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jnevin
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I had my window punched in and was dragged out of the car for being with this guy's girlfriend on a date in high school. Turned out it was the wrong girl and my ass whoopage was a mistake. Mom was more pissed about the window than she was worried about my grill.
Other than that, the ones where I don't get laid suck.
Other than that, the ones where I don't get laid suck.
bigmann245
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i brought a girl i was dating to my familys house for a bbq. she embarrest the shit out of me with the way she acted. she said that her mom told her to just be herself. well i told her that the reason i was dating her was because i was sleeping with her mom. im sorry but her mom could not have been hers for real. she was a serious MILF and i went for it. found out her husband couldnt get it up and this was before viagra so i stepped to the plate. oh she was wild and she taught me a thing or 2. i was only 18. i had just joined the navy and her dad was retired navy so i was golden. her mom was just ahorny wife. didnt work and i worked nights so i was there everyday. girlfriend was going to college so i knew her exact schedule. one time i was with her mom and then didnt have time to shower, she came home and i acted like i just got there and we went to her room and she went down on me and asked why it smelled wierd. evidently she never smelled another womans coochy before... lol. i said sorry, i just couldnt wait to see you so i came straight here from the gym. she said ok, and continued. oh that was hot.
GrandMaster
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bigmann245 said:
lol thats hype
i've fucked a chick, went back got another one, to suck my dick...i know the great feelin'
bigmann245
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Smurfy said:
and what was so bad about it?
tuc biscuit
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got stood up once, but she will pay
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Kakdiesel
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My very bad first date: after having ten kettle one and sprites with this girl, we enjoyed an awesome greek dinner filled with an hour and a half of laughs, flirting, gettin to know each other. I mean I was smitten. Absolutely smitten. Im thinking to myself, "wow, this girl is awesome" She was tall, absolutely gorgeous, smart, and a graduate of Florida State (party girl heeh)..and she is like sooo into me,, which makes this all the much sweeter.
So at the end of the date i'm about to pay the check, i say, "Sara, I just wanted to tell you how refreshing it was to meet someone like you. I had a great time and would love to see you again"
She says, "****, Me too! I've had so much fun and i love everything about you! I've never laughed so much and have never been so relaxed on a first date. I would definitely love to see you again. However, i have bad news. You've been calling me Sarah all night..my name is Stacy."
Burn.
So at the end of the date i'm about to pay the check, i say, "Sara, I just wanted to tell you how refreshing it was to meet someone like you. I had a great time and would love to see you again"
She says, "****, Me too! I've had so much fun and i love everything about you! I've never laughed so much and have never been so relaxed on a first date. I would definitely love to see you again. However, i have bad news. You've been calling me Sarah all night..my name is Stacy."
Burn.
KillzwithPillz
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PBR said:
oh boy, guilty aswell, (written as if I were some chick responding to this thread), I hooked up with some guy,^ see side note^ he was drunk,Real drunk he said he wanted to hook up so i gave him my # and we talked few times set up a date where he would come over and wed go out, he shows up im on the phone, he says he forgot somthing in his car, never seen that mofo again, what a jerk he was...
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*MissFit*
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hmm.. let's see too many too tell...
Some guys don't have a lot of class.. but i had one guy ask to see my panties.. before the drinks even came.. let's just say i went tot he bathroom and never came back
Some guys don't have a lot of class.. but i had one guy ask to see my panties.. before the drinks even came.. let's just say i went tot he bathroom and never came back
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Kakdiesel
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killz said:
i dont understand this post.
KillzwithPillz
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Pervis Ellison said:
it means I was the drunk guy that went to a chicks house , she opened the door and she was on the phone, so I told her I had forgoten somehting in my car, and ran like hell.. wasnt a bad date for me ,but im sure she would say it was.
*MissFit* said:
I like your new handle. 3rd time is the charm.
When you're in hs the guys often do really rude, stupid things, so they're are plenty opportunites for bad dates. My worst date with an adult though, happened when I was 18. I met the guy in an Internet chatroom and he sent me some pics. Nice looking, but goofy haircut. He showed up at my house and was at least as old as my dad. Apparently his pics were like 25 years old.
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*MissFit*
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hhaaha hopefully 
RottenWillow said:I like your new handle. 3rd time is the charm.
When you're in hs the guys often do really rude, stupid things, so they're are plenty opportunites for bad dates. My worst date with an adult though, happened when I was 18. I met the guy in an Internet chatroom and he sent me some pics. Nice looking, but goofy haircut. He showed up at my house and was at least as old as my dad. Apparently his pics were like 25 years old.
ziggyziggy
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I got set up on a blind date by a friend's wife. I should have known it was going to be all fucked up, because she is somewhat unstable, but I thought, "What the hell."
