As much as I love the male of the species...

[velvett]

If men could get pregnant and would have to carry a child to term - the government would have to PAY couples to make babies.

 

[AziaReign]

If men could get pregnant and would have to carry a child to term - the government would have to PAY couples to make babies.

Men would complain 10 times worse than women..............oh man.............good insight!

 

[bunnymt]

Hey, we don't know that that is true until some men actually get pregnant and carry a child inside them.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Coat hangers and cork boots would rise in price.

 

[Trance]

The morning after pill would be available for a low price in every drugstore.

And maternity clothes would be really, really funny.

 

[starfish]

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[velvett]

Hey, we don't know that that is true until some men actually get pregnant and carry a child inside them.

Yah, I'll give you that.


I was just playing around, trying to make that other thread a bit lighter. No offense to any males intended.

 

[big4life]

If men could get pregnant and would have to carry a child to term - the government would have to PAY couples to make babies.

There's no way that I would want to go through that.

I know my limitations.


Hey ms. V.

 

[dballer]

Then I could sit on my ass all day and collect my ex-wifes money.

 

[Trance]

I'd love to see a pregnant man asking people to rub his feet and complaining about stretch marks.

I think I'd laugh myself into an aneurysm. Hee hee hee...

"Honey, could you run out and get me some pickles?"
"Ooh! The baby's kicking!!"
"Can I breastfeed from my enormous pecs?"

 

[danielson]

maybe

i think we could pull it off without the mood swings though

but yeah, i just get shivers thinking about how something the size of an extremely large watermelon has to fit through something the size of a reasonably sized pipe

 

[starfish]

Personally, I think every man should have

One period- complete with 10 days of PMS
One pregancy- twins of course
Menopause

Life would be so grand

 

[Trance]

Imagine pooping a watermelon after nine months of mono, and you're halfway there.

 

[supersizeme]

this is a very evil and bad thread.

 

[big4life]

Personally, I think every man should have

One period- complete with 10 days of PMS
One pregancy- twins of course
Menopause

Life would be so grand

You have a mean streak don't you?

 

[danielson]

hey now we're at higher risk of many bad things, we dont live as long and society is increasingly geared to screw us over. we dont have it all good ya know

 

[Big Buck]

uuummmm no thanks. Oh and women, quit crying. Making babies is what makes you special. Yeah, there are drawbacks to being pregant, but just think of all the bonuses. You get to bitch at us all day (as if this doesn't happen anyway), eat what you want, and you get to make your husband/SO run to the store at 3AM to buy a fucking ice cream sandwich. As close to my son as I am, I will never be able to experience him the way his mom did.

 

[dballer]

Personally, I think every man should have

One period- complete with 10 days of PMS
One pregancy- twins of course
Menopause

Life would be so grand

After you watched us do that... your bank account, house and car is gone.. like a David Copperfield trick.

 

[GaryWary]

men would compare the size of their after-births...

 

[Frackal]

You're kidding right. It is true that women have a higher pain tolerance but for god's sake, they don't call it "bitching" because it originated from the male side of the species.

 

[spentagn]

I'd love to see a pregnant man asking people to rub his feet and complaining about stretch marks.

Come to my house.

 

[KAYNE]

PREGNANCY IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU WOMEN DO TO US.........YALL ARE FUCKING EVIL AND COLD HEARTED!!!


KAYNE

 

[Frackal]

Hell yeah nigga...


Add crazy, devious, confused, masochistic, insane, retarded, indecisive, back-stabbing, catty and many others to that list.

 

[starfish]

We Rock!!

 

[Trance]

Hey, you'd be a little bit evil too if you bled from the crotch for a quarter of your life.

 

[KAYNE]

GLAD YOU AGREE FRACK. YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING!!!


KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

Hey, you'd be a little bit evil too if you bled from the crotch for a quarter of your life.

POPS ALWAYS TOLD ME NVR TO TRUST SOMETHING THAT BLEEDS EVERY 28 DAYS AND DONT DIE!!!


KAYNE

 

[TheProject]

Hey, you'd be a little bit evil too if you bled from the crotch for a quarter of your life.

 

[dballer]

Hell yeah nigga...


Add crazy, devious, confused, masochistic, insane, retarded, indecisive, back-stabbing, catty and many others to that list.

self-absorbed, weak-willed, scandalous...

 

[spentagn]

Hey, you'd be a little bit evil too if you bled from the crotch for a quarter of your life.

Huck once told me the same thing.

 

[velvett]

You're kidding right.

Well, yes.

 

[Milhouse]

As a man this thread offends me

I am going to cry to the mods now

 

[Frackal]

Velvett when are you going to fly me out to NYC????

 

[PaleHorse]

Thank God the evil woman ate the apple!!

 

[MommaKin]

I agree with Frackal.

You're kidding right. It is true that women have a higher pain tolerance but for god's sake, they don't call it "bitching" because it originated from the male side of the species.

 

[The Dude]

Re: Re: As much as I love the male of the species...

Men would complain 10 times worse than women..............oh man.............good insight!

Nope, nope, nope. It depends upon the individual. I know women who bitched from day one of finding out they were pregnant. I also know guys who wouldn't say a word if they had to walk a mile on a broken ankle to pass a kidney stone. It's not men and women, it's the whiners.

 

[Test boy]

Hell yeah nigga...


Add crazy, devious, confused, masochistic, insane, retarded, indecisive, back-stabbing, catty and many others to that list.

I see that you have dealt with many of the same people that I have. I tend to think they are more into sadism than masochism though but it is close.

I once again spent time on Sunday considering having my male organs removed. But I enjoy them too much to do that.

I have nothing but the greatest respect for guys who are able to stay married to a woman for years and years. Real miracle men in my book.

Yes....I did have a rough week-end.

 

[Train Harder]

Coat hangers and cork boots would rise in price.

That's funny.

 

[Wynn]

The morning after pill would be available for a low price in every drugstore.

And maternity clothes would be really, really funny.

I thought mu-mu's were unisex.