ask crak600 anything

[gator_mclusky]

*cough*

 

[Buddy_Christ]

*cough*

try some robitussin and if the cough is bad enough, take some nyquil. also some herbal tea with honey and lemon added to it will help if you've got a sore throat and the nice warm tea will help loosen up your nostrils if you're stuffed up.

if you don't want to do nyquil, you could always try a "hot toddy" instead. if you have any questions about that, just ask our resident Lush, Jenscats.

 

[jenscats5]

Hey there biscuit....

please, i'm not obscenely overweight. don't refer to me like i'm Tuc again

Do you realize that the pic of your butt makes me just want to smack it?? LOL

that's the whole point

How was school this past semester?

ugh. that about sums it up. i busted my ass for my one psych class and barely managed a C. at least i got a C, because a D would've meant i would have had to retake it (and be put at the bottom of the waiting list for the class) or change my major.

other than that, i got a B in Elementary Electronics (which went beyond the "basic" electronics, it was supposed to be a very basic beginner's course), i got a B in Music Listening (damn required Arts and Humanities credits), and i got an A- in Juvenile Delinquency.

kinda ticked about that A-. it should be an A so my semester GPA is 3.0, not 2.92. oh well, my overall GPA is up to 2.86, much better than the 2.7-something it dropped to after a hellish spring semester.

i'm just glad the semester is over.

What you guys doing for Christmas??

xmas morning here, then over to her mother's for more xmas and an early lunch, then driving 2 hours to my sister's house which is in Allentown, then driving 2 hours home. i'd offer to drive another 1.5 hours to swing by your place, but i dunno what time we're leaving my sister's house and we'll have both the kids with us. they might be getting kinda cranky by that point.

we are, however, getting rid of Sabrina the next day for a week. we'll just have Ryan with us. possible get-together during that week? Barbara will be working i think most of the week, which sucks, but towards the end of the week we might be able to swing something.

What did you get me for Christmas??

well, i havn't had a chance to brew any beer yet as i'm waiting on some ingredients. if i get a chance to brew and we do have a little get together, i'll bring you a 6-pack. deal? chances are it'd be a really dark beer. i have most of the ingredients for some Austrailian stout, which should be very similar to an Irish Stout (think Guiness ). we'll see what happens, ok?

The "biscuit" is just a saying.... Like if I called you "dude" or "gravy" or M-dog.... Lemme know your schedule when you have free time & we'll see about getting together..... The dark beer is for T -- I can't drink that stuff -- I'm a wuss..... Glad you got some good grades -- sounds like you took a bunch of electives.....Electronics???

Interesting thought about your ass being a party favor -- hmmmmm

 

[Buddy_Christ]

The "biscuit" is just a saying.... Like if I called you "dude" or "gravy" or M-dog....

i know

Lemme know your schedule when you have free time & we'll see about getting together.....

i'll ask her in a little bit and we'll see what's up. i've got a 3 hour drive to get down your way, so we'll have to make it a good time for all.

The dark beer is for T -- I can't drink that stuff -- I'm a wuss.....

well, i dunno if she got me any other beers to brew for xmas. i told her i'd go anywhere from light to dark with the exception of pilsners. i like full bodied beers and wouldn't mind brewing a nice light brown lager or something along the lines of Newcastle. if i get some lighter stuff, i'll brew that first so i can have a 6 pack for you. once it's brewed, it has to sit and ferment for a few days before it can be bottled, so i need about 5 days from the start of brewing until i can bottle the beer. i'll hook you up if i can for sure.

Glad you got some good grades -- sounds like you took a bunch of electives.....Electronics???

well these days (dunno what you had to do when you were in college) in order to get a degree, you've got to have 120 credits. out of those 120 credits, 36 of them must be "diversity" credits. you've got 3 different "groups." Arts and Humanities, Social Sciences, and Math and Natural Sciences. you must complete 12 credits in each one of those groups. that's why i took the Music Listening class (fArts and inHumanities) and the Electronics class (Math and Natural Sciences). i only need 2 more credits in teh Natural Sciences group and i think 3 more in the Social Sciences. fArts and inHumanities is the tough one for me to complete. The Juvenile Delinquency class was for my minor.

Interesting thought about your ass being a party favor -- hmmmmm

everyone loves my ass

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[hamstershaver]

what time will your blackout end? should be less than 4 hours

 

[Buddy_Christ]

what time will your blackout end? should be less than 4 hours

should be soon. i'm only seeing one bomb under my name from a user that has larger biceps than IQ points because he can't spell the only body part he works in the gym.

btw, i got your message and i'll be sure to tell klueless to stop harassing you for the cawk and also try to get the message across to her that hammy doesn't lick kitty. every time i chat with her she tells me how she wishes you would stop making fun of her and give her some loving. she thinks all the teasing is a show of affection. silly women.

btw, if there was a dental dam, would you ? i mean, come on, licking plastic wrap doesn't really taste funny. it might have a hint of plastic smell unless you used it prior to cover a yummy apple pie, in which case it'd taste and smell good

 

[Sebastionv]

well my karma points have gone up since my first black out..so I just wanted to say thanks to them and wish them a safe and happy holiday season.] :artist:

oh and crak ...sorry bro my but looks better=)

peace

 

[hamstershaver]

should be soon. i'm only seeing one bomb under my name from a user that has larger biceps than IQ points because he can't spell the only body part he works in the gym.

btw, i got your message and i'll be sure to tell klueless to stop harassing you for the cawk and also try to get the message across to her that hammy doesn't lick kitty. every time i chat with her she tells me how she wishes you would stop making fun of her and give her some loving. she thinks all the teasing is a show of affection. silly women.

btw, if there was a dental dam, would you ? i mean, come on, licking plastic wrap doesn't really taste funny. it might have a hint of plastic smell unless you used it prior to cover a yummy apple pie, in which case it'd taste and smell good

no one ever sees her threads when she talks about my 2 inch pecker and how she never gets the big o, only mine on how she likes to eat

 

[Mr. dB]

*cough*

Hey stranger!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no one ever sees her threads when she talks about my 2 inch pecker and how she never gets the big o, only mine on how she likes to eat

well no wonder we never see a threads about your pecker...it's so small no one can see it. (har har har...you're supposed to laugh )

i did see your thread about the postage required to mail her panties to you. i laughed pretty hard over that one. most of the time i avoid hammy talking about soklueles threads though. why, you ask? because i hate when i have to clean whatever i'm drinking off of my moniter

next time she complains about not getting the big O, you should send her an e-mail or PM like this -

HERE'S YOUR BIG O!

maybe that'll get the point across that if women want orgasims, they should invest in vibrators. damn Lifetime channel has them all brainwashed into thinking that women are equals and all that crap


no one tell hammy, but i'm just joking. when women clean the house right, do the laundry, cook dinner, and take out the trash, they deserve new batteries so they can have an orgasim.


ok, i'm joking. just ask my gf about getting orgasims from me during



no woman goes unsatisfied when i'm delivering....or at least they pretend to be satisfied. i think they just tell me that so i don't feel bad about having a penis that rivals hammy's in size, or lack thereof