are you giving 110%???

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i just ran across this today...

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over
100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.



Then:

HARDWORK

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%



KNOWLEDGE

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But,

ATTITUDE

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And, BULLSHIT

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will
get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you
over the top.

But, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%



So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%,
you know what is required of you

 

[Citruscide]

ROFL!!

C-ditty

 

[Taps]

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

 

[Bigsatan13]

Determination = 147%

 

[Bigsatan13]

Staying Focused = 168%

 

[Bigsatan13]

Surfing The Internet On Company Time = 395


I'm giving almost 400%

 

[WODIN]

Surfing The Internet On Company Time = 395


I'm giving almost 400%

LOL!!!

 

[Manu]

 

[danielson]

 

[***]

Surfing The Internet On Company Time = 395


I'm giving almost 400%

 

[DownUnder23]

Surfing The Internet On Company Time = 395


I'm giving almost 400%

 

[spongebob]

 

[biteme]

Everytime I hear some dumbass athlete or manager say, I gave 110% or We need to give 110%. I just want to say, "Did you take the George Bush Fuzzy Math Course?

 

[UK-m]

LOL! good work, never tried that one before.

 

[HULKSTER]

The only time I give 110% is when I fuck my girlfriend.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Giving much more than 150% is frought with risk.

Best to BROWN NOSE = 150%

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