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Smurfy

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First off, I have the house to myself. Husband away on business. Son away on visit with his Dad.

Slept in late. We have a storm last night and also power outtage but who cares when you're sleeping/
Woke up at 8:50 to Home Depot calling to alert me that my special order had arrived.
Still laying in bed I called GL to arrange pick up of my items. yay

Lounge around a bit after rising. Ate some chocolate cake for breakfast.

Power came back on but some of the house had no power still. Had to figure that out. Fucked around in the fuse box and voila.

Did some internets. Read some work emails.

Took a shower and then before dressing, masturbated. I knew i was horny when my sex dream was interrupted this morning by the call from Home Depot (those bastards).

Went shopping. Bought up some stuff at Kohl's(shut up); bras, clothes, pants for my son.

On the way home stopped at Baja Fresh for a Bare Burrito (chicken) to go. Cam home and ate that up like a mofo. (this was at like 2:45).

Let that settle in mah belly and then ate some more cake.

Now I'm goin to take a nice peaceful nap on my new couch and when I wake up, possibly pop a cardio breeze or two and hit the gym for a leisurely session of sweat-inducing activity. Or not. My choice.

Tonight, more internets and whatever the hell else I feel like doing since my son's Football game has been cancelled.
 
jh1 said:
pics of the masterbation....
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It's all delivered and unwrapped.

You're welcome.


Pics of the sofas. I HATE my new ones. I will never get non-leather again. Ehh, I just love my old leather ones. The new fabric shit is uncomfortable. Doesn't s l i d e under me. It's so unforgiving to lay on it and watch TV

or sex.

p!
 
gonelifting said:
It's all delivered and unwrapped.

You're welcome.


Pics of the sofas. I HATE my new ones. I will never get non-leather again. Ehh, I just love my old leather ones. The new fabric shit is uncomfortable. Doesn't s l i d e under me. It's so unforgiving to lay on it and watch TV

or sex.

p!
lmao @ you crying about non=leather sofas. i guess once you get used to something its hard to change. it would be similar to someone going from leather interior in a car to cloth. my new one is microfiber. i like it but it needs to be broken in if you know what i mean
 
I'm not 'crying' about no leather! wtf?




it's pouting.


I keep hearing cold in the winter warm in the summer...blah blah... fuck that, it's awesome! I've had them for 10 years and they were great. Maybe you guys mean (P)leather. ha! Fuck that fabric BS. We were told it's microfiber, but I have my doubts. Maybe MF is a loose term.

I'll MF them! Those Mother fuckers!


Sunroof, any pron yet? thanks in advance.
 
gonelifting said:
I'm not 'crying' about no leather! wtf?




it's pouting.


I keep hearing cold in the winter warm in the summer...blah blah... fuck that, it's awesome! I've had them for 10 years and they were great. Maybe you guys mean (P)leather. ha! Fuck that fabric BS. We were told it's microfiber, but I have my doubts. Maybe MF is a loose term.

I'll MF them! Those Mother fuckers!


Sunroof, any pron yet? thanks in advance.

i looked at pr0n earlier today.
 
string_bean00 said:
leather couches are really uncomfortable for me to lounge around on whilst shirtless


I'm assuming you people don't condition your house to premium standards. If you keep the freaking couches outside, then you'll feel uncomfortable, but if the room is very comfortable, a good leather should feel great.

Omg, it's like a condom! I wear condoms throughout the day just for the great fit.
 
Look at it this way, Gary, if you had to choose one thing to wrap yourself in for a long comfortable relaxed chill session, would you reach for your leather jacket and throw it around you in reverse? Or would you reach for that down comforter?
 
Smurfy said:
First off, I have the house to myself. Husband away on business. Son away on visit with his Dad.


....You masturbated. All day. No need to come up with a big elaborate lie.
 
Smurfy said:
Nah, I'm good once per day.

I typed that sentence with one hand btw.

















I was eating pizza with the other :)
 
I made a playlist tonight. Good times. I love good tunes. For some reason I have about 3 or 4 Ja Rule jams on there. Forgot how much I like his jams
 
Smurfy said:
I made a playlist tonight. Good times. I love good tunes. For some reason I have about 3 or 4 Ja Rule jams on there. Forgot how much I like his jams

LOL @ old people listening to rap.