So, we meet at a local bar, figuring we would have a drink or two and just chat and see if we were somewhat compatible. Apparently, the wife told her a lot about me before hand, and about a minute after sitting down with her, she starts busting on my profession. She then proceeded to go on about my car, the clothes I was wearing, my shoes, about how she's wondering if I can afford a "Diva" like her. There were probably a few other things in her monolouge, but I just kind of tuned her out after a few minutes. I originally ordered a beer, which turned into scotch on the rocks. The whole time, she is going on and bitching about everything under the sun. I may have said two word the entire 15 minutes she kept at it.
Finally, I see that she is just looking at me, and no longer talking. So, I said something along these lines back.
"You must be a truely miserable person. I have sat here and listened to you complain about everything from my job, to my clothes, to how you feel like you are better than everyone around you. I don't know where you are from, but where I am from, there are rules of etiquette and conduct, and these rules are not an option. So, sitting here and taking abuse from a person I just met is not something that I am going to do merely because your mother never introduced you to the "Emily Post Book of Etiquette," and left you socially retarded."
I then belted back the last of my second drink, stood up and said, "As far as being able to afford a 'Diva' like you, all I have to say is, 'Why would I waste my time.'" I then dropped a twenty on the table to cover my drinks, and walked out. The look on her face is one that I do not think that I will ever forget in my life.
That's why I never do blind dates any more.
Zig
So, we meet at a local bar, figuring we would have a drink or two and just chat and see if we were somewhat compatible. Apparently, the wife told her a lot about me before hand, and about a minute after sitting down with her, she starts busting on my profession. She then proceeded to go on about my car, the clothes I was wearing, my shoes, about how she's wondering if I can afford a "Diva" like her. There were probably a few other things in her monolouge, but I just kind of tuned her out after a few minutes. I originally ordered a beer, which turned into scotch on the rocks. The whole time, she is going on and bitching about everything under the sun. I may have said two word the entire 15 minutes she kept at it.
Finally, I see that she is just looking at me, and no longer talking. So, I said something along these lines back.
"You must be a truely miserable person. I have sat here and listened to you complain about everything from my job, to my clothes, to how you feel like you are better than everyone around you. I don't know where you are from, but where I am from, there are rules of etiquette and conduct, and these rules are not an option. So, sitting here and taking abuse from a person I just met is not something that I am going to do merely because your mother never introduced you to the "Emily Post Book of Etiquette," and left you socially retarded."
I then belted back the last of my second drink, stood up and said, "As far as being able to afford a 'Diva' like you, all I have to say is, 'Why would I waste my time.'" I then dropped a twenty on the table to cover my drinks, and walked out. The look on her face is one that I do not think that I will ever forget in my life.
That's why I never do blind dates any more.
Zig
I haven't been on many dates. I'm not really a dater. I only one date that ended in embarassament. We hung at the Baltimore Harbor, everything went well. We both discussed seeing each other again during the ride home. We get to my place and I'm walking up the steps to my apartment building and I tripped. Not only did he not ask if I was okay, he didn't call me back either.
After that date I swore off all men that lived or worked in the Capitol Hill area of D.C. (he worked for a Senator).
After that date I swore off all men that lived or worked in the Capitol Hill area of D.C. (he worked for a Senator).
cuz u tripped? lol, i woulda laughed, come up after u and picked u up, in my arms fireman style, and said "i dont think your in any shape to walk on your own". then i woulda carried you inside your room, and laid you on the bed and undress you, change you into jammies, make u some tea, then id sleep on the couch and make sure u were OK in the morning.nycgirl said:
then id leave your house, get in my car, call u from th ecar and say "i didnt know if its too early or not to call you, but i had a good time, how about we do it again sometime"
bigmann245
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nycgirl said:
you know what is funny and sad about when i grew up? i hung out with many different girls. i am from new york also. long island to be exact. i tried my hardest to be with some of them but the kept saying no. then my friend would treat them like shit and all of a sudden they got with them. i figured in order to get with them i was going to have to treat them like shit. but it was never in my nature to do so. a few years later they told me the reason they didnt want to get with me was that i was too nice. they didnt want to break my heart. the thing was, it was socially acceptable to be "seeing" multiple people at the same time. and they knew i was not down with that. so they didnt want to hurt me. but after i joined the navy and came back 2 years later when they were older, they started asking me out. i turned around and said no, im in the navy and i cant do a long distance relationship. they never work. but to this day when i go home and visit them they always say that i was the nicest one out of the group i hung out with. so i guess nice guys do finish last huh?
bigmann245 said:
I'm from Queens!
I agree, but the whole nice guy finishing last argument is really starting to not make sense to me. What about the good woman that gets pushed away because the "nice guy" isn't ready or for whatever reason? There had to be one good woman that crossed your path during that time.
