As you know

[SoKlueles]

from like 100 previous posts, my birthday is Friday, and it seems im going to be in competition for the danged Masters golf thingy this weekend......wtf is that???
Someone talk sense into the danged rodent because he plans on watching that

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Just invite some other dude over to fuck while he's watching that. He'll either pay more attention to you or you can get some from a guy that has more than 1/2" in his pants.

 

[SoKlueles]

Just invite some other dude over to fuck while he's watching that. He'll either pay more attention to you or you can get some from a guy that has more than 1/2" in his pants.

but i doubt it

 

[WODIN]

You are with a man WHO WATCHES GOLF ON TV! YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!!

I'm just still pissed you two didn't break up. So good luck sucking on those golf balls.

 

[SoKlueles]

You are with a man WHO WATCHES GOLF ON TV! YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!!

I'm just still pissed you two didn't break up. So good luck sucking on those golf balls.

I love you wodie

 

[jnevin]

Women and the Masters don't mix. You knew you were getting involved with a golf fan from the beginning, so don't get too upset. Do you want your birthday to be celebrated for the whole weekend? If so, do you want it that way just to see which he'll choose?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Rednecks watch golf?

 

[SoKlueles]

Women and the Masters don't mix. You knew you were getting involved with a golf fan from the beginning, so don't get too upset. Do you want your birthday to be celebrated for the whole weekend? If so, do you want it that way just to see which he'll choose?

Well, the masters is a bunch of guys hitting their balls
and im like.......ummmm a woman who can give him sex and stuff

which would u choose?

 

[hotzie]

Well, the masters is a bunch of guys hitting their balls
and im like.......ummmm a woman who can give him sex and stuff

which would u choose?

i know what i would choose, but hammys def goin to watch golf

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You are with a man WHO WATCHES GOLF ON TV! YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!!

I'm just still pissed you two didn't break up. So good luck sucking on those golf balls.

And the fact that her man watches golf has a lot to do with their sex life too...she's always bored to tears and gets no satisfaction.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Well, the masters is a bunch of guys hitting their balls
and im like.......ummmm a woman who can give him sex and stuff

which would u choose?

I don't like golf....


















but I'd pick the golf

 

[SoKlueles]

i know what i would choose, but hammys def goin to watch golf

no shit

 

[hamstershaver]

Well, the masters is a bunch of guys hitting their balls
and im like.......ummmm a woman who can give him sex and stuff

which would u choose?

golf

 

[SoKlueles]

golf

i give up
sigh

 

[Buddy_Christ]

golf

Listen hammy, do this on her b-day....

Wake up, toss her some money, tell her to go shopping for whatever she wants. She'll blow you as a thank you, then you can really relax and watch golf. Not only will she be happy, but she'll be out of your cage for a few hours so you can watch golf in peace.

You owe for this one rodent.

 

[SoKlueles]

Listen hammy, do this on her b-day....

Wake up, toss her some money, tell her to go shopping for whatever she wants. She'll blow you as a thank you, then you can really relax and watch golf. Not only will she be happy, but she'll be out of your cage for a few hours so you can watch golf in peace.

You owe for this one rodent.

now thats the best idea ive heard all day

 

[from zero]

How old you gonna be Klu?

 

[strangebrew]

Listen hammy, do this on her b-day....

Wake up, toss her some money, tell her to go shopping for whatever she wants. She'll blow you as a thank you, then you can really relax and watch golf. Not only will she be happy, but she'll be out of your cage for a few hours so you can watch golf in peace.

You owe for this one rodent.

Not a bad idea. Minus the money for shopping.

 

[SoKlueles]

How old you gonna be Klu?

old
ill be 35

 

[Buddy_Christ]

now thats the best idea ive heard all day

Yeah, seems to work. He gets a blow job and gets rid of you for a few hours of peace and quiet. It's every man's dream, minus giving the money of course, but you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

 

[from zero]

old
ill be 35

Goddamn.

 

[SoKlueles]

Goddamn.

omggggggg what?????

 

[from zero]

omggggggg what?????

 

[SoKlueles]

ok i lied, ill be 27

 

[from zero]

ok i lied, ill be 27

Pics.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Goddamn.

Yeah, she'll be hitting menopause soon. When that happens, she either needs to be banned til the hot flashes are over or I'll be logging out and not returning until I know this place is safe again.

 

[SoKlueles]

Pics.

omg when i said i would be 35 you said a curse word and when i said 27 you say pics.......

damn men

 

[from zero]

omg when i said i would be 35 you said a curse word and when i said 27 you say pics.......

damn men

lmao

 

[Lestat]

dang

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

35 isn't that old.

 

[SoKlueles]

Yeah, she'll be hitting menopause soon. When that happens, she either needs to be banned til the hot flashes are over or I'll be logging out and not returning until I know this place is safe again.

lol u suck ass
hammy says im gong thru it now.......wtf?
i think its him thats causing my mood swings and hot flashes

 

[hamstershaver]

Not a bad idea. Minus the money for shopping.

agreed, you sir a fuckin genius

 

[SoKlueles]

agreed, you sir a fuckin genius

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Gymgurl]

Get his credit card and give yourself a b-day you'll never forget.....I can't believe I am that much older than you......damn

 

[hamstershaver]

^^^^ two old women posting above me

 

[SoKlueles]

ok u poopheads, you are making me feel really damn old

 

[SoKlueles]

^^^^ two old women posting above me

omg like ur that much younger than me

 

[bullett]

Happy Birthday!

