Backstabbing co-workers (beat their asses?)

[thefren]

I think I'm a layed back guy and I'm always talking with co-workers and having fun all the time. I never bs ppl because 1, it sucks, 2 it's none of my business.

I don't usually beat people up. But there are two guys who have been backstabbing me lately at work. One of them is a lifeguard, he's skinny and a little bitch. The other one does something at some other building, and he is short. Both of them are older than me, but I'm way bigger than both. They have been complaining about me to my boss about stupid shit. I don't know if these fuckers want to get me fired or wtf.

Right now I am at a point were I want to take both of them out. It's pissing the fuck out of me and stressing me as well. Particularly now that I am on a PH cycle and my test levels are crazy. I don't want to loose my job, and I've been working there for over a year. It's only part-time, and it's a flexible job since I am also attending school. What do you guys think I should do? Beat the lifeguard up? (he is the one bothering me the most). Not that it matters, but he is gay, and I have nothing against gay people, but I would feel like I am not beating up a man. you know?

 

[HumorMe]

Insult his wardrobe. That would devastate him.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

lol @ PH cycle

 

[thefren]

LOL man, the problem is he is always dressed with lifeguard attire. mothfuka, I have shit against him from members of my workplace, and if I say anything I'd be backstabbing, wtf, this is too stressful.

 

[HumorMe]

Then, kick his ass Seebass. (From the movie Dumb and Dumber)

 

[thefren]

Do you think I'd be fired if I kick his ass outside of the workplace?

 

[sweed]

Then, kick his ass Seebass. (From the movie Dumb and Dumber)

I thought it was "Seabass"

Well, just get little kids to throw sand in his eyes so he comes down and then u punch him when no one is looking.

 

[HumorMe]

Do you think I'd be fired if I kick his ass outside of the workplace?

I don't think a boss can control what goes on outside of the workplace.

 

[supersizeme]

In my experience, the best way to avoid getting fired is to beat up your coworkers. Especially the female ones.

Ignore them. But if it gets to a point where the backstabbing is getting out of hand, do the manly thing and approach your boss and tell on them.

What exactly are they doing to you?

 

[Imnotdutch]

Speak to your line manager........organise a face to face meeting to clear the air. Keep your cool and you will come out on top.

 

[thefren]

Well, I have to open the facility. And I have been late a couple times. So the fkin lifeguard opens, and then he tells my boss I was like 3 minutes late. Then she tells me that if I keep coming late they will fire me. Then the other guy told my boss that I went to subway the other day when I didn't leave anyone covering for me, which is untrue. I left someone covering for me. I have to fuckin eat, they aint gonna feed me!

 

[Imnotdutch]

Well, I have to open the facility. And I have been late a couple times. So the fkin lifeguard opens, and then he tells my boss I was like 3 minutes late. Then she tells me that if I keep coming late they will fire me. Then the other guy told my boss that I went to subway the other day when I didn't leave anyone covering for me, which is untrue. I left someone covering for me. I have to fuckin eat, they aint gonna feed me!

You need to speak to your boss and make her aware of the situation. Make sure you admit to your faults (lateness) and make the effort to fix it.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

i'm sure you're smarter than resorting to physical violence with your co-workers


maybe the lifeguard is mad because you won't get with him.

 

[thefren]

maybe the lifeguard is mad because you won't get with him.

LOL, damn I never thought about that. Anyway, I think I will talk to my boss about it, hopefully I get everything straightened out before I start beating people up. I just hope she understands because she's not the most understanding boss around, and she barely shows up to work since she's on salary.bah!

 

[jenscats5]

Well, I have to open the facility. And I have been late a couple times. So the fkin lifeguard opens, and then he tells my boss I was like 3 minutes late. Then she tells me that if I keep coming late they will fire me. Then the other guy told my boss that I went to subway the other day when I didn't leave anyone covering for me, which is untrue. I left someone covering for me. I have to fuckin eat, they aint gonna feed me!

You need to make sure you are not late......you need to be even more careful now that you are being watched....so make sure you are on time

Repeat to yourself: CYA, CYA, CYA, CYA

Also, telling on the other employee will now seem like you are making things up to get back at them....so document anything they do wrong & take it home with you in a file

Remember: your boss is reprimanding you and is only concerned about you at that time not the behavior of others. If your boss isn't understanding that could be the response you'll get so don't bother to bring it up right away. Document!

 

[avenirup]

Do you think I'd be fired

Yes, not to mention if he presses charges......you will be unemployed and have a record....I would think of other ways to deal with it...

 

[onebigab]

How about being a man and showing up for work on time for once. You know, do the grown up thing. Stop trying to be a bully and beat people up.

Aw fuck this shit. Kick his ass and do it on company time. So it doesn't cut into your schedule. Make him respect your authority.

 

[collegiateLifter]

I am by no means a master at this, but here's an idea.

Show up early for work.
When you leave for lunch have one person cover and make sure 3 other people are there to see the agreement.

Play it ultra straight.

If these punks keep tryin things, then they lose credibility.

Wait till things settle down and let their transgression come to light. It should be all the easier at that point because they likely will have already established themselves as not being credible (and hopefully despised at the workplace) and thus all the more defenseless.

 

[jenscats5]

I am by no means a master at this, but here's an idea.

Show up early for work.
When you leave for lunch have one person cover and make sure 3 other people are there to see the agreement.

Play it ultra straight.

If these punks keep tryin things, then they lose credibility.

Wait till things settle down and let their transgression come to light. It should be all the easier at that point because they likely will have already established themselves as not being credible (and hopefully despised at the workplace) and thus all the more defenseless.

Exactly!!

 

[DildoSaggins]

Why do you have lifeguards at Taco Bell?

 

[thefren]

I am by no means a master at this, but here's an idea.

Show up early for work.
When you leave for lunch have one person cover and make sure 3 other people are there to see the agreement.

Play it ultra straight.

If these punks keep tryin things, then they lose credibility.

Wait till things settle down and let their transgression come to light. It should be all the easier at that point because they likely will have already established themselves as not being credible (and hopefully despised at the workplace) and thus all the more defenseless.

Yep man, I am definitely going for your advice. I have been laying low for the last few days. Hopefully everything goes back to how it was for me. If not, I think I'll just quit. It's not like I get much money from that dump anyway. Taco Bell, lol.

 

[Wynn]

Remember that beating them at or away from work is assault. That would be handled by the police, not your boss. CollegiateLifter gives the sage word man.