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Are men afraid of intelligent sheep?
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HappyScrappy
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I fear no sheep.
horses scare the crap out of me. as do small children with british accents.
most sheep have purdy lips.
horses scare the crap out of me. as do small children with british accents.
most sheep have purdy lips.
c-sharp minor
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I like sheep with big cans.
jennifer BFL chick
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Are men intimidated if the sheep makes more money then they do? Would they date down to if they were really attracted to the sheep?
jennifer BFL chick
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dgreenhill said:
holy shit! you ate my pics! j/k......
jennifer BFL chick
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big4life said:Jen, are you trying to tell us that you have fallen for a sheep?
Yes, I recently tasted a sheep.......does this mean I switched sides? I'm so horny, and I hope my ex regrets everything, because he can't have my horny ass! I'm into sheeps now!
(sorry BM, I love you, I just couldn't resist)
rippedtrojan
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The Ranger
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I dated a black sheep of this family once....nice chick....does that count...???
Ranger
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the nature boy
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I'm afraid of sheep robots. They'll be the death of us all.
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KAYNE
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NOPE......I LIKE A SMART SHEEP JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY.
KAYNE
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Sheep are useful
I've always liked Sheep.. For example in my college days they would give me $$, drive me around and help me pass tests that I was too lazy to study for..
Now, I usually have a sheep or two on the side to give me blowjobs and not ask if I'm married because they know the answer and sheep don't like conflict!
jennifer said:
I've always liked Sheep.. For example in my college days they would give me $$, drive me around and help me pass tests that I was too lazy to study for..
Now, I usually have a sheep or two on the side to give me blowjobs and not ask if I'm married because they know the answer and sheep don't like conflict!
jennifer said:
This summer in England I got my girl to stop the car and proceeded to hop the fence and attempt to catch sheep. Those little buggers are fast! I was tearing around through the shit, squashing shrubs, jumping bushes for like 10 minutes straight and i couldnt catch one! This things are the funniest when they are being chased.....but damn i am fast and these little fuckers were turbo powered or something..........next time.
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polarpixie
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I sure hope not! My pet intelligent sheep can smell fear from a mile away and enjoys eating fearful men for midnight snacks. I would not be too happy about that if all the men were eaten up.
polarpixie
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big4life said:
You have a pet sheep?
OK, for you I'll try to be brave.
oh lord, please don't let this sheep eat me.
not just ANY pet sheep