. When i take a crap i can not get the crap off my ass even after 1 roll of TP and several wet paper towels. I will need to wipe on and off the rest of the day! I run 2 gyms and this is not a nice feeling to walk around with all day! I have tried adding fiber to my diet and cutting my shakes from 5 a day to 2 or 3 along with 5 or 6 solid meals. Still the same problem...i do not handle milk well so i do not drink it and avoid dairy foods. But whey protien and weight gainer have dairy in them...could this be the problem???? i wonder if i switch to just egg protien would it help...but as far as weight gain for extra calories i wonder if they make one without milk? or is there something else i could use? PLEASE HELP! Am i alone in this?
THANKS sorry for the sick read!

 

[Little Rage]

look to buy whey isolate, instead of concentrate. This should help if you can't handle milk.

 

[Juice Authority]

Wow! So I guess dirty underwear is a given here not to mention (SAS) stinky ass syndrome. Taking fiber is going to make you shit more! I would suggest an anal enema and get that poop shute thoroughly cleaned out.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

That Stinks Bro!! I am sorry to smell, uh I mean hear that.

j/k lol

 

[JuicePimp]

Not to be too intrusive, but are you gay, or do you routinely get objects placed up your rectum? Your anal spincter may be strected out and causing some leakage.

 

[marshallmadman]

Switch from Chocolate flavors to Vanilla. The coloring they use in Chocolate proteins turns everything in your system brown, not to mention your underwear! It sounds like you are drinking an awful lot of this stuff. Another tip: BABY WIPES!

 

[jh1]

Another tip: BABY WIPES!

Yup. They rule.

If you can afford it... get one of these:

http://www.washlet.com/default.asp

 

[wizardnor]

This stuff fix me up
CAPcarao Natural Blood Builder
http://costa-rica-natural.com/

 

[The Terminator]

Take a shower after you shit...

 

[matto18]

LOL what a shitty problem to have! good luck bro!

 

[Juice Authority]

Not to be too intrusive, but are you gay, or do you routinely get objects placed up your rectum? Your anal spincter may be strected out and causing some leakage.

 

[georgie24]

That Stinks Bro!! I am sorry to smell, uh I mean hear that.

j/k lol

 

[OXANDRIN]

I don't know......but i always take a hot shower and then have to take a shit.... its really sucks cause i always feel like i need to shower after i shit, especially when I'm going out with a chick.

Nothing worse then leaving a stain on their sheets (or yours) that is something other than the mangoo

 

[SoreArms]

Shave your ass hairs. The hairier you are down there, the more shit will stick to your hairs. I find that I wipe less when I shave the crack (it's a skill).

 

[gibs0n]

I once read in a surfing magazine, that a good method to get it nice n clean is to grab a huge wad of TP, then spit on it real good, then wipe that bad boy clean. After that, find some darker coloured undies to wear n unless it stinks to high heaven, no one's gonna notice, not even mom when she does the washing

 

[JamesK]

Shave your ass hairs. The hairier you are down there, the more shit will stick to your hairs. I find that I wipe less when I shave the crack (it's a skill).

I DO THAT! HAHAHA!

 

[Lumberg]

I once read in a surfing magazine, that a good method to get it nice n clean is to grab a huge wad of TP, then spit on it real good, then wipe that bad boy clean. After that, find some darker coloured undies to wear n unless it stinks to high heaven, no one's gonna notice, not even mom when she does the washing

Dude that's beyond nasty.

 

[jh1]

You've got to be kidding? Shave your ass crack?

Holy motherfucking shit.... That has got to be about the most uncomfortable thing to even think about. So for you assholes that have tried this... what's the stubble like as it grows back in?

May want to try to get that bad-boy lasered or something... shave? Fuck that....

 

[gibs0n]

Hair removal cream works a treat on the arse, fucked if I'm putting a blade anywhere near mine!

 

[SoreArms]

You mean the prickly ass hairs you get after about a week?

It's not that bad. Better than feeling like you have shit on your ass all day long.

I've read threads in EF about people using the creams down there, gotta give them a try. Besides, i'm not just shaving my ass, I'm trimming the entire woods. Believe me, chicks digg it when it's nice and smooth down there.

Don't knock it until you try it (unless you don't have to).

 

[Lumberg]

Hair removal cream works a treat on the arse, fucked if I'm putting a blade anywhere near mine!

oh yeah I have deilatoried down there. no razors fo sho

 

[plex1500]

nope not gay and nothing up this butt!!! Just one hell of a pain! There has got to be someone else with this problem! Just can't wipe clean no matter how many wipes! And yes a hot bath works but sometimes it is not possible. The jokes are great got me laughing my ass off!!! OH SHIT ! I JUST SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN !!! LOL Just kidding! Thanks for any input !

 

[Crox]

Take a small dose of immodium everyday, thatll firm things up for ya.

 

[Saddlebags]

Take a small dose of immodium everyday, thatll firm things up for ya.

I second that suggestion.

Saddlebags RN BSN (really)

 

[alexhere]

what brand whey are you taking? if you're lactose intolerant, the cheap whey protein powders could be the cause of your problem. either switch up to an isolate or go with egg.