Are you Pro-Life or Pro-Choice?

[HappyScrappy]

why's that?

he's old

 

[spentagn]

In New Guinea, the boys swallow their fathers' sperm and gargle menstrual blood in order to become men. Well, they do the first thing, anyway.

Thank God I'm not a Guinea Pig.

 

[musclebrains]

he's old

Thank you, sonnyboy.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Thank you, sonnyboy.

don't you mean "whippersnapper"

 

[musclebrains]

What are you going to wear on the airplane, smalls?

I finally went to the Delta counter today at the mall and had to cough up hundreds more dollars to change my tickets to Madrid. I tried my charm (3 seconds). I tried righteous indignation (75 seconds). I tried loudly reminding them that *I* was taking a risk by getting on their winged deathrap and they should be PAYING me to fly (90 seconds). I tried major eye-rolling (100 skull rattling seconds). I even tried dropping my press card on the counter "by mistake" (4 seconds). I tried pleading. Fuck them.

 

[musclebrains]

don't you mean "whippersnapper"

Actually, I meant "punk."

 

[HappyScrappy]

either way I love you like a grand dad. a funny gay one.

which is extra funny b/c my grandad is gay.

 

[musclebrains]

either way I love you like a grand dad. a funny gay one.

which is extra funny b/c my grandad is gay.

it's genetic, runs in families, skips a generation.

 

[HappyScrappy]

it's genetic, runs in families, skips a generation.

I'm soooo gay. so gay. the only problem is I don't want to have sex with dudes. other than that - flaming!

 

[spentagn]

I'm soooo gay. so gay. the only problem is I don't want to have sex with dudes. other than that - flaming!

Your wall paper, or paint, agrees with you.