Are you a Powerlifter?

[silver_shadow]

you might be a powerlifter if...........
-if you sniff ammonia instead of cleaning with it.
-if it takes 5 seconds for your soul to re-enter your body after deadlifting
-if you cant count past 5 but can multiply by 45 in your head
-if you are known in your gym as"the guy that wears that funny looking shirt"
-if you have ever taken ephedrine with black coffee
-if you have ever paced back and forth in front of a loaded bar before a set to intimidate
the weight
-if you check squat depth by using the toilet
-if you add protein powder to your McDonalds milk shake while still at the counter
-if you call ephedrine "vitamin E"
-if more then 5 reps per set is considered cardio
-if your favorite shirt is made of polyester, denim, or canvas and opens in the back
-if asked,how much is your power bill, you respond $30-75 per event per contest
-if the greeting "good morning" makes your lower back and hamstrins sore
-if everyone asks you if that hurts your back on ME bench day
-if asked how much do you bench, you go into great detail explaining Raw,Equiped,Gym
and meet lifts in all the different weight catagories you have ever been in
-if the doctor asks for a blood sample and you show him your shins
-if you have ever wondered why college wrestlers wear powerlifting uniforms
-if you have ever wondered about the protein content of dog food
-if you think about your next meal while still eating one
-if you have baby powder,superglue,duct tape,chalk and ammonia in your gym bag
-if you dream about lifting in the masters division when you retire instead of golf or fishing
-if you show people you hardly know the cuts and bruises under your armpits and say
"now that shirt fits great"
-if your friend say during a meal"how are you going to ever be a superheavyweight when
you eat like a 308"
-if everyone else in the gym hates you, YOU KNOW YOU ARE A POWERLIFTER

 

[BiggT]

lol, that was good stuff....Pl's are definitely a rare breed. The gym I go to now, while 'commercial' caters to a large number of local PL's......and at 6' and 255lbs, I have been called "skinny" and told anything less than 308 is gonna look "lanky" on me.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

lol...that's awesome!

lol, that was good stuff....Pl's are definitely a rare breed. The gym I go to now, while 'commercial' caters to a large number of local PL's......and at 6' and 255lbs, I have been called "skinny" and told anything less than 308 is gonna look "lanky" on me.

^^^ WTF?!?! YOU... "lanky"

... that's funny right there.

 

[mm107]

Bro that was the best read of my day....

I said YES to each fuckin one....
EVEN the dogfood one LMAO i just recently got a yorkie for my mother, and the first thing i did was check the protein on his dog food

lmfao

110% for you

 

[Tweakle]

Heh, I do 'box squat' onto the can when I go to make sure my form's good.

Vitamin E is essential to a healthy diet

 

[al420]

if you cant count past 5 but can multiply by 45 in your head

 

[mm107]

So damn true right 225....315...405....lol I'm fucked when I add the 25lbs lol

 

[carlsuen]

zomg.. this is so true..

 

[silver_shadow]

Bro that was the best read of my day....

I said YES to each fuckin one....
EVEN the dogfood one LMAO i just recently got a yorkie for my mother, and the first thing i did was check the protein on his dog food

lmfao

110% for you

lol maybe check out some cat food. i have a cat and i can tell you from whatever i know cats require a higher protein diet...

i love this one:
-if the doctor asks for a blood sample and you show him your shins

and biggt wtf? lanky? that makes the rest of us scrawny

 

[blut wump]

Awesome. I reckon I'm at least 60% PL by that list.

I think most of us probably box squat onto the toilet.