Arteries clogged with refried beans and chips.

[biteme]

Oh GOd I feel gross. I only ate out because my daughter wanted to. When you've been eating relatively clean, you can tell the difference when you put that shit into your body.

 

[velvett]

Did you wash them down with margaritas?

 

[biteme]

Did you wash them down with margaritas?

I only do that on a date. No point in drinking if there's not gonna be any hanky panky.

 

[velvett]

I only do that on a date. No point in drinking if there's not gonna be any hanky panky.

There's never a bad time for a good margarita

 

[biteme]

There's never a bad time for a good margarita

Yes. Mararitas are my favorite alcoholic drink. I get buzzed very quickly and they must put Spanish Fly in them or something.

 

[string_bean00]

Margaritas are for women.

 

[Gymgurl]

Now you just need some hot cardio to work off all those calories

 

[Zebo]

There's never a bad time for a good margarita

You just earned Texas citizenship....congratulations!

 

[jestros]

Man, I know what you're talking about. Eat clean for a few weeks then grab a hamberger and it feels like you just swallowed a pile of lead shot. My kid makes me eat crap all the time too, thats my excuse anyway