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tuc biscuit
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the female mind, or lack of
the nature boy
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jerkbox said:
glory hole captain.
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anabolicmd
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After eight years of strenuous practice of Yoga and Buddhism, His Holiness the master, Shoko Asahara attained final enlightenment in the Himalayas in 1986. He founded AUM Shinrikyo in 1987 and continues to develope himself to the severe practice of Mahayana path. As a guru (spiritual teacher) with incomparable skills, he has to date guided more than 350 disciples to various stages of enlightment.
Master Asahara's high meditation stage has been highly spoken of by the spiritual masters in the tradational Buddhist countries, such as India, Sri Lanka, and Bhutan. A tibetan reincarnated lama acclaimed Master Asahara as Yeshe (the one who attained perfect abcolute divine wisdom). With divine powers developed through the practice of meditation and with enlightened wisdom, Master Asahara shows his genius not only in the spiritual domain, but in various fields such as science, medicine, music, writing, translation, education, etc. In this age of crisis, his unique leadership with altruism and devotion has a great significance to world peace and the survival of human beings.
the nature boy
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jerkbox said:
good one
at least Nature Brolly's was approaching funny.....
approaching? you're on my shit list. meaning I want to shit on you.
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deteras1 said:
Thanks, your mom's asshole looks great too.
anabolicmd said:
After eight years of strenuous practice of Yoga and Buddhism, His Holiness the master, Shoko Asahara attained final enlightenment in the Himalayas in 1986. He founded AUM Shinrikyo in 1987 and continues to develope himself to the severe practice of Mahayana path. As a guru (spiritual teacher) with incomparable skills, he has to date guided more than 350 disciples to various stages of enlightment.
Master Asahara's high meditation stage has been highly spoken of by the spiritual masters in the tradational Buddhist countries, such as India, Sri Lanka, and Bhutan. A tibetan reincarnated lama acclaimed Master Asahara as Yeshe (the one who attained perfect abcolute divine wisdom). With divine powers developed through the practice of meditation and with enlightened wisdom, Master Asahara shows his genius not only in the spiritual domain, but in various fields such as science, medicine, music, writing, translation, education, etc. In this age of crisis, his unique leadership with altruism and devotion has a great significance to world peace and the survival of human beings.
"The path to enlightenment is littered with the bodies of the ignorant."
the nature boy
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jerkbox said:
sweet. I have a script:
NB: hey what's up?
Jerkbox: nothing.
*shit ensues*
the end.
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I'm a guru or Error Mediation.
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The Nature Boy said:
This thread belongs on Elite Between the Cheeks forum...
supersizeme
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I'd like to be an extra in Nature Boy's new movie. Maybe I can be someone that's walking by while Nature Boy is shitting in jerkbox's gaping asshole, who then turns right back around and shit's Nature Boy's shit back into Nature Boy's mouth along with some vomit. If anyone can tell me what the hell is wrong with me, I'd love to know!
the nature boy
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supersizeme said:
you can play me since I'm cool, and from zero can play jerkbox because he's used to getting shat on anyway.
supersizeme
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Now I wish I hadn't been laid off and worthless when you were in town. I don't feel confident I can play a good you. Maybe we should let www.lemonparty.org WTFQQB handle the role.
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the nature boy
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supersizeme said:
lol
Deus Ex Machina
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the nature boy
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BonerBoy said:
so you = Fonz?
