Attempt to Tell the Future: Pick the Next ATTACK Date!

[havoc]

I'm going with Halloween. I'm thinking of calling Ghostbusters. Bin Laden and his Taliban homies are going to unleash a series of Ghosts and Goblins on the 10 largest cities in the U.S. Each ghost is supposed to have a seal containing fart spray and atomic poo poo. Now the fart spray I can handle, I had to learn to get used to that when I met Slickassbiatch because she smells like dookie pie to the billionth power, hell thats why I have a gas mask. Now the atomic poo poo is another thing, it contains sulfur ions so powerful that if inhaled or touched you literally shit yourself to death, first your colon, small intestine, stomach lining, esophagus, heart, larynx, eyeballs followed lastly by all your boogers in your nose. Its a scary site and thought of what Atomic poo poo can do. Now for the people who survive the atomic poo poo and fart spray you will actually suffer a worse fate. Goblin Diarhhea! Yes, Goblin Diarhhea is instant death, you cant escape it, the smell is that of a ravished twat after a cock thrashing by yours truly, ya best grab an SOS pad for anything to happen to that stank, Ok back to the Goblin Giblets, only way to escape is to not be exposed, Goblins have a radius of 800ft around when the spit there shit, at least 300 Goblins will be on hand so now you know where I'm coming from. The above is what the next attack will entail, its not pretty. After this the next attack will be on Thanksgiving in which Bin Laden and his associates will reinact the Pilgrims and Indiand Plymouth Rock episode except with Dildos, Blow up Dolls and mountain goats from Iraq. Many of you are asking what I am on this morning. I will reply with a "you dont want to know" because you really don't(Kif Toast). Well I'm off to crash a few servers and lay down the law. If some of you could see what I see you would obviously agree that you need to be shot in the face, ohhh and for some of you I mean with a gun not a cock either. Ok? peace and when do you think the next attack will occur?

 

[WODIN]

ON A serious note... I think the next target will be a highley visable religous one. Think about it, what isn't going to receive a great deal of security...churches, IE the National Cathedral, etc....

Now..to the Atomic poo poo....

That is no joke some days I have to stand on the edges of the toilet...aim very carefully and let fly. Just at the moment of impact, now this is the crucial part, you have to leap over the stall wall in order to avoid the backlash of the impact. See what you guys have to look forward to in several years!

 

[havoc]

Wodin, you serious about the poo coming out like that? Are you joking or what?

 

[BigBazooka]

That is no joke some days I have to stand on the edges of the toilet...aim very carefully and let fly. Just at the moment of impact, now this is the crucial part, you have to leap over the stall wall in order to avoid the backlash of the impact. See what you guys have to look forward to in several years!

LOL! What the hell, are you bored or something? Heheheheh..

 

[WODIN]

Wodin, you serious about the poo coming out like that? Are you joking or what?

lmao.... 99.95% of the time life is good, life is normal the poos are fine. It's that .05% of the time that you get a rocket poo...they start somewhere between 30-35. The good news is they do not increase in volume...at least not yet. LOL!!!

 

[freak daddy]

Now..to the Atomic poo poo....

That is no joke some days I have to stand on the edges of the toilet...aim very carefully and let fly. Just at the moment of impact, now this is the crucial part, you have to leap over the stall wall in order to avoid the backlash of the impact. See what you guys have to look forward to in several years! [/QUOTEThat's just not right! It sounds as if you are playing hoops in the pot! LOL!

 

[jAcKiNDaBoX]

originally posted by woodin

lmao.... 99.95% of the time life is good, life is normal the poos are fine. It's that .05% of the time that you get a rocket poo...they start somewhere between 30-35. The good news is they do not increase in volume...at least not yet. LOL!!!

wow, and people say there's nothing to look forward to as you get older.......

 

[BigGuns2]

With gun sales up 500%, I hope there will not be another attack. These motherfuckers would be very brave to walk the streets of America. Keep your eyes open bro, if you see anything suspicious report it!

 

[supersizeme]

lol. interesting how a discussion of the next terrorist attacks turn into a discussion of how crapping is altered with the progression of age.

seriously i'm going to be straight up honest and say that the next terrorist attacks aren't going to be for a while. i close my eyes and see Easter being a terrible time for us all. biological warfare is a non-issue...however genetically altered easter bunnies will soon be invading america, arriving on floaty baskets filled with nothern light. they're going to hit the major cities and i suspect the focus of attack will be large crowds gathered at stadiums for sporting events. for example they may hit right around the stanley cup finals game 7 and what you think is cutsie halftime show full of these whacky varmints is actually your death. i see them skating out to center ice, bending over so they asses be showing and they'll start shitting out different coloered eggs at 100mph line drives. depending on osama's technological advancements, these eggs could be shot out at up to 45 rounds per minute. somewhat of an egg laser if you will. ass pounders much like havoc and cornholio who will no doubt be throating someone at halftime because no one is looking, will hear the screaming and pull their heads out of their partners crotch and stand there with a shocked looked on their face and mouths agape. this facial expression will no doubt be the end of them as the back of their throats are blown out embryo style. sade has a song about this very possibility. oh the horror. prepare yourselves if you manage to survive goblin runs and atomic caca.

 

[havoc]

Sade, bwaaaaaaaaaaa, faggot.

 

[~~~SlickassBiatch~~~]

, I had to learn to get used to that when I met Slickassbiatch because she smells like dookie pie to the billionth power, hell thats why I have a gas mask

you just mad cause i wouldnt let you get up in my dookie pie.

 

[~~~SlickassBiatch~~~]

haha

sure.

 

[Laserdude]

10/16/01

Hope nothing happens. But who knows?

 

[pauly]

poop sounds cleaner. poo sounds like the shits that use half a rool of tp and you still can't get the bitch clean so you gotta jump in the shower 2 minute before yuou go to the club.