Ja Rule is a bit of a punk and a major has been.

Name the tracks.

Where do you get your music from?

You should listen to some techno. I can hook you up.
 
ja rule ain't rap.

and stop saying "techno"!!!!!!!!!!!


also, try this: ww.di.fm

really good streaming vocal trance station on there
 
jh1 said:
LOL @ old people listening to rap.

Ja Rule is a bit of a punk and a major has been.

Name the tracks.

Where do you get your music from?

You should listen to some techno. I can hook you up.
who the fuck are you to tell me what kind of music I should like? go shove a banana up your ass
 
Smurfy said:
who the fuck are you to tell me what kind of music I should like? go shove a banana up your ass


Listen Bitch. I am trying to help you. You seem to need it.
 
KillahBee said:
Look at it this way, Gary, if you had to choose one thing to wrap yourself in for a long comfortable relaxed chill session, would you reach for your leather jacket and throw it around you in reverse? Or would you reach for that down comforter?


LOL I think of SpongeBob when I hear Gary.

Anyway, you're reinforcing the point I was trying to make. If the room is perfectly conditioned, then you don't need a comforter or anything on you. That is why leather feels good on the skin. It's not so damn warm like mine has been since I got this fabric pos sofa. The leather sort of comformed to my body temp or something. I can't explain it, it was definately not this warm.

Turn up the AC you fucking synthol using motherfucker!
 
gonelifting said:
LOL I think of SpongeBob when I hear Gary.

Anyway, you're reinforcing the point I was trying to make. If the room is perfectly conditioned, then you don't need a comforter or anything on you. That is why leather feels good on the skin. It's not so damn warm like mine has been since I got this fabric pos sofa. The leather sort of comformed to my body temp or something. I can't explain it, it was definately not this warm.

Turn up the AC you fucking synthol using motherfucker!

No, you raging homo! My point is - who the fuck would ever choose leather as a comfortable piece of material to make direct contact with their body?!!!

You, that's who! Gary
 
I miss my babies. I won't lie, I do cry myself to sleep every night without them. BTW Smurfs, I gave them away to SIA's friend. woohoo!

I only gave her $50 to take them. lol



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gonelifting said:
I miss my babies. I won't lie, I do cry myself to sleep every night without them. BTW Smurfs, I gave them away to SIA's friend. woohoo!

I only gave her $50 to take them. lol



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wait, so instead of SELLING or giving them away for FREE - you PAID someone else to take them?

lollz
 
Smurf, don't hate because I can wheel and deal better than you. I told you I could get rid of them and I did.

I just rented a HD truck for $19.95 and delivered them 2 towns away. All under 4 hours.

The $50 I paid her for taking them is nothing. Who's laughing now?

Yes, I did pay a guy $20 to help me move them. Ehh, fuck it.
 
Smurfy said:
First off, I have the house to myself. Husband away on business. Son away on visit with his Dad.

Slept in late. We have a storm last night and also power outtage but who cares when you're sleeping/
Woke up at 8:50 to Home Depot calling to alert me that my special order had arrived.
Still laying in bed I called GL to arrange pick up of my items. yay

Lounge around a bit after rising. Ate some chocolate cake for breakfast.

Power came back on but some of the house had no power still. Had to figure that out. Fucked around in the fuse box and voila.

Did some internets. Read some work emails.

Took a shower and then before dressing, masturbated. I knew i was horny when my sex dream was interrupted this morning by the call from Home Depot (those bastards).

Went shopping. Bought up some stuff at Kohl's(shut up); bras, clothes, pants for my son.

On the way home stopped at Baja Fresh for a Bare Burrito (chicken) to go. Cam home and ate that up like a mofo. (this was at like 2:45).

Let that settle in mah belly and then ate some more cake.

Now I'm goin to take a nice peaceful nap on my new couch and when I wake up, possibly pop a cardio breeze or two and hit the gym for a leisurely session of sweat-inducing activity. Or not. My choice.

Tonight, more internets and whatever the hell else I feel like doing since my son's Football game has been cancelled.


:qt: :heart: :kiss:
 
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