I was 24, she was HAWGHT and we were having a great time..... then I found out her age. That night ended quickly. We had even kissed already. Ooops. She was 15 and I wasn't even able to tell.
It was in a Mexican bar/restaurant in Huntington Beach across the road from the pier. I can't think of the name of that place right now. We ate, had some drinks, then went walking out on the pier kissed a little, and it hit me I didn't know her age. I was having too good of a time. Scary stuff. That was the first and last time that ever happened.
Whiskey
It was in a Mexican bar/restaurant in Huntington Beach across the road from the pier. I can't think of the name of that place right now. We ate, had some drinks, then went walking out on the pier kissed a little, and it hit me I didn't know her age. I was having too good of a time. Scary stuff. That was the first and last time that ever happened.
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bigmann245
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nycgirl said:
only 1 that i can say crossed my path that i fell head over heals for. we dated for a few weeks before i left for boot camp. i would get awesome letters from her with perfume sprayed on them, sexy stories, etc. but one day i decided to test her so i wrote a letter telling her that i now realize that i will be away for quite some time and i would understand if she was not willing to wait ans saw other people. well she was still in high school. i was 17 still when i left for the navy she was 16. so we were only 1 year apart. but she ripped my heart out when she wrote back and said good because she got together with a gy at school. that means she did it before i even told her that she should.
but before that the girls i got with were always from outside our normal group of girls we hung out with. it was hard for me to see them since in NY you had to be 18 to drive and even then you had to have a car. i didnt have either since 2 of my friends drove. but it seemed i was the rebound guy. they looked for me to comfort them, hold them, be real nice to them. then all of a sudden they tell me or i find out from someone else they got back with their old boyfriend. one of them was abusive and i stood toe to toe with him one day. he was 3 years older than me and i wasnt very big then. but my New Yorker in me showed and i was about to take an ass wooping for this girl.
this is why i say nice guys finish last. i was brought up to be loving and have respect for woman. my friends would fuck girls then right after they were done, tell them to get the fuck out. i could never do that. then you hear that she was with him a few times after that. i guess at that age the girls liked that treatment.
oh well, im not changing for anyone. but i hope this shows you what the nice guy finishing last is all about.
mrhoon
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I have 2. The first was with a girl from a restaraunt that a friend of mine managed. I went to see him, and saw this chick, wow. She was cute, kinda punk/skater, great rack. Anyway we talked and I got her number, we talked a few times, and finally I got her to come over to my place. She brought the ugliest friend on the planet with her, Seriously, I'm sure she had a great personality and all, but DAMN, she was busted! So, there I am thinking, WTF is this ugly chick here for. And these 2 girls start acting all stupid, giggling and making bad jokes. I'm stunned, and speachless, so the cute one starts tickling me. Normally I'm all for cute chicks touching my body, but this was very uncomfortable. I had nothing to say. I didn't want this to turn wierd because my friend had to work eith her, so I just endured. Couple times an hour she would start to tickle me. Hours later, she looks at me deadpan and says " I haven't seen your room." I'm thinking "thats more like it" so we go in my room and I just lay one on her, we kiss for a minute and get on the bed, things progress, and just before I "test the waters" she says "Its not a good time for that" I know what she means and remove my hand in the nick of time. Just then my house mate walks in with his girlfriend and starts laughing loudly, I assume he thinks the ugly chick is MY date. So I come out of my room with the cute chick, and he says "oh, hey" then the girls satrt acting stupid again. Shortly later they leave me ashamed and embarrased. The next week the cute one called me at work just to tell me she pierced her nipples, and thought "I" would like to know. I had to go out with hwer again to see them. NICE!
The other time, was with a chick I met while totally plowed at a bar. I tried to ditch her, but one of my house mates invited her back to our place. She was nice, smart, good job, kinda cute, kinda big.....I was not interested in her and just wanted to pass out. So I did. A few days later, I got home from work and there was a card on the door of my house. I was from her. It was a birthday card, for me. She said she had such a great time, bla bla bla. Well, I fell for it, it was nice. So I called her and invited her to dinner. Some of my friends from culinary school would come over and bring lots of wine and we would cook tons of food. We had gotten started, and her car pulls up, I'm like, ok, cool. Then she gets out, somehow she squoze herself int some very small jean shorts, and a tube top. Holy Shit! I look at my friend and hes laughing, "your dates here" I'm like "fuck, I did this, its my fault, wtf do I do?" I get all serious, and he answers the door. I'm very busy sauteing mushrooms, but I manage to say hi. So I start downing glasses of wine, my friend is making smalltalk, then we eat, have more wine, my friend goes outside for a smoke, she mentions how greatful she was that he smokes outside, and she thinks its so gross. Bingo, now I;m smoking with him. The my other house mate starts watching wwf and she mentions hou juvinile it is. So now I'm watching the rock and mankind duke it out. I go downstairs to my room for something and she is hot on my heels. She plops down on my bed and tells me how sexually frusterated she is....Really, Ill be right back, back to watching wrestling, finally she comes upstairs, and seems a little pissed, back outside smoking, my neighbor comes over to chat and she starts acting all drunk and stupid, she drops her wine, and won't stop giggling, we go back inside for some south park, she falls asleep on the couch. I look at myy housemate, and say, wtf do I do? He says "go to work. " go do tomorrows paperwork and come back later" I said what about her? Don't worry, I'll cover for you. You'd do that for me? No problem. So I'm off the hook. I bolt out the door and head off to work. its like 12am but I'm the boss and I have the keys.
