Bad Date Movies.

[CipherLock]

Settled down in front of the 21-inch color television with my fantastic beta VCR and stereo system. Got the popcorn and vodka and settled down for a good movie.

I had been trying desperately to impress this girl who like the rebellious guys, the bad boys. I wasn’t so much a bad boy. So I had planned this date out with my friends and we decided that a bad boy movie would give me a way in.

No amount of pondering can help me understand how I ever thought that Faces of Death would be a good date movie.

Vivid images still haunt me.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Kids
Deer Hunter
Dude Where's My Car
Cop and a Half

 

[from zero]

Stop or My Mom Will Shoot

 

[havoc]

Jackass

 

[CipherLock]

Kids, wow.

Don't worry its me, Casper, the friendly ghost. That movie educates.

 

[ChefWide]

Un Chien Andalou

 

[PoyeBoy]

2001: A Space Travesty, House of the Dead, or Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

 

[from zero]

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

I already used that one, buttbutt.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I already used that one, buttbutt.

Ha, you didnt spell it right assflop

j/k actually i didnt even see that you put that

nice use of buttbutt btw

 

[CipherLock]

Cabin Fever
Lost Highway

 

[milo hobgoblin]

.............

anal whores III
I love anal
My wife loves anal II
Your wife loves anal IV
Amatuer anal


Id wait till the second or third date to bust those out.... but if she hasnt gotten the point by then Im dumping her ass anyways.

 

[CipherLock]

I think you'd probably want to play them in this order

Amatuer anal
I love anal
anal whores III
My wife loves anal II
Your wife loves anal IV

 

[milo hobgoblin]

...........

damn never thought of that.... introduce her slowly... and in the end actually introduce her to swinging anal!!

Cipher, you are a god among men.

 

[CipherLock]

thanks, I have my offerings.

 

[the nature boy]

bio dome
double impact (that's the one where jean claude plays identical twins)
spy kids 3
the tuxedo

 

[CipherLock]

bio dome

I'm going to have to go ahead and object to that one, blondes love that shore shit head.

 

[the nature boy]

I'm going to have to go ahead and object to that one, blondes love that shore shit head.

but nobody likes that stephen baldwin kid.

 

[CipherLock]

but nobody likes that stephen baldwin kid.

I liked him in Unusual Sluts and Celibate mole

 

[the nature boy]

I liked him in Unusual Sluts and Celibate mole

I liked him when he died in usual assclowns.

oh, also check out the movie Driven.

and it's probably too early but check out Too Fast, Too Furious, and You Got Served when they come out on video next week.

 

[CipherLock]

pass

 

[from zero]

From Justin to Kelly
They Live

 

[the nature boy]

pass

fine. does she like knock knock jokes?

 

[CipherLock]

who's there?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

unfaithful

 

[the nature boy]

They Live

dude that fight scene when they were suplexing each other in the street was awesome.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

dude that fight scene when they were suplexing each other in the street was awesome.

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum........and I'm aaaaaaaaaall out of bubble gum."

 

[from zero]

dude that fight scene when they were suplexing each other in the street was awesome.

I know bor. But the rest of the movie is just wretched. Or so I've heard.

 

[lucidblue]

From Justin to Kelly

I'm really hoping you didn't see that movie....

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I'm really hoping you didn't see that movie....

Your extra-name-thing says "assvatar" - now that your face is in your avatar that makes it all the better.

boobs.