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No, not the movie.
So lastnight we start off at Seven, a sushi bar in DT MPLS. Great food. Then we go right to the strip club. I was pretty well hammered when we go there. Took out some cash and as I walked by the stage, there was this stunning chick dancing. Sat down and tossed her a 20 and told her to find me when she was done. Now we had a big party. Like 20 of us. Full bottle service and all. The chick comes and sits on my lap and I get a lappy.
This is where things get hazy. At some point I realize that $200 was taken out of my pocket by this broad and find the manager to complain. I can't identify her from the rest of the sluts, so I have no recourse. After we leave and hit up another titty bar(which I remember nothing of)I realize I lost my phone. So lost my phone and $200 and I guess I borrowed 450 off my buddy in the VIP.
Don't remember shit and am down $1200.
Fuck strip clubs. From what I hear I had a good time tho
What the fuck is the attraction doods have with strip clubs? The woman don't give a shit about your ugly asses, but to fucking scam and steal from you. When they sit down next to you and ask you your name and how you're doing...guess what, they could give a fuck what your name is or what kind of a mood your in.
It's like watching a porno with your buddies...wtf is the point? of that?
