Are you a B.I.T.C.H. ?

[Dr.M]

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.

The second guy says I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kids.
The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker.

They turn to the woman and ask her, What are you?
She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

The second woman answers before being asked -BITCH.
What exactly is a BITCH?!?, ..they ask in unison.
Babe In Total Control of Herself.

So ladies, next time somebody calls you Bitch - SMILE.. and say
"ThankYou!!"

 

[starfish]

ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[boss]

someone is trying to get laid.

 

[Bullit]

Im an eFT.

eTard
Fo'
Life