Are men afraid of intelligent sheep?

[polarpixie]

I sure hope not! My pet intelligent sheep can smell fear from a mile away and enjoys eating fearful men for midnight snacks. I would not be too happy about that if all the men were eaten up.

 

[big4life]

I sure hope not! My pet intelligent sheep can smell fear from a mile away and enjoys eating fearful men for midnight snacks. I would not be too happy about that if all the men were eaten up.

You have a pet sheep?

OK, for you I'll try to be brave.


oh lord, please don't let this sheep eat me.

 

[polarpixie]

You have a pet sheep?

OK, for you I'll try to be brave.


oh lord, please don't let this sheep eat me.

not just ANY pet sheep -- an INTELLIGENT pet sheep. She is the smartest darndest thing I ever met. Smarter than most 'beings.

Just don't worry and my pet intelligent sheep will not eat you bigs.

 

[ABall]

not just ANY pet sheep -- an INTELLIGENT pet sheep. She is the smartest darndest thing I ever met. Smarter than most 'beings.

Just don't worry and my pet intelligent sheep will not eat you bigs.

Hey PolarPixie you're in the UK right? You ever catch a wild sheep?


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[big4life]

not just ANY pet sheep -- an INTELLIGENT pet sheep. She is the smartest darndest thing I ever met. Smarter than most 'beings.

Just don't worry and my pet intelligent sheep will not eat you bigs.

*Hopping back to my desk*



He bit me!!!


You didn't tell me he could read minds.

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

Re: Re: Are men afraid of intelligent sheep?

This summer in England I got my girl to stop the car and proceeded to hop the fence and attempt to catch sheep. Those little buggers are fast! I was tearing around through the shit, squashing shrubs, jumping bushes for like 10 minutes straight and i couldnt catch one! This things are the funniest when they are being chased.....but damn i am fast and these little fuckers were turbo powered or something..........next time.

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so, did you consider that your cardio for the day? Sheep running? Maybe I will have to try that with my cat.........o, never mind, shes way to fat and lazy...........why where you chasing a sheep anyway?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I dream of electric sheep

 

[polarpixie]

Hey PolarPixie you're in the UK right? You ever catch a wild sheep?

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Hmmmm....NO.....and.....YES.



(jk...not wild sheep for me....wild sheets yes, but no wild sheep)

 

[ABall]

Re: Re: Re: Are men afraid of intelligent sheep?

so, did you consider that your cardio for the day? Sheep running? Maybe I will have to try that with my cat.........o, never mind, shes way to fat and lazy...........why where you chasing a sheep anyway?

Hehe well i must admit it was a great cardio workout. I was pretty dirty and scratched up after that episode so I think I will try an ambush next time.

Well, I drove up the South East coast of England this summer and there sheep everywhere! Those things are so cute! So, I wanted to get one and put it in the back seat. You know, chillin' with a little sheep would be cool dont ye say?

Cats are insane as well! I have one and she is the best. Shre is all quite and lazy and cudly........until..........you feed her! Its insane! As soon as she eats she starts tearing around the house like a maniac - no body can catch her1!! So do it on an empty stomach if you want success.


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