back from med center - doctor gave me an anti steroid speech....

[AAP]

Well the good news is that my injury could have been a lot worse. I fell directly on the capitilum (sp?) and the trochlee (sp?) part of my elbow, which the doctor said normally shatters like brittle china. With my weight and his weight, it was close to 400 pounds that was driving my elbow into the cement. My weight is at the 240 range now, and I know he was at a minimum of 180. The doctor said that since that was the case, if those two bones had cracked the impact probably would have broken or cracked the bone under my biceps all the way up to the shoulder. only by twisting on the impact did I manage to prevent this from happening.

The bad news was that I had such intense swelling in that area that the doctor inserted a syringe and withdrew 7.2cc'c of fluid. don't ask me if this hurt. this was NOT an insulin pin. it was a 18g right in my fucking elbow.

Then since I was complaining of pain in my lower back/upper glute area on my left side, the xrays came back and just showed what is going to be some ugly bruising tomorrow.

Then he points out a spot on the xray and says "what's this?" Knowing full well it is 3cc's EQ I just shot this morning I say "I dunno". So he says that given the area of "this substance", the extreme state of hypertrophy my body was in, and the fact that I seemed to be involved a display of aggression in front of a gym of all places, gave him a really good idea of what it was. then he went off and started a generic anti steroids, leaves me sterile, will alter my hormonal glands and stunt my growth. (I am 27 for fucks sake) he ends it up with "I hope this has been a lesson for you and you heed my advice and stop doing this to yourself." At that point I am just glad I did not get one of the doctors I work with or was affiliated with my company. I just automatically nod my head and agree and got the fuck out of there.

 

[Code]

You shoulda said, "So no prescription for Anapolan?"

 

[BodhiDharma]

You shoulda said, "So no prescription for Anapolan?"

 

[AAP]

You know... after all those warning and bullshit about my growth being stunted, I should have kept a straight face and said.. "you know, the vet who sold me this never mentioned any of that." Just to see his reaction to me using a vet product.

 

[Frackal]

LOL...anal do you stay on year round?

 

[2Thick]

LOL... the doc would have freaked.

 

[BodhiDharma]

how tall are you AAP ?

 

[AAP]

No this is my first cycle. (well I did a cycle of IP non ester EQ 400mg daily and 60mg daily of IP anavar last year and got a fuck all NOTHING off it. 2800 mgs of EQ and 480mg of anavar weekly for six weeks and not a fucking thing. Not one fucking pound. I am not kidding. I was pissed. I believed that "crashing" my tablets and using that shit in the eye dropper bottle would do SOMETHING, but all I did was bruise from that shit.)

Now I am on 600mg EQ weekly and 50mg winny (zambon) one day, 25 mg (genepharm tabs) the next day.

I am almost 5'11". A hair over 5'10"

 

[Jimsbbc]

During my last cycle weighing 240+ I had to go to the doc to get a antidepressant script filled. Well, he gave me the long version of the steroid speech and told me my blood pressure was through the roof (bc of the 1gram of cyp per week +100mg of fina a day). He was very concerned and made me drop my pants to see if my testicular axis was off or not!!! LOL, I was like what the fuck?!?! when he told me to drop my pants. I played dumb and denied any roid use and blamed the high blood pressure on effederine I was on for that days workout ( yeah right ). Anyway, i was embarrassed but he said my axis was fine even though it was the 7th week into it. I was ready to get the fuck outta there!

 

[AAP]

My BP was normal. (He took it) I also had my pants down but because of the xray and shit. he did say that I was lucky with my elbow because I have such a low body fat percentage, that there was nothing to cushion it. One of his "warnings" was to make sure I warm up throughly because now I was in a even greater danger of tearing a ligament.

 

[Frackal]

You are 5 10 240 and basically a natural?

 

[AAP]

Well yeah. I was over 220 with a 32 inch waist this past winter. I have thread with pics of my gear on it somewhere. I was at 214 and tired and bought a bunch of shit and then I starting gaining naturally and kept postponing my cycle until I rode out my natural gains.

Next cycle is test, deca, anavar, and GH.

 

[AAP]

oh get this. I only got ultram for my pain. I went next door and got a few oxycotins. I am very UNIMPRESSED. I chewed one up for faster effect and I am STILL hurting and making spelling mistakes with my left arm and hand.

