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patsfan1379
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Fucking strippers hit me in the ass with a belt....
Hard.
She kept on telling me to smack her harder.
Hard.
She kept on telling me to smack her harder.
Bachelor Party Last Night...
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patsfan1379
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dude, there is a 5 inch red mark on my ass.
it was actually painful. lol
it was actually painful. lol
chewyxrage
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Rofl...at the local strip club they got in trouble for that....whipping some dude on his birfday cuz his friends paid up....dude had to get stitches and what not and is suing the place.
patsfan1379
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i dont really get that "Holy Shit" face very much.
But when these girls started belting each other... and subsequently me, i had my hand over my mouth and was pointing at the situation like i was witnessing the birth of jesus christ.
But when these girls started belting each other... and subsequently me, i had my hand over my mouth and was pointing at the situation like i was witnessing the birth of jesus christ.
deltreefitness
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How many people have you told this story to?
This thread is useless without pics.
This thread is useless without pics.
patsfan1379
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count the number of posts asstreefitness.
deltreefitness
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patsfan1379 said:
LOL
chewyxrage
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My friend had his 21 bday out at this same place a few weeks ago (after they are gettin sued)
They ripped his underwear off from inside his pants.....one wrapped her thighs around his head and squeezed till his face was bright read...the other one simultaneously is humping his ass calling him a bitch....then takes her nails and scratches the shit out of him all up and down his back....dude has sun burn and is just screaming at this point...."FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING SUNBURN FUCK" Did they let up? Nah.... That creep loved every minute of it though
They ripped his underwear off from inside his pants.....one wrapped her thighs around his head and squeezed till his face was bright read...the other one simultaneously is humping his ass calling him a bitch....then takes her nails and scratches the shit out of him all up and down his back....dude has sun burn and is just screaming at this point...."FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING SUNBURN FUCK" Did they let up? Nah.... That creep loved every minute of it though
patsfan1379
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chewyxrage said:
lmfao
its like the strippers cant get enjoyment out of dry humping dudes anymore so they take the out the control card and just fuck with us.
i envy him. sweet sweet envy.
marshallmadman
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That's nothing, dude. It was my birthday, and my buddy was a DJ at a strip club. We had tickets and passes to the Pantera show that was in town that night. (Dimebag and Vinnie stopped in to the club...imagine that)
I show up at the club, and the other guy I was with had apparently arranged it so that I was going to get "the treatment". I was stripped down to my underwear on stage while one stripper rode me around like a horse, the other one was whipping the shit out of my ass with the thickest, widest belt I owned.
One of the strippers knew Phil Anselmo (the lead singer of Pantera) so she wrote across my forehead in permanent, black marker..."HI PHIL", and then proceeded to draw and arrow down my nose to my mouth, and wrote "SIT" on my chin.
I about fucking killed those stupid bitches! We were going to the concert in about an hour, and if you've ever tried to wash permanent marker off your face with nothing but water and shitty strip club toilet paper, you'd know that it sucked big-time!
I show up at the club, and the other guy I was with had apparently arranged it so that I was going to get "the treatment". I was stripped down to my underwear on stage while one stripper rode me around like a horse, the other one was whipping the shit out of my ass with the thickest, widest belt I owned.
One of the strippers knew Phil Anselmo (the lead singer of Pantera) so she wrote across my forehead in permanent, black marker..."HI PHIL", and then proceeded to draw and arrow down my nose to my mouth, and wrote "SIT" on my chin.
I about fucking killed those stupid bitches! We were going to the concert in about an hour, and if you've ever tried to wash permanent marker off your face with nothing but water and shitty strip club toilet paper, you'd know that it sucked big-time!
patsfan1379
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marshallmadman said:
LMFAO!!!!!!!
pity k for you.
chewyxrage
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marshallmadman said:
LMFAO!!!! Talk about humiliation! I honestly couldn't take that shit. If my friends tried to pull something like that on me I would probably flip. I'd take out a stripper or two....
You know the place I'm talking about MM, Daisy Dukes......
patsfan1379
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this happened in a suite at foxwoods... i walked from the car with a 18" purple rubber dildo in my hand and didnt get a second look.
marshallmadman
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chewyxrage said:
This all went down at the Chorus Line. I was pissed, and the guy I went with (who set up the whole thing with our other buddy, the DJ) was fucking scared shitless afterward. He thought I was gonna rip his head off and shit down his neck. Seeing the fear in his eyes was enough for me to get over it. I still laugh to myself about how fucking terrified that dude was. I work with him, and sometimes I'll bring it up if I need some leverage over his department.
tuc biscuit
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probably a double ender mrmuscle
strippers really hold no interest for me
strippers really hold no interest for me
Delinquent
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They did that to a guy at the Pink Pony when we were there for me and my friend bachelor parties. Luckily, no one told them we were getting married because the guy got humiliated. Spanked the shit outta him plus drag him on the floor with his tie still around his neck
patsfan1379
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good times
