Are you embarrassed to buy condoms?

[SC4EVA]

I have seen alot of bars in the city now have huge baskets of condoms that they give out for free - lol

 

[Tytan]

Hell No... I would like to take a case of them to the register one day, just to see the girls reaction at Target.

 

[AAP]

You dumb bitches. I know what you do. You belly up to the register with a box of XLARGE Magnums, all while shoplifting the medium size you use in your cargo shorts.

 

[heatherrae]

No, it doesn't embarass me. I'm 37 years old. If someone has a problem with the fact that I'm not celibate, then I figure it is their problem.

Wait a minute...

I am celibate.

Nevermind.

 

[Faizakafez]

just drink moutain dew pre sex!

 

[heatherrae]

just drink moutain dew pre sex!

why? so you will be too nervous/hyper to finish?

 

[Faizakafez]

why? so you will be too nervous/hyper to finish?

mountain dew kills your sperm,

well thats what was the rumor in middle school and highschool

oh health class.

when we discussed safe sex

mountain dew and seran wrap were classics

 

[heatherrae]

mountain dew kills your sperm,

well thats what was the rumor in middle school and highschool

oh health class.

when we discussed safe sex

mountain dew and seran wrap were classics

lol...holy cow.

 

[Faizakafez]

Does Mountain Dew have spermicidal properties?

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/fooddrink/a/mountain_dew.htm

oh another one was using butter as butt lube... that was the bestest

 

[Phaded]

nope i've never even bought condoms.. sounds like a real hoot though.