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ok so my birfday is next friday but my budros know i'll be in savannah, gawga for it...so what do they do? tonight...they've thrown me a surprise b-day party...all 36 of 'em. buncha coo folks if ya ask me ;)

....what does it say about me that i'm on here while they're partying downstairs??? :worried: :worried: :worried: I don't want to blow my diet and workout with the booze and junk food. There's a point when sober folks can no longer deal with the drunkards. :rolleyes:

....did get some good pics tho.

and this, my friends....is the worst thread ever. :worried:
 
nah.....aap will post on it THEN it becomes the worst thread ever
 
wow...Your friends are throwing you a party, and your upstairs posting on a dead chat board....:rolleyes:


Are we related?
 
habitualhealth said:
ok so my birfday is next friday but my budros know i'll be in savannah, gawga for it...so what do they do? tonight...they've thrown me a surprise b-day party...all 36 of 'em. buncha coo folks if ya ask me ;)

....what does it say about me that i'm on here while they're partying downstairs??? :worried: :worried: :worried: I don't want to blow my diet and workout with the booze and junk food. There's a point when sober folks can no longer deal with the drunkards. :rolleyes:

....did get some good pics tho.

and this, my friends....is the worst thread ever. :worried:
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I think your priorities are a bit off the chain......

If they're your friends, why are you on here?

You should be getting drunk, letting them take advantage of you etc.

.........




DIV
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
wow...Your friends are throwing you a party, and your upstairs posting on a dead chat board....:rolleyes:


Are we related?
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Ulcaster.........that is what I was thinking.......

With her personality, I would have never guessed her to possess the "Ulcaster" gene. :confused:



DIV
 
DIVISION said:
I think your priorities are a bit off the chain......

If they're your friends, why are you on here?

You should be getting drunk, letting them take advantage of you etc.

.........
DIV
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hmmm no actually it's quite the opposite...my priorities are so on the money....i have my daughter this weekend and don't drink when i have her. (friends didn't plan for that one)

.....friends don't let friends take advantage of them while intoxicated.... ;)
 
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habitualhealth said:
hmmm no actually it's quite the opposite...my priorities are so on the money....i have my daughter this weekend and don't drink when i have her. (friends didn't plan for that one)
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You didn't mention that before. In that case, I commend you for being a great mother to your child. Props. Wish more women would see things this way...

habitualhealth said:
.....friends don't let friends take advantage of them while intoxicated.... ;)
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fuckfriends do.

I don't see you as the type down for casual sex, though. You prefer a steady relationship.




DIV
 
DIVISION said:
Ulcaster.........that is what I was thinking.......

With her personality, I would have never guessed her to possess the "Ulcaster" gene. :confused:



DIV
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The fact that she has 36 friends, means she was spared the cursed "ulcaster gene"
I've never even known 36 people.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
The fact that she has 36 friends, means she was spared the cursed "ulcaster gene"
I've never even known 36 people.
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Throw me a fucking bone here, nugga.........I'm the boss, need the info.... :rolleyes:

I didn't mean the fact that she has 36 friends, I meant that she's not in there partying with them getting drunk and letting them slip their hands down her pants and stroke the smooth expanse of her feisty Italian ass.



DIV
 
habitualhealth said:
well consider me 1 more friend than you had yesterday....what's the count to now? 4? or is that pushin' it? heh.... :heart: :rose:
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If you're not gonna drink (which you have good reasons not too), enjoy yourself a little bit and have a little junk food...i mean you only get a birthday once a year right, might as well?
 
ceasar989 said:
If you're not gonna drink (which you have good reasons not too), enjoy yourself a little bit and have a little junk food...i mean you only get a birthday once a year right, might as well?
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Exactly.

Finally some sanity in the mix.....




DIV
 
DIVISION said:
I didn't mean the fact that she has 36 friends, I meant that she's not in there partying with them getting drunk and letting them slip their hands down her pants and stroke the smooth expanse of her feisty Italian ass.
DIV
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duh, i'm wearing a skirt...not pants silly. :rolleyes:

....easy buddy....and yeah, prefer stability over one nighters any day of the week. Consistent sex vs. get-it-when-u-can??? No comparison.
 
habitualhealth said:
duh, i'm wearing a skirt...not pants silly. :rolleyes:

....easy buddy....and yeah, prefer stability over one nighters any day of the week. Consistent sex vs. get-it-when-u-can??? No comparison.
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the details.......always the details....