Tell hammy to come over and watch the Masters with me on my 61" HD Plasma...it will be awesome!

 

[SoKlueles]

Happy Birthday!

Tell hammy to come over and watch the Masters with me on my 61" HD Plasma...it will be awesome!

then we can have our first official Iron Angels meeting


btw noone but crak is giving him any ideas

 

[hotzie]

old
ill be 35

u could be my mother



















j/k

 

[SoKlueles]

u could be my mother



















j/k

you could be my bastard son

 

[bullett]

you could be my bastard son

LMAO....

 

[SoKlueles]

this is not getting me any suggestions

 

[from zero]

So, for real, how old are you?

 

[SoKlueles]

So, for real, how old are you?

well when i told u my real age you cursed so i cant tell u now
dang look at my profile

but i dont look my age, most ppl say i look in my mid 20s

thank goodness for Olay

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Post some pics so we can see how young you look...

 

[bullett]

this is not getting me any suggestions

OK,

1 COMPLETE Kitty Lickin for each birdie....

This way, you can watch it together, and it should be real exciting by the back nine on Sunday!

 

[hamstershaver]

but i dont look my age, most ppl say i look in my mid 20s

who says that?

 

[Miss24k]

Like Gymgurl said take his credit card and have a birthday you'll never forget...

Start off with a day at the spa with your closest girlfriend, and get the works, then go shopping, and buy yourself lots and lots of expensive presents, then go have dinner at the nicest and most expensive restaurant in town.... That should teach that damn rodent to watch golf on your birthday darling

 

[hamstershaver]

all women ideas on this thread should be deleted by a male mod

 

[SoKlueles]

who says that?

not your ass obviously but ppl i worked with

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Like Gymgurl said take his credit card and have a birthday you'll never forget...

Start off with a day at the spa with your closest girlfriend, and get the works, then go shopping, and buy yourself lots and lots of expensive presents, then go have dinner at the nicest and most expensive restaurant in town.... That should teach that damn rodent to watch golf on your birthday darling

Variation of that idea.....

Hammy, offer her the credit card, she'll be so happy she gives you a BJ.

1/2 hour after she leaves (and during a commercial to the boring game of golf on TV), report the credit card stolen.

She'll be out of your hair for longer than the rest of the day, and when she does get back, she won't be pissed at you anymore for deciding to watch golf on TV instead of spending the day with her.

 

[hamstershaver]

the problem with this is that i get a bj whenever i want now

 

[SoKlueles]

the problem with this is that i get a bj whenever i want now

yawn

 

[from zero]

well when i told u my real age you cursed so i cant tell u now
dang look at my profile

but i dont look my age, most ppl say i look in my mid 20s

thank goodness for Olay

Oh.

 

[SoKlueles]

Oh.

butthead

 

[Buddy_Christ]

the problem with this is that i get a bj whenever i want now

You too?

 

[hamstershaver]

You too?

yeah, so its why kiss ass when i already get what i want

 

[theoak01]

old
ill be 35

your a COUGAR

you must find a shirt that says so

 

[Buddy_Christ]

yeah, so its why kiss ass when i already get what i want

Did you even read what I said about giving her the credit card? Scroll back up and read it, it'll get her to stop bitching at you for wanting to watch paint dry, err, I mean golf, instead of spending the day with her.

 

[Scotsman]

from like 100 previous posts, my birthday is Friday, and it seems im going to be in competition for the danged Masters golf thingy this weekend......wtf is that???
Someone talk sense into the danged rodent because he plans on watching that

You could just do it doggy style so you get loving and both of you can watch some greens play.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[anthrax]

So it's watching golf on TV or your Bday ?

Shit, that's awful

Poor Hammy

 

[wootoom]

golf is really good i cant wait to watch it this weeknd

 

[wtlftr]

golf sux..birthdays are kewl and KLU should post beastiality pics

 

[Mr. dB]

I love you wodie

Haha, she called you a wodie...

 

[Raptorex]

SoKlu, if you have one of those cute southern accents I'll melt for you....

 

[SoKlueles]

i think i got a cute accent

 

[wtlftr]

nice karma klu

 

[SoKlueles]

nice karma klu

thanks, i didnt want it anymore

 

[geoboy]

from like 100 previous posts, my birthday is Friday,

Your birthday? I'll try and cook up something special.
.

-

 

[SoKlueles]

Your birthday? I'll try and cook up something special.
.

-

stop being evil
and lose my boobs

thanks

 

[Alpine]

Well, the masters is a bunch of guys hitting their balls
and im like.......ummmm a woman who can give him sex and stuff

which would u choose?

How 'bout you ride him......so he can still keep his head cocked to one side watching the TV......just an idea.

 

[geoboy]

stop being evil
and lose my boobs

thanks

-

 

[SoKlueles]

-

yeah wilt this buddy

 

[Alpine]

Variation of that idea.....

Hammy, offer her the credit card, she'll be so happy she gives you a BJ.

1/2 hour after she leaves (and during a commercial to the boring game of golf on TV), report the credit card stolen.

She'll be out of your hair for longer than the rest of the day, and when she does get back, she won't be pissed at you anymore for deciding to watch golf on TV instead of spending the day with her.

That's awesome! I actually burst out laughing! Sounds good, but then you might have to spend money on bail! I guess this whole situation is a catch-22.

 

[SoKlueles]

That's awesome! I actually burst out laughing! Sounds good, but then you might have to spend money on bail! I guess this whole situation is a catch-22.

well hes trying to take craks advice and give me money for shopping
but dang i want him to go with me, is that too much to ask?