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NJjuice22

NJjuice22

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The 40 yr old milf at my job wants to meet me for drinks right after lunch, she is leaving work early just for this. She said "maybe we could have a few drinks, talk and get to know each other better"....I'm down for the drinks but I dont want to sit there for 2 hours and have this beatch chew my ear off. How can I get her out there as quick as possible and back to my crizzib for some mid-afternoon booty tapping.
 
Take her to the strippers...loud music will cancell out most of the chit chat, plus all the hot bitches on stage should get her all horned up. It's a win win situation...
 
Do the unthinkable. Just say what you are thinking...

Just cut her off and say "Do you know why I met you here?" She will say "No". Just say "I have this serious high school crush on you and I was hoping to get you back to my place for some afternoon fun... what do you think?"
What you are doing is putting all the pressure on her. You are in control. She will be blown away that you said that. She obviously wants the cawk and thinks about it. The idea of you flat out saying you want to give it to her will get her beyond excited sexually.
Trust me.
I expect a nice karma donation by Friday night.
 
I like MR Black's idea - a lot. The only problem there is that it's blatantly forward, which does not always work. There's not much you can do bro. Unfortunately, the great rule of the land is that poon = attention. Attention means you have to listent to her fucking mouth run about God knows what for hours. The booze will ease your hurt a bit.
 
strip joint is just inappropriate in this particular situation. I know where we'll be going, to the bar at this nice little spanish restaurant ....its only a few blocks from my house . I plan on getting half-trashed before I even meet her there to "ease the pain" like killah said.



Also the main problem with coming to my place is that she lives only 2 blocks away and is paranoid someone is going to see her . I'm think quicky at a telly or headwhop in the car.
 
You could always go to some place where you don't have to sit down and just talk together - like a Jillians or Dave & Busters. I'd say give her some yay, but that'll make her talk even more
 
alright..im leaving to lunch..gonna grab a bite to eat, take a few shots. then meet up with the milf. I'll post up when i get back around 4 or so.
 
get a reliable friend to message your cell phone about 45 minutes (or 2 drinks) into your meeting. during the convo (before the message), bring up something or other (a wine, a cd, whatever, that you have at your house that is a talking point and interesting enough to want to see) then think of some reason you have to go home briefly relating to the message, and invite her along, mentioning the item of interest. once inside, say youll be a minute, and could she fix some drinks - signs should be really easy to read by then.

slats approach is a little blunt. itll work if she wants you enough, but you could crash and burn

good luck :)
 
i would just buy her a drink or 2 then grab her hand set it on the ole love tool and say baby i know u want my shit so let go to my place so you can get up on it and make a porno.......
 
just load her up on drinks.. do the flirting game... see where shes at.. if she wants some action... give er'!
and then be on your way... she basically set u up, u just gotta knock em down bro
 
A silver suit with a sliver shirt and tie, a couple shots followed by the words badda bing badda boom and its in the bag.
 
tommy2tone said:
i would just buy her a drink or 2 then grab her hand set it on the ole love tool and say baby i know u want my shit so let go to my place so you can get up on it and make a porno.......
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:lmao:

that works eh?
 
Dunk said:
THIS JUST IN. njjuice gets head in his car!!
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I thought you were straight? :rainbow:
 
tommy2tone said:
wow i didn't know u were that drunk three weekends ago that you totally blacked out...... i would have done so much more if i had known that :chomp:
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lol

I don't remember a thing :verygood:
 
tommy2tone said:
weak game.... he could have analed her
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So you would have analed Dunk? Don't you see what's going on here?

:worried:



;)
 
tommy2tone said:
I dunno would you anal Dunk?
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I don't think my strap on would satisfy him :rainbow:
 
And I said "Baby you're looking good"
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
I grabbed a stump and dragged her out the door
 
Dunk said:
THIS JUST IN. njjuice gets head in his car!!
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my homeboy dunk is correct..i responed to his "go balls deep" text message with "i got head in the whip"....so yea...got my knob polished in my car outside the bar (those tints come in handy) but thats it...finger popped her on the reach around to.
 
Smurfy said:
lol./ what ever happened with this milf last thursday when she wanted to meet up with you at the bar by your house?

did you hit it?
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this is the same beatch. I never met up with her last week. I had her so wet she actually goes " justin, i love you" then shes goes.."oh my god, did I just say that " and i just said "its ok hun, i know what u meant"
 
NJjuice22 said:
this is the same beatch. I never met up with her last week. I had her so wet she actually goes " justin, i love you" then shes goes.."oh my god, did I just say that " and i just said "its ok hun, i know what u meant"
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LOL

I LOVE YOU? and you just tickled her kitty?

I see trouble here! RUN :evil:
 
Evil_Frisky said:
LOL

I LOVE YOU? and you just tickled her kitty?

I see trouble here! RUN :evil:
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if you felt my cock and i had my hands in your cooch you would be saying it to....this shit has happened to me like 20x already , so it wasnt a big deal...i just got that effect on these bitches.
 
NJjuice22 said:
if you felt my cock and i had my hands in your cooch you would be saying it to....this shit has happened to me like 20x already....i just got that effect on these bitches.
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:lmao:
 
NJjuice22 said:
if you felt my cock and i had my hands in your cooch you would be saying it to....this shit has happened to me like 20x already , so it wasnt a big deal...i just got that effect on these bitches.
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frisk. thats sig worthy

J. Did she swallow? A good girl ALWAYS swallows.
 
Dunk said:
frisk. thats sig worthy

J. Did she swallow? A good girl ALWAYS swallows.
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lol

done

and yes
 
i give ur performance a 6

extra points for the head in the tinted windows
negative points for not knowing how to use proper end game
 
NJjuice22 said:
The 40 yr old milf at my job wants to meet me for drinks right after lunch, she is leaving work early just for this. She said "maybe we could have a few drinks, talk and get to know each other better"....I'm down for the drinks but I dont want to sit there for 2 hours and have this beatch chew my ear off. How can I get her out there as quick as possible and back to my crizzib for some mid-afternoon booty tapping.
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Since she's 40, tell her straight up, just like your post....
 
NJjuice22 said:
The 40 yr old milf at my job wants to meet me for drinks right after lunch, she is leaving work early just for this. She said "maybe we could have a few drinks, talk and get to know each other better"....I'm down for the drinks but I dont want to sit there for 2 hours and have this beatch chew my ear off. How can I get her out there as quick as possible and back to my crizzib for some mid-afternoon booty tapping.
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At her age, she is way beyond playing too many games.

However, she does not want to be thought of as a pig.

So ... give her good manners and good conversation for one drink. She needs a bit of alcohol to loosen up.

Then just suggest they go to your place ... with a nice smile.

If she says Yes and goes...she is yours. Then you have to live with her at work. Ut Oh!
 
thelion2005 said:
At her age, she is way beyond playing too many games.

However, she does not want to be thought of as a pig.

So ... give her good manners and good conversation for one drink. She needs a bit of alcohol to loosen up.

Then just suggest they go to your place ... with a nice smile.

If she says Yes and goes...she is yours. Then you have to live with her at work. Ut Oh!
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the blowjob in the car already happened.
 
thelion2005 said:
At her age, she is way beyond playing too many games.

However, she does not want to be thought of as a pig.

So ... give her good manners and good conversation for one drink. She needs a bit of alcohol to loosen up.

Then just suggest they go to your place ... with a nice smile.

If she says Yes and goes...she is yours. Then you have to live with her at work. Ut Oh!
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Hello mister I gets none!
 
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