I know the argument, but you haven't found that guy........so until then?

masturbation?




DIV
 
ceasar989 said:
If you're not gonna drink (which you have good reasons not too), enjoy yourself a little bit and have a little junk food...i mean you only get a birthday once a year right, might as well?
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i did...uggghhhh...and feelin' pretty dayum guilty for it!! my results since jan have been kick ass (23 lbs people!)....dont want to blow it over yummy delish double chocolate chip cookie cake.

....oh dear god, i need more. :p :worried:
 
habitualhealth said:
well consider me 1 more friend than you had yesterday....what's the count to now? 4? or is that pushin' it? heh.... :heart: :rose:
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in truth, 4 is pushing it :(
Congrats on the 23 pounds.
 
....what does it say about me that i'm on here while they're partying downstairs???
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Sounds just like the two nerds on the movie "Weird Science".

Don't be surprised if a rogue band of mutant bikers crash through your living room window.
 
habitualhealth said:
ok so my birfday is next friday but my budros know i'll be in savannah, gawga for it...so what do they do? tonight...they've thrown me a surprise b-day party...all 36 of 'em. buncha coo folks if ya ask me ;)

....what does it say about me that i'm on here while they're partying downstairs??? :worried: :worried: :worried: I don't want to blow my diet and workout with the booze and junk food. There's a point when sober folks can no longer deal with the drunkards. :rolleyes:

....did get some good pics tho.

and this, my friends....is the worst thread ever. :worried:
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Ohhh you're so mean. :o

j/k good for you for sticking to your guns.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Ohhh you're so mean. :o

j/k good for you for sticking to your guns.
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The funny thing is, if I was there, I'd be stuffing cheetos down DoubleH's throat and you'd be holding her down while I do it, Hansel....



DIV
 
courtneybcca said:
happy b-day... get your friends really drunk get out the camera and make them do stupid shit... That is the best plan of attack....
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oh that is so ditto. People do the DUMBEST shit when they are drunk. I've had the pleasure of rescuing a buddy from quite the vicious bush one night. It wasn't a pretty fight either, that bush was pretty damned wiry.

;)
 
artrius said:
oh that is so ditto. People do the DUMBEST shit when they are drunk. I've had the pleasure of rescuing a buddy from quite the vicious bush one night. It wasn't a pretty fight either, that bush was pretty damned wiry.

;)
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Hah..yeah well by the end of the night....morning actually, half of them were butt nekkid (and alone) and the rest were hovering over toilets and porch rails. I think I made out like a champ!! ;)

...my ACTUAL birthday is friday tho (22nd) so I'll make sure I make up for the lack of intake from the surprise party. ;) I can reward myself one day of the year right??
 
LOL

Sounds like a fun time there HH!!

Thanks for inviting me... Hmpf! (tee hee)
 
habitualhealth said:
Hah..yeah well by the end of the night....morning actually, half of them were butt nekkid (and alone) and the rest were hovering over toilets and porch rails. I think I made out like a champ!! ;)

...my ACTUAL birthday is friday tho (22nd) so I'll make sure I make up for the lack of intake from the surprise party. ;) I can reward myself one day of the year right??
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Buahaha its always good to hear of people paying for being dumb :evil:

One day a year? That's all? ;)
 
 
Nice pics!! Any from the party??

And your daughter is adorable!! Very beautiful....
 
jenscats5 said:
Nice pics!! Any from the party??

And your daughter is adorable!! Very beautiful....
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Thank you lovely! I've got a few from the party but all my peeps are in them...last time i posted a pic of me and the gang on the net...it was leaked to one of them and they ripped me a new butthole! :worried:

....i mean, i'm really the only one you want to see anyway right?? :qt: hah!
 
Vin Diesel was in India one day 2500 years ago and found some guy meditating under his favorite tree. Vin explained the nature of reality, karma and reincarnation to the man, who gained total enlightenment as a result. Then Vin said "Now get the Fuck away from my tree."
 
wheres the drunk titty pics with slobs blasting blines off boobs and shit.

no one wants to see your glamour shots.

btw. im dunk.
 
dunk said:
wheres the drunk titty pics with slobs blasting blines off boobs and shit.

no one wants to see your glamour shots.

btw. im dunk.
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Bro, we've already talked with great length with DoubleH....

