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[The_Ghost]

Well so far in the last 5 days my little girl has pee'd on me 5 times and went number 2 on me 4 times!

I swear she has a little smile after each time and is doing it on purpose!! She waits until just after I take off her diaper, clean her up nice then the minute I reached down to get a new clean diaper, BAM!!!! All over Dad!

Here is something else I did not know. Baby girls might not have a little fire hose like little boys but they sure can shoot a stream a good distance.

 

[swordfish151]

ha ha ha, good shit..i have a little girl too except mine is 1 1/2 now..but i remember when she used to do that...i used to bathe her and lay her on my chest as she fell alseep all of a sudden i would feel this warm water running down my stomach...awwe i miss her being so little...

 

[SoKlueles]

awwwwww thats so sweet

 

[dsh89]

LOL I hear ya bro. Enjoy it, it actually gets worse! LOL j/k I have 3 little girls and love them to death but man they make me want to have a stroke some days.

 

[The_Ghost]

awwwwww thats so sweet

You think its sweet, QT laughs her ass off on the phone each time I tell her! Why don't you two come over and wash the walls then LOL.

 

[SoKlueles]

You think its sweet, QT laughs her ass off on the phone each time I tell her! Why don't you two come over and wash the walls then LOL.

lol i have boys and i always wanted a girl so that i wouldnt have the pee on the wall, on my shirt, in my face etc etc.......so its good to hear girls do it too

 

[hamstershaver]

awwwwww thats so sweet

cool im going to pee on you tonight

 

[SoKlueles]

cool im going to pee on you tonight

um i didnt mean that

 

[Seashell]

You're too slow with the diaper change Cosmo! More practice required.

 

[WODIN]

LMAO! Been there and hope to never do that again.

 

[The_Ghost]

cool im going to pee on you tonight

I miss you Hammy!!!!!

 

[Y_lifter]

I always enjoyed smelly curdled formula projectile vomits.

 

[gonelifting]

lol mine used to wait until the diaper change to unleash hell. Seashell is right, you gotta be quick with the changeover.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I love when my kids were babies.. so much easier. Best feeling in the world.

My ex would feed him in the morning and lay him down next to me.. we would sleep in all day. As long as I didnt move he would just cuddle up next to me and sleep.. I could always hear his little baby snore.

Damn I miss that.. now he is a mean little lizard collecting, ninja drawing, swrod fighting 8 year old.

My 16 year old.. LOL he is just lost. I think he is married to his skateboard.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You're too slow with the diaper change Cosmo! More practice required.

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[bluepeter]

Rookie mistake

 

[Dakotah]

just sweet!!!

 

[EnderJE]

lol...

Another CPK. Ask QT what it stands for.

 

[EnderJE]

Does this mean that we can all do it now?

 

[gab9681]

I always enjoyed smelly curdled formula projectile vomits.

Yeah, my lil' girl always seemed to pull that move when we were out in public too. We always had extra outfits for her, but never extra shirts for me until we learned. Going a few hours with a puke soaked back is quite lovely.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

 

[Bikini Mod]

We used to joke about throwing coins into the fountain! LOL

I still remember nursing my babies, falling asleep with them tugging then waking up suddenly for fear of dropping them into my lap. So now, diaper change because as they nurse - they poop. So now, wake a sleeping baby, change the diaper and switch boobs. You are all thinking - at least they will sleep now... right?

WRONG!

Those little buggers would wetfart another stinking diaper. So now, wake the once contented and slumbering baby with a diaper change. Go ahead - JUST TRY TO GET THEM BACK TO SLEEP!!!

As you put one down, the next oldest would always wake up, as if they were going to miss something at 4AM.

Of course, always getting everyone (including yourself) back to sleep just in time to see the sun rise and, of course, making breakfast for all those that managed to sleep for more than ten minutes at a clip during the night.

YUP - did this for nearly 10 years.... and loved every second of it. I sometimes wonder how much nicer it would have been "if". It's all good though. Looking forward to how they are going to "mold my character" yet again today! LOL

 

[Lady Viking]

lol i have boys and i always wanted a girl so that i wouldnt have the pee on the wall, on my shirt, in my face etc etc.......so its good to hear girls do it too

agreed

 

[pintoca]

throw a towel over her while you pick the new diaper. NEVER leave the little thingie out of sight, they are evil and only waiting for the opportunity

 

[Gymgurl]

Just wait...if she hasn't already poops uper back and out her clothing......in public