Backstabbing co-workers (beat their asses?)

[thefren]

I think I'm a layed back guy and I'm always talking with co-workers and having fun all the time. I never bs ppl because 1, it sucks, 2 it's none of my business.

I don't usually beat people up. But there are two guys who have been backstabbing me lately at work. One of them is a lifeguard, he's skinny and a little bitch. The other one does something at some other building, and he is short. Both of them are older than me, but I'm way bigger than both. They have been complaining about me to my boss about stupid shit. I don't know if these fuckers want to get me fired or wtf.

Right now I am at a point were I want to take both of them out. It's pissing the fuck out of me and stressing me as well. Particularly now that I am on a PH cycle and my test levels are crazy. I don't want to loose my job, and I've been working there for over a year. It's only part-time, and it's a flexible job since I am also attending school. What do you guys think I should do? Beat the lifeguard up? (he is the one bothering me the most). Not that it matters, but he is gay, and I have nothing against gay people, but I would feel like I am not beating up a man. you know?

 

[HumorMe]

Insult his wardrobe. That would devastate him.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

lol @ PH cycle

 

[thefren]

LOL man, the problem is he is always dressed with lifeguard attire. mothfuka, I have shit against him from members of my workplace, and if I say anything I'd be backstabbing, wtf, this is too stressful.

 

[HumorMe]

Then, kick his ass Seebass. (From the movie Dumb and Dumber)

 

[thefren]

Do you think I'd be fired if I kick his ass outside of the workplace?

 

[sweed]

Then, kick his ass Seebass. (From the movie Dumb and Dumber)

I thought it was "Seabass"

Well, just get little kids to throw sand in his eyes so he comes down and then u punch him when no one is looking.

 

[HumorMe]

Do you think I'd be fired if I kick his ass outside of the workplace?

I don't think a boss can control what goes on outside of the workplace.

 

[supersizeme]

In my experience, the best way to avoid getting fired is to beat up your coworkers. Especially the female ones.

Ignore them. But if it gets to a point where the backstabbing is getting out of hand, do the manly thing and approach your boss and tell on them.

What exactly are they doing to you?

 

[Imnotdutch]

Speak to your line manager........organise a face to face meeting to clear the air. Keep your cool and you will come out on top.