"are you doing that atkins diet thing?"

[milo hobgoblin]

Fuck I FUCKING hate this question..

no dumbfuck.. Im not doing the atkins low carb idiot fuck diet..
I always eat this way.. and have for the last decade before fucking retards like you could spell the word "diet" and I didnt need some clown with a crappy looking body to mutate what took me ten years to perfect.

People are just fucking dumbasses when it comes to eating and working out. Dumbfucks in the gym do HOURS of fucking cardio never touch a free weight and cant figure out why their ass and gut still look like a jello accident.

Im just going to tell people Im now allergic to carbohydrates to see the stupid "Dan Quayle at a spelling bee" look on their face.

Hopefulyl they will just walk away confused and never speak to me again.

 

[i-Supplements]

Hey man, are you doing that Atkins diet thing? j/k

I get that too, and it does get irritating at times.

 

[jackangel]

word to that.

fuckers.

 

[hardrock]

I've done CKD twice. Don't plan on doing it again.

 

[Seashell]

I hat that too.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yeah, i get that a bit

 

[jackangel]

i wonder how often tuc gets it.

 

[bran987]

the funny part is you probably are allergic to a lot of carbs. wheat and such lol, at least mildly.

lol@jello accident

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Im just going to tell people Im now allergic to carbohydrates to see the stupid "Dan Quayle at a spelling bee" look on their face.

Hopefulyl they will just walk away confused and never speak to me again.

That's what I tell people. They look at me and often ask how I survive without bread and potatoes.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL nvrbuffen say this to em.. (it works for me)

"I make up for it with the ridiculous amounts of sex I get because I dont look like a fat peice of shit"

that will more or less guarantee they walk away and never talk to you again.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I wouldn't say that! The people who think I'm allergic to carbs are my family members, co-workers, or family friends that are 50+. I'd give them a heart attack if I said that. Besides my family thinks I'm a pure little virgin still.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

geez little do they know...

 

[Vash]

I hate the craze the atkins diet has made among people. They don't even know what a ketogenic diet is all they know is the word Atkins.

*On CKD and I hate when people give funny looks when I eat*