Awesome decomposed body in my yard

[rsnoble-im-back]

Someone had hit a med size deer and it stumbled onto the other end of my yard and died.

Results:

Day 1: Bloated. Resembled Cambodian.

Remained this way for a couple days or so.

Day 4 or so: My Dog came to house smelling like death and wagging her tail with a large leg in her mouth. Deer not looking/smelling so fresh.

Day 5: Coyotes had lunch. Now deer resembles Lindsay Loham with fur.

Last night: Knew that I would be mowing this weekend so after a few beers I decide to remove this mess of stinking shit from my yard. I got out gloves, a rope, and the riding lawnmover. Keep in mind this is a fairly large mess. I took a pair of vise grip "C" grips and clamped it around part of the spine and tried dragging it off. Wow. While in this process the head got tilted downward and this nasty yellow ooze came running out of its nostrils and a large centeped crawled out of it's eye socket. After dragging it a couple fit I re-examined the underside and there was about 10 gazillion black bugs of various sorts.

So anyhow I drug this piece of crap out into the woods, my dog following me thinking I am the coolest master ever. My wife hates that dog, the other day she was working in her flower garden and unearthed a piece of rotting something or other that the dog burried about the size of a softball. Awesome.

Anyhow when all this was said and done I came back up to the house, washed my hands, grabbed another beer and grilled pork chops.

 

[mountain muscle]

Lol. You waited 5 days?

 

[BlueBird]

Next time drag it to the shoulder of the road and call the county to come pick it up.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Lol. You waited 5 days?

LOL, it's been a hectic week. Keep in my "the other side of my yard" is something like 1000' from my house so it's not like I could smell it here. called the county, apparently they are busy this time of year.

When we had that ice storm this past winter they brought out about 20 prisoners and cleaned up all my trees. That was cool.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Next time drag it to the shoulder of the road and call the county to come pick it up.

That was the problem, theres a 4' tall fence between the deer and the road with no gates in that area. I did the easiest thing possible, other than just leaving it there but it was right out in an open area I keep trimmed up.

 

[BlueBird]

That was the problem, theres a 4' tall fence between the deer and the road with no gates in that area. I did the easiest thing possible, other than just leaving it there but it was right out in an open area I keep trimmed up.

If it's a chain link fence, I see no problem julienning the carcass and stuffing it through the links and onto the public right of way.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Well Omega's funny pills are kicking in time to hit the weights.

 

[heatherrae]

It's cheating on you.

 

[WhistleBritches]

Lol. You waited 5 days?

he needed to have a beer first give him a break

 

[WhistleBritches]

Well Omega's funny pills are kicking in time to hit the weights.

what funny pills?

ps the best EVER is

2 Caps LIPOFLAME with 6 Caps Amplify 02

Nothing comes close to the effect and results USE it Just for Pre Lifting

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

what funny pills?

ps the best EVER is

2 Caps LIPOFLAME with 6 Caps Amplify 02

Nothing comes close to the effect and results USE it Just for Pre Lifting

I was referring to the AMP02. I also have Lipoflame. I have not tried the 2 together. I keep hearing about it so I will.

 

[string_bean00]

Sounds like a pretty awesome yard adventure.



Also, your dog is rad.

 

[WhistleBritches]

Sounds like a pretty awesome yard adventure.



Also, your dog is rad.

............

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Someone had hit a med size deer and it stumbled onto the other end of my yard and died.

Results:

Day 1: Bloated. Resembled Cambodian.

Remained this way for a couple days or so.

Day 4 or so: My Dog came to house smelling like death and wagging her tail with a large leg in her mouth. Deer not looking/smelling so fresh.

Day 5: Coyotes had lunch. Now deer resembles Lindsay Loham with fur.

Last night: Knew that I would be mowing this weekend so after a few beers I decide to remove this mess of stinking shit from my yard. I got out gloves, a rope, and the riding lawnmover. Keep in mind this is a fairly large mess. I took a pair of vise grip "C" grips and clamped it around part of the spine and tried dragging it off. Wow. While in this process the head got tilted downward and this nasty yellow ooze came running out of its nostrils and a large centeped crawled out of it's eye socket. After dragging it a couple fit I re-examined the underside and there was about 10 gazillion black bugs of various sorts.

So anyhow I drug this piece of crap out into the woods, my dog following me thinking I am the coolest master ever. My wife hates that dog, the other day she was working in her flower garden and unearthed a piece of rotting something or other that the dog burried about the size of a softball. Awesome.

Anyhow when all this was said and done I came back up to the house, washed my hands, grabbed another beer and grilled pork chops.

Funniest post of the past week.

 

[calveless wonder]

That wuold have been hell. funny story though

i had enough issues finding and removing random dead chipmunks, squirrels and birds my one cat would hide in the basement when i was younger.

he apparently wanted his own trophy room. smug prick [ RIP brandy ]

 

[hurricane]

Someone had hit a med size deer and it stumbled onto the other end of my yard and died.

Results:

Day 1: Bloated. Resembled Cambodian.

Remained this way for a couple days or so.

Day 4 or so: My Dog came to house smelling like death and wagging her tail with a large leg in her mouth. Deer not looking/smelling so fresh.

Day 5: Coyotes had lunch. Now deer resembles Lindsay Loham with fur.

Last night: Knew that I would be mowing this weekend so after a few beers I decide to remove this mess of stinking shit from my yard. I got out gloves, a rope, and the riding lawnmover. Keep in mind this is a fairly large mess. I took a pair of vise grip "C" grips and clamped it around part of the spine and tried dragging it off. Wow. While in this process the head got tilted downward and this nasty yellow ooze came running out of its nostrils and a large centeped crawled out of it's eye socket. After dragging it a couple fit I re-examined the underside and there was about 10 gazillion black bugs of various sorts.

So anyhow I drug this piece of crap out into the woods, my dog following me thinking I am the coolest master ever. My wife hates that dog, the other day she was working in her flower garden and unearthed a piece of rotting something or other that the dog burried about the size of a softball. Awesome.

Anyhow when all this was said and done I came back up to the house, washed my hands, grabbed another beer and grilled pork chops.

lol awesome post

 

[wootoom]

i have a body rotting in a bathtub in hells kitchen