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it's 7:00 am and his fucking two stroke edger sounds like he's cutting down trees
Asshole Neighbor
- Thread starter SouthernLord
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it's 7:00 am and his fucking two stroke edger sounds like he's cutting down trees
mustang_00
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i would have clipped him with the bumper instead of taking a picture... just sayin
lol
I've been been up since 0430 and already been to work. I had to swing by the house to grab something and this asshole is making all kinds of ruckus. Who the fuck does yard work so early?
I've been been up since 0430 and already been to work. I had to swing by the house to grab something and this asshole is making all kinds of ruckus. Who the fuck does yard work so early?
For all I know the fucker cut his yard before edging lol.
mustang_00
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i thought in covenant neighborhoods there's a grace period when you're allowed to make noise... my old neighborhood was 8am
I'm not sure of the law, but common sense would tell you to do lawn work after the sun comes up.
I can deal with a few roosters. Not thirty families with three roosters a piece. Are they fighting them or raising them for food? lol
mustang_00
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yeah but people are dumb... we had a few that would mow their lawn at midnight. wtF!?
mustang_00
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i had one to piss my neighbors off for a while AND a duck. the rooster would crow exactly at 5:05 every fucking day. i used him as a alarm clock. the duck was a male that laid eggs... i still dont understand that.
Crystal Meth?
Razorguns
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It's their culture i was told, mexicans like raising roosters to wake them up and remind them of their homeland. Driving at 5am some places all you hear is roosters everywhere.
White areas such as orange county of course have roosters outlawed.
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not me! i quickly grew tired of all that yardwork and landscaping crapppppp. my current money pit is built right on the sidewalk, with a back yard i can weed wack.lmao!!! that must be annoying
where u live if u dont mind me asking ? u got a pretty big lawn im jealous
lmao!!! that must be annoying
where u live if u dont mind me asking ? u got a pretty big lawn im jealous
Cracksonville...er...I mean Jacksonville Florida. "Where Florida Begins" lol. What a stupid ass motto.
The roosters are probably ALREADY illegal to own, as in most urban areas. I reckon your city hall has been neutered by political correctness to do anything about it.
Bikini Mod
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LOL Just get a Harley. 
LOL Just get a Harley.
lol
A guy I work with did just that. He was feuding with his neighbor over a flood light that shined in his bedroom window. He would crank his bike up every morning at 0430 when leaving for work and he would rev it up for a few minutes before taking off. Eventually the police got involved and my buddy sold his house. I'm sure the whole neighborhood hated the fucker. Some people are real assholes lol
Bikini Mod
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There were more than a few occasions when we/he would take the bike to work. Had to leave by 7:45AM. But my fukkin neighbor, without fail is doing yardwork by 8AM EVERYFUKKINSATURDAY AM.
Meh, I am up by then but I can sure the shit tell you not everyone in the neighborhood is.
the "real" florida doesn't start until just north of tampa.
chris302001
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There were more than a few occasions when we/he would take the bike to work. Had to leave by 7:45AM. But my fukkin neighbor, without fail is doing yardwork by 8AM EVERYFUKKINSATURDAY AM.
Meh, I am up by then but I can sure the shit tell you not everyone in the neighborhood is.
teh mexica...errr gardeners come at 8 am every saturday to my neightbors house.
the "real" florida doesn't start until just north of tampa.
Yeah. I'm basically in Southen Georgia lol
I dunno, which would you rather have: A neighbor who maintains his property nicely, but does it kind of early in the morning, or one who lets the place look like shit? I mean, you're at work anyway, it's not impacting you so what do you care?
Frankly, if your weather is like anything it's been around here (90+ heat and humidity), morning is the only time you can do any outside work, even the evenings are hot as hell.
Frankly, if your weather is like anything it's been around here (90+ heat and humidity), morning is the only time you can do any outside work, even the evenings are hot as hell.
could be worse...my brother lives in pensacola...which is just the azz end of alabama..same accent, same redneck hicks...
You're right. I don't care. I just found it funny. His edger sounded like a fucking chainsaw a logger would use.
He's not my immediate neighbor. I live at the end of the street. I'm sure the people next door to him love that shit first thing in the morning.
I do all my yard work in the evening
Bikini Mod
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You do have good points MM, hard to argue w/em. Except for the fact that MY NEIGHBOR feels the need to do that shit on SATURDAYS.... fucker.
Who'm I bitchin to though... Our hours aren't set.
We rarely take the bike out before noon.
ah the ghettos of los angeles...i remember when i used to live there...would see kids chasing chickens down the street...also 70k pimped out escalades and suburbans in front of shit hole houses...god that city sucks
My only problem is the weirdo neighbors to the north. I like cats, BUT, they have a bunch of outdoor cats and they run all over the neighborhood, shit and piss where they please. I can't walk through my yard without getting cat shit on my shoes.
I'm about to set a bowl of antifreeze and a bowl of catnip and ratbait out. They have about 8 maybe 9 cats
Whiskey
I'm about to set a bowl of antifreeze and a bowl of catnip and ratbait out. They have about 8 maybe 9 cats
Whiskey
Please don't poison the animals. There are outdoor repellants available that would be just as cheap as rat poison and catnip:
Get Rid of Cats - Keep Litter Out of Garden
I've also read that moth balls are offensive to cats, as well.
There are also sonic cat repellents that go for less than $50 and sprayable versions.
Cats are smart, they can learn to avoid an area if it's offensive.
I don't have any neighbors but I do have a family of possums now to go along with my raccoon and stray cat. One woke me up a few days ago around 3:30am. Right outside my bedroom I kept hearing *crinkle crinkle crinkle*, *crinkle crinkle crinkle*. I go outside to find one of the baby possums taking a bath in a pile of leaves. I glared at the little fucker and went back to bed.
BBR100
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I'm sure Whiskey was just expressing frustration but there are fuckers that do shit like that.
My grandma feeds the raccoons on her back patio lol. They're her special little woodland friends.
CajunSaint
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kill him
digimon7068
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many white people have pellet guns. . .
would you hush with the mexicans and roosters already! I don't have a rooster or know any mexican that does, but my white redneck renter neighbors have a rooster that drives me crazy.
eerrrrr err-errr eer-errroooooo
eerrrrr err-errr eer-errroooooo
eerrrrr err-errr eer-errroooooo
eerrrrr err-errr eer-errroooooo
And not just at dawn. It's intermittantly all fucking afternoon.
digimon7068
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many messicans have pellet guns. . .
This one has a Glock 21, a Glock 30, and a Benneli assault shotgun. If only they weren't all so loud.
digimon7068
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oh. . .i have plenty of loud guns. . .a .300 weatherby mag, a .270, a couple of 12 ga., a 16 ga., a glock 22, and a taurus raging bull. . .but i have a fine, german-made air rifle for fun. . .and for stealthily dealing with "nuisances". . .it does a damn fine job too
fuggin' uppity rooster wouldn't last 5 minutes in my neighborhood. . .Similar threads