He tells me later that she woke up later and asked where I was, he said "work" she got pissed, and asked for a blanket, he said ok, and went to bed. She had no blanket and went home. Never to be heard from again.
The other time, was with a chick I met while totally plowed at a bar. I tried to ditch her, but one of my house mates invited her back to our place. She was nice, smart, good job, kinda cute, kinda big.....I was not interested in her and just wanted to pass out. So I did. A few days later, I got home from work and there was a card on the door of my house. I was from her. It was a birthday card, for me. She said she had such a great time, bla bla bla. Well, I fell for it, it was nice. So I called her and invited her to dinner. Some of my friends from culinary school would come over and bring lots of wine and we would cook tons of food. We had gotten started, and her car pulls up, I'm like, ok, cool. Then she gets out, somehow she squoze herself int some very small jean shorts, and a tube top. Holy Shit! I look at my friend and hes laughing, "your dates here" I'm like "fuck, I did this, its my fault, wtf do I do?" I get all serious, and he answers the door. I'm very busy sauteing mushrooms, but I manage to say hi. So I start downing glasses of wine, my friend is making smalltalk, then we eat, have more wine, my friend goes outside for a smoke, she mentions how greatful she was that he smokes outside, and she thinks its so gross. Bingo, now I;m smoking with him. The my other house mate starts watching wwf and she mentions hou juvinile it is. So now I'm watching the rock and mankind duke it out. I go downstairs to my room for something and she is hot on my heels. She plops down on my bed and tells me how sexually frusterated she is....Really, Ill be right back, back to watching wrestling, finally she comes upstairs, and seems a little pissed, back outside smoking, my neighbor comes over to chat and she starts acting all drunk and stupid, she drops her wine, and won't stop giggling, we go back inside for some south park, she falls asleep on the couch. I look at myy housemate, and say, wtf do I do? He says "go to work. " go do tomorrows paperwork and come back later" I said what about her? Don't worry, I'll cover for you. You'd do that for me? No problem. So I'm off the hook. I bolt out the door and head off to work. its like 12am but I'm the boss and I have the keys.
He tells me later that she woke up later and asked where I was, he said "work" she got pissed, and asked for a blanket, he said ok, and went to bed. She had no blanket and went home. Never to be heard from again.
squatpuke
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I had just broken up with a long term GF and I asked out one of my best friend's younger sister...(a real hottie) out on a date, rebound style-no strings, just a night out.
She says "ummm....ok", kinda like it's a problem...well about an hour later, I get a call back from said younger sister. Turns out older sister had this gigantic crush on me and there was this HUGE fight at their house over little ol' me...I was on the rebound so I said WTF and worked it out to go with the older sister (who, I might add, had a HUGE set of naturals..DAMN - I mean HUGE).
The older sis and I went out and had an ok time, but I just couldn't get into her...and I could absolutly tell she was ga-ga for me. We went out a few more times, but I finally had to end it and she took it pretty hard.
Hindsight, I know I coulda had serious melon action with older sister had I stuck it out for a few more dates...but the 'nice' guy in me just couldn't drag it out any longer. I really kick myself for that one since I'm a real "boob man" and that would have been funbag nirvana.
"Glory days, well they’ll pass you by
Glory days, in the wink of a young girl’s eye
Glory days, glory days"
She says "ummm....ok", kinda like it's a problem...well about an hour later, I get a call back from said younger sister. Turns out older sister had this gigantic crush on me and there was this HUGE fight at their house over little ol' me...I was on the rebound so I said WTF and worked it out to go with the older sister (who, I might add, had a HUGE set of naturals..DAMN - I mean HUGE).
The older sis and I went out and had an ok time, but I just couldn't get into her...and I could absolutly tell she was ga-ga for me. We went out a few more times, but I finally had to end it and she took it pretty hard.
Hindsight, I know I coulda had serious melon action with older sister had I stuck it out for a few more dates...but the 'nice' guy in me just couldn't drag it out any longer. I really kick myself for that one since I'm a real "boob man" and that would have been funbag nirvana.
"Glory days, well they’ll pass you by
Glory days, in the wink of a young girl’s eye
Glory days, glory days"
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