Don't talk to me until you actually make a woman drink your cum you sack of dog shit
That's completely disgusting. Why would something like that be a prerequisite to be on your can-talk-to list.
What a disgusting, perverted freak.
Do you require people to eat dog crap then puke it in your mouth before you're there friend?
You are a pile of dog shit. I'm not even joking. You have serious issues.