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[Y_lifter]

Had to move my Damn office again after only 4 months...
Known as the corporate office domino effect. Or, a Pain in the Ass

Someone new got displaced and had to move into the space that someone lower on the scrotum pole than me was in.

Then that person moves into my space

So then I have to move into another similar sized space,
therefore booting out someone else from their space so I can move in
and on it goes...


My salt water 5 gal tank survived the move including the snail, shrimp, starfish, 4 hermits and 2 blue damsels..

 

[Werd]

...but do you have a window?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Thank heavins gonelifting was looking into what happend to you but never got back to me!

 

[Y_lifter]

...but do you have a window?

No, there are approx 1,000 people in this large 2 story bldg
and only about 10 office's with windows. VP level mostly
hence, why I have my fish tank

And I still must badge out/in 2 times just to go potty..

 

[Werd]

At least you don't have to feel captive to a freaking phone! LOL

I have to say I really REALLY hate my job, but where else can YOU fuck up and have YOUR BOSS actually apologize to you?!

 

[supersizeme]

you still making the neighbors' wives ask their husbands why they don't work out like that big strong y_lifter that lives at the end of the cul-de-sac?

 

[Y_lifter]

At least you don't have to feel captive to a freaking phone! LOL

Years ago I was tied to the phone as an IT help desk analyst..
Sucked on Monday morning as the calls just backed up and kept coming in..
It was like that scene from I Love Lucy when the candies kept coming down the assembly line.

 

[Werd]

you still making the neighbors' wives ask their husbands why they don't work out like that big strong y_lifter that lives at the end of the cul-de-sac?

Yea tell us.... we want to know!

 

[Y_lifter]

you still making the neighbors' wives ask their husbands why they don't work out like that big strong y_lifter that lives at the end of the cul-de-sac?

LOL.. Its more than just a funny story..

The county is providing big maple trees for the neighborhood and we have to plant them this weekend along the road..

Guess how many of our culdesac husbands won't be able to help dig holes and plant these huge trees this weekend ? 2 so far

Guess who will be out planting their trees for them while their women watch/help ?

And the strangest thing is Mrs Y reminded me of it this morning..

 

[FreeballinDC]

I finally moved into an office with a window and a door. Now there is talk that I will be moving to another office building a mile away from this one.

Screw that, move me back downtown.

 

[Werd]

LOL.. Its more than just a funny story..

The county is providing big maple trees for the neighborhood and we have to plant them this weekend along the road..

Guess how many of our culdesac husbands won't be able to help dig holes and plant these huge trees this weekend ? 2 so far

Guess who will be out planting their trees for them while their women watch/help ?

And the strangest thing is Mrs Y reminded me of it this morning..

YOU GO, YOU STRAPPING OLD BASTARD YOU!!!

 

[Y_lifter]

YOU GO, YOU STRAPPING OLD BASTARD YOU!!!

Speaking of Strap-ons.. Good to see you feeling better Werd

 

[Werd]

Thanks so much. Will know MUCH MORE next Friday.... but so far everything is looking good. Still have A LOT of details to iron out and not sure how to get there from here, but taking it one day at a time...

*note to any one who is thinking of using their child's custody to fuck on that child's mother*

DO NOT DRAG EVERYONE THROUGH THE MUD WITH BULLSHIT LIES ABOUT WHAT A NEGLECTFUL WHORE THAT CHILD'S MOTHER IS.... THE COURT APPOINTED SHRINK THAT YOU ARE PAYING 10'S OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO (in addition to your money grubbing soul-less attorney) WILL SEE YOUR CRAZY PATHETIC LYING ASS FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE. YOU WILL NOT PASS "GO" AND YOU WILL LOSE CUSTODY.

Pretty fucking embarrassing to you when you have to explain to everyone just HOW it is that you lost custody (after it was GIVEN YOU) to a STOOPID mentally unbalanced neglectful drug-abusing, WHORE that stole ALL YOUR MONEY (poor hardworking decent man that you are) and abandoned her kids to lead a life of lacivious debauchery fucking all kinds of random man on several different continents.

 

[supersizeme]

LOL.. Its more than just a funny story..

The county is providing big maple trees for the neighborhood and we have to plant them this weekend along the road..

Guess how many of our culdesac husbands won't be able to help dig holes and plant these huge trees this weekend ? 2 so far

Guess who will be out planting their trees for them while their women watch/help ?

And the strangest thing is Mrs Y reminded me of it this morning..

Man I know I don't have to tell you that you better do this shirtless. After a couple of hours of digging, have Mrs Y bring you a Coke and you can tilt your head back towards the sky and turn that beverage up and guzzle it, followed by wiping the sweat from your brow with the bottle. Do one of those "ahhhhhhh"s. Make sure the ladies see it. They'll talk about it for weeks and their husbands will be wondering why the hell their wives are like "hey can you put this hat on" right before they're about to get some.

 

[Y_lifter]

Man I know I don't have to tell you that you better do this shirtless. After a couple of hours of digging, have Mrs Y bring you a Coke and you can tilt your head back towards the sky and turn that beverage up and guzzle it, followed by wiping the sweat from your brow with the bottle. Do one of those "ahhhhhhh"s. Make sure the ladies see it. They'll talk about it for weeks and their husbands will be wondering why the hell their wives are like "hey can you put this hat on" right before they're about to get some.

LOL.. Diet Coke 2 liter for sure..
And then let loose with a HUGE 10 second belch.

Should I wear torn up faded jean shorts with hiking boots ?

 

[Werd]

LOL.. Diet Coke 2 liter for sure..
And then let loose with a HUGE 10 second belch.

Should I wear torn up faded jean shorts with hiking boots ?

MOST DEFINITELY!!!

 

[supersizeme]

LOL.. Diet Coke 2 liter for sure..
And then let loose with a HUGE 10 second belch.

Should I wear torn up faded jean shorts with hiking boots ?

You got it. Maybe wrap some barbed wire around your hat to give you that extra edge that the ladies will eat up like a pint of Haagen Daaz.

 

[Y_lifter]

I have a barbed wire belt I can dig up..
And the shovel I have is an official DOT model that is well worn in..

 

[Werd]

LOL @Ylifter.... "urban legend"

HEhehehehheeeee

 

[FreeballinDC]

LOL.. Diet Coke 2 liter for sure..
And then let loose with a HUGE 10 second belch.

Should I wear torn up faded jean shorts with hiking boots ?

Only if you want to be on the cover of FLEX, or COLT.


Take your pick.