 

[madbomber31]

you should have told him your sperm meant nothing to you since, well.... anyway...

he probably didnt want to give you anything too good for the pain cuz of the "drug use" already... too much liver stress... my doc gave me a talkin to last week about vicodin use...

oh well... happy recovery.

 

[sereneman]

When I was in the hospital last week because of out of control heartbeat, the doctor told me that steroids causes your heart to turn fatty causing it to weaken. I have never heard that one before.

 

[MrMuscle]

you should have told him your sperm meant nothing to you since, well....

hahaha, hope you get well fast bro

 

[Lao Tzu]

I also had my pants down .

i just find that funny. sorry.

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

Fucking doctors, you know how much ordinary medicine could fuck us up too? Hypocrits...You should have told him to fuck off and collect his bonus from the insurance company

 

[flexed1]

My pancreas problems are caused by "steriods" if that was the case ALL bodybuilders would have pancreas problems. I have had amny docs tell me this until I point out.
1. My first attack I was natural.
2. I have studies steriods and sides for many many years. Find me ONE book that relates steriods tp pancreas problems. It has yet to be found.

Most doctors are full of shit.

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

My pancreas problems are caused by "steriods" if that was the case ALL bodybuilders would have pancreas problems. I have had amny docs tell me this until I point out.
1. My first attack I was natural.
2. I have studies steriods and sides for many many years. Find me ONE book that relates steriods tp pancreas problems. It has yet to be found.

Most doctors are full of shit.

They simply can't explain it so they find a scape goat

 

[Lao Tzu]

They simply can't explain it so they find a scape goat

I think they look for excuses to justify the status quo's opinion on issues of illegal drugs myself.

 

[JohnyJuice]

My pancreas problems are caused by "steriods" if that was the case ALL bodybuilders would have pancreas problems. I have had amny docs tell me this until I point out.
1. My first attack I was natural.
2. I have studies steriods and sides for many many years. Find me ONE book that relates steriods tp pancreas problems. It has yet to be found.

Most doctors are full of shit.

Steroid use has been proven to cause hammer toe. my doc told me so.

 

[cockdezl]

Steroid use has been proven to cause hammer toe. my doc told me so.

Nope, it is bunions. I think Dr. Phil spoke of this recently.

 

[cockdezl]

Then he points out a spot on the xray and says "what's this?" Knowing full well it is 3cc's EQ I just shot this morning I say "I dunno".

You should have said that it was your tracking device that they put in all newly released convicts.

So he says that given the area of "this substance", the extreme state of hypertrophy my body was in, and the fact that I seemed to be involved a display of aggression in front of a gym of all places, gave him a really good idea of what it was.

You mean the aggression you displayed when a raving lunatic ATTACKED you. So without these evil drugs in you, you would have been less likely to defend yourself?????

then he went off and started a generic anti steroids, leaves me sterile, will alter my hormonal glands and stunt my growth. (I am 27 for fucks sake) he ends it up with "I hope this has been a lesson for you and you heed my advice and stop doing this to yourself." At that point I am just glad I did not get one of the doctors I work with or was affiliated with my company. I just automatically nod my head and agree and got the fuck out of there.

You should have told him that if you wanted a public service message you could have watched PBS.

This is why you should always rifle through the desks and steal as much as you can, since you really aren't getting much out of the doctors visit.

 

[DBCooper]

I screwed up my shoulder my senior year, benching, could not even push the bar forward-I had strength to the back and up but not forwards. So I go see the family doc and after chain smoking and his 100 year old ass check me over, he says don't worry you probably just strained something-no mri or x-ray, and then says I should try aerobics instead of lifting since I already weighed 200lbs. I wanted to laugh and ask him what he could pull!

 

[rnch]

some doctors are self richeous assholes!!

at my last employer mandated physical, the mumbling, fat fingered geese of a m.d. gave me hell for having "excessive muscular development" and for "risking skin cancer by acquiring a sun tan". this old fart was old when i started there, 17 year's ago. he wheezed each word out, sounding like a terminal emphysema victim.

needless to say; i have given up on the government's physical.

 

[casavant]

LOL. Good story AAP. I actually got a nice little chuckle out of that one. It must have been a little uncomfortable at the time, but the doc's quotes are classic.