She won't post drunk nudes......she's got a kid for christsakes....



DIV
 
DIVISION said:
Bro, we've already talked with great length with DoubleH....

She won't post drunk nudes......she's got a kid for christsakes....



DIV
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then why are we in this thead?
 
habitualhealth said:
what u see is what u get both here and RL... ;)

...what u think i'm putting on a facade?
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No, not at all, honey......

Just find it funny some of the shit you say. "butthole"......usually chicks I know never say that word......:lmao:

PBR is right, you will get tons more respect for having your values and thinking of your child first. As much as most of us guys seem like chauvinistic pigs, we do respect a woman who has the right priorities.




DIV
 
The Shadow said:
nah.....aap will post on it THEN it becomes the worst thread ever
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As much as I was trying to resist posting, I just can't hold out anymore!

Nice pics HH!!!! :heart:
 
tuc biscuit said:
bro, I pm'ed her a dozen roses earlier, step off :wilted:
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Oh yeah, well when she sends my "Do you like me? circle yes or no" PM back and it says "yes" you are gonna feel real dumb.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Oh yeah, well when she sends my "Do you like me? circle yes or no" PM back and it says "yes" you are gonna feel real dumb.
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lol, if that happens I will totally pm her a dozen of these bad boys --------> :heks:
 
alien amp pharm said:
As much as I was trying to resist posting, I just can't hold out anymore!

Nice pics HH!!!! :heart:
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werent u the one that said you would do her if she had a rack?
 
dunk said:
werent u the one that said you would do her if she had a rack?
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Yes I did

and I'm still waiting on comfirmation on that one...
 
Well I missed this thread but again happy bday HH!

Dayum every time I see your avis you are hotter & hotter! We NEEEDDD to go blow apart ATL some time soon. (God I can hardly wait for this comp to be over with. I may get 1 week off before starting phase 2 of competition pursuit and I better use it or lose it until after August. WAIT! I'm reserving the week of July 14 for some diet damage. If I can't have a feeding frenzy on my 40th, when the fuck can I have it....?? Care to join me girl?)
 
alien amp pharm said:
Yes I did

and I'm still waiting on comfirmation on that one...
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I'm curious, sir.

Just how exactly do you plan to get confirmation of that?

Please let me know......



DIV
 
DIVISION said:
I'm curious, sir.

Just how exactly do you plan to get confirmation of that?

Please let me know......



DIV
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I need a game plan. Help me out here.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I need a game plan. Help me out here.
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In your situation there's no way for you to win.

You already have conceded defeat to DoubleH......

You essentially said you'd let her beat you up when you see her in the ATL Meetup....

I suppose between the uppercut to the jaw and that knee to the groin when you're hunched over you might get her breasts crushed up against your face, but aside from that I don't think she's going to get naked and let you suck on her nipples like a newborn fawn.

At this point the best you can hope for is that they take pity on you and one of them decided to take one for the team.

Seeing your posts in this thread has been like watching a trainwreck, I wish I could help, but you're too far gone...... :xeye:





DIV
 
DIVISION said:
At this point the best you can hope for is that they take pity on you and one of them decided to take one for the team.
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:lmao:

It's called alcohol my friend, and it's what I am banking on.

;)
 
dunk said:
werent u the one that said you would do her if she had a rack?
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glad to see other's are paying attention to his "sweet talk".

Thanks DIV for the comment. Yeah, I'd have to say I don't "bring it" like many chicas in the verbage department. Merely because I swing from left field most of the time. Don't let my profound vocab throw you off. :qt:

lol @ "butthole"

"lack-a-rack"
 
Sassy69 said:
Well I missed this thread but again happy bday HH!

Dayum every time I see your avis you are hotter & hotter! We NEEEDDD to go blow apart ATL some time soon. (God I can hardly wait for this comp to be over with. I may get 1 week off before starting phase 2 of competition pursuit and I better use it or lose it until after August. WAIT! I'm reserving the week of July 14 for some diet damage. If I can't have a feeding frenzy on my 40th, when the fuck can I have it....?? Care to join me girl?)
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Thanks hun...my actual b-day isn't until this friday the 22nd. You and your compliments...sooooooooooooooooooooo sweet! ;) Thank u :rose: thank u :rose: thank u :rose: !

And that's an affirmative on blowing up atlanta (<~~~sounds dangerous :worried: )...erm, tearing up atlanta....count me in!

aap...my apologies for not thanking you sooner on your compliment. I fell off my chair and hit the floor when i read it...logged out...back in...back out...in again....just to confirm it was real. It must have pained you so to say such....um, nice things. :rolleyes:
 
We've got to dress up in our bestest, cutest clothes & take a pic surrounding lil aap..... he can be our gigolo!! :lmao:
 
habitualhealth said:
glad to see other's are paying attention to his "sweet talk".

Thanks DIV for the comment. Yeah, I'd have to say I don't "bring it" like many chicas in the verbage department. Merely because I swing from left field most of the time. Don't let my profound vocab throw you off. :qt:

lol @ "butthole"

"lack-a-rack"
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Well if it's any consolation, I never said anything bad about you.

It would be entertaining to see you in person, and even more fun to see you tipsy on some Hennessey.

I have doubts whether you can back up all the shit you talk......




DIV
 
DIVISION said:
Well if it's any consolation, I never said anything bad about you.
It would be entertaining to see you in person, and even more fun to see you tipsy on some Hennessey.
I have doubts whether you can back up all the shit you talk......
DIV
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Hey bobo, look back up at the post...i said "THANKS DIV FOR THE COMMENT"....errrrrmmmm at what point did you get confused? Thanks.....DIV.....for.....the....yep, sounds like a thank you to me? :confused:

Yeah, alcohol intensifies the ol sparkling personality for sure. *batting eyelashes*

Backing what i say has never been a prob for me. ;)
 
habitualhealth said:
Hey bobo, look back up at the post...i said "THANKS DIV FOR THE COMMENT"....errrrrmmmm at what point did you get confused? Thanks.....DIV.....for.....the....yep, sounds like a thank you to me? :confused:

Yeah, alcohol intensifies the ol sparkling personality for sure. *batting eyelashes*

Backing what i say has never been a prob for me. ;)
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No, honey.........I know what you said. I'm just sayin' I never said anything bad about you since you've been on the forum. Independant thought, nothing to do with the other comment.

You say that, but I'm sure there's a way to get you quiet.....I know how, but I'll leave it unsaid.

Bobo?




DIV
 
habitualhealth said:
Me quiet? Nevaaa! ;) Yapping is what i do best. :qt:
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She's a feisty Italian, DIV....be careful. ;)
 
habitualhealth said:
Me quiet? Nevaaa! ;) Yapping is what i do best. :qt:
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We both know there's a way to quiet you......you can't bullshit me on that.

Not going in to detail.....



DIV
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
She's a feisty Italian, DIV....be careful. ;)
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That's what's so challenging.......Italian women are always a fight....

They all go down the same way though, fighting.....

I'm not careful at all.......the most she can do is kill me.




DIV
 
habitualhealth said:
Oh what...now i do tricks? I suppose next you'll ask me to fetch your slippers? Men :rolleyes:
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.........you're kinda cute.......

I'm trying to pinpoint you and you're just brushing it off......

Don't give me the :rolleyes:......you don't really mean it.



DIV
 
alien amp pharm said:
Yes I did

and I'm still waiting on comfirmation on that one...
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DUH!!!! Keep waiting.................................................... :chomp:


RADAR
 
habitualhealth said:
gomer, i know what you're doing....and i think i've preformed a job well done at brushing it off. kudos to me.

....kinda cute....???? pffftt! :rolleyes:
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alright......



DIV
 
habitualhealth said:
Only if you promise to scratch behind my ear.....
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I can do better than that, how about a gentle blow and whisper sweet nothings into that ear............

RADAR
 
habitualhealth said:
...oh my....there is a god....and he loves me. ;)

You know a way to a lady's :heart:


errrm....you don't do that to your pets do you?? :worried:
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LOL! i have a kitty ...but , no! :)

RADAR
 
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