Are there message parlors that cater to women?

[the-short-one]

I got a deep tissue massage last week. The masseuse was a large woman. they're always large women. wtf?

I would like to go to a massage parlor where all the masseuses are hot, young men. I don't care if they're gay or not - they just need to be really hot and buff. Is there such a place?

If not, AAP should open one. He's hot and buff, and probably knows other hot, buff guys.

 

[hotzie]

i do

 

[the-short-one]

i do

I need a deep tissue massage, not a kitty massage.

 

[redsamurai]

so where are these large buff women at??.....


ok seriously, wouldn't you want a straight guy giving you a massage?

 

[hotzie]

I need a deep tissue massage, not a kitty massage.

ill massage your hips as im holdin on

 

[KillahBee]

Dude, who wants to go into biz with me for this venture? I'll need some fucking jacked meatheads who wax their own chests and legs, I'll need at least 3 peter puffers who can act as fluffers for the waxed meatheads, Ill need 2 garbag can sized buckets, 14,000 towels, a heat lamp, and some chloroform. Done and DONE

 

[the-short-one]

so where are these large buff women at??.....


ok seriously, wouldn't you want a straight guy giving you a massage?

I'd just like a change from the large (and no they aren't buff) women. I don't care if they're straight because I don't want to have sex with them. I just want eye candy that touches me.

 

[the-short-one]

Dude, who wants to go into biz with me for this venture? I'll need some fucking jacked meatheads who wax their own chests and legs, I'll need at least 3 peter puffers who can act as fluffers for the waxed meatheads, Ill need 2 garbag can sized buckets, 14,000 towels, a heat lamp, and some chloroform. Done and DONE

let me know when you open. I know lots of wimmins who would use this service.

 

[the-short-one]

...as a matter of fact, make it a day spa kind of thing, and I'll bring all my wimmin friends there and make a vacation out of it. make sure you hire hot men who know how to pay convincing, insincere compliments.

 

[all the whey]

Dude, who wants to go into biz with me for this venture? I'll need some fucking jacked meatheads who wax their own chests and legs, I'll need at least 3 peter puffers who can act as fluffers for the waxed meatheads, Ill need 2 garbag can sized buckets, 14,000 towels, a heat lamp, and some chloroform. Done and DONE

 

[Gymgurl]

Im in.....I could use of of these NOW

 

[KillahBee]

...as a matter of fact, make it a day spa kind of thing, and I'll bring all my wimmin friends there and make a vacation out of it. make sure you hire hot men who know how to pay convincing, insincere compliments.

Done and DONE!

These guys will have MASTERED the "Did you do something with your hair? OMG, you look like *insert famous sexy female actress' name*!" and the "You are MUCH prettier than her *points to a super model in the other room*!" and so on

 

[digimon7068]

ill massage your hips as im holdin on

unfortunately you won't be able to get to the "deep" tissue. . .stumpy. . .

 

[PICK3]

I need my cawk massaged

 

[Gymgurl]

unfortunately you won't be able to get to the "deep" tissue. . .stumpy. . .

LMFAO

 

[the-short-one]

Done and DONE!

These guys will have MASTERED the "Did you do something with your hair? OMG, you look like *insert famous sexy female actress' name*!" and the "You are MUCH prettier than her *points to a super model in the other room*!" and so on

gay guys are so much better at that than straight guys. I couldn't see someone like Galaxy doing this. lolol

 

[Gymgurl]

Are you saying Bee is geigh??

 

[rykertest]

unfortunately you won't be able to get to the "deep" tissue. . .stumpy. . .

OH SNAP.

http://www.thecrackshack.com/ro/owned/OWNED_gun.jpg

 

[Dial_tone]

I got a deep tissue massage last week. The masseuse was a large woman. they're always large women. wtf?

I would like to go to a massage parlor where all the masseuses are hot, young men. I don't care if they're gay or not - they just need to be really hot and buff. Is there such a place?

If not, AAP should open one. He's hot and buff, and probably knows other hot, buff guys.

If you're ever in the market for a massage from a not very hot nor very young guy I give you a lifetime pass to Chez Dial_tone....clothing optional.

That's kinda funny because I have a friend who does deep tissue massage. She offered to give me a few freebies for fixing her computer. I told her not now because you're hot and I don't wanna pop a boner. I do have a rain check.

 

[hotzie]

unfortunately you won't be able to get to the "deep" tissue. . .stumpy. . .

why u gotta be so mean

 

[rykertest]

If you're ever in the market for a massage from a not very hot nor very young guy I give you a lifetime pass to Chez Dial_tone....clothing optional.

That's kinda funny because I have a friend who does deep tissue massage. She offered to give me a few freebies for fixing her computer. I told her not now because you're hot and I don't wanna pop a boner. I do have a rain check.

Pardon me....one quick question on this rain check.....

WTF R U WAITING ON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[digimon7068]

why u gotta be so mean

sorry bro. . .you kinda left the door ajar on that one