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feisty11975
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One Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early, dresses
quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes
to the garage to warm up his truck and head down to his favorite
hunting area.
He backs his truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is
really pouring down. It is like a torrential downpour. There is also
some snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 MPH. He
comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He
finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes later he puts
his truck in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There
he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible." To which she
sleepily replies,
"Can you believe my stupid ass husband is out hunting in that shit?"
lol
quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes
to the garage to warm up his truck and head down to his favorite
hunting area.
He backs his truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is
really pouring down. It is like a torrential downpour. There is also
some snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 MPH. He
comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He
finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes later he puts
his truck in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There
he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible." To which she
sleepily replies,
"Can you believe my stupid ass husband is out hunting in that shit?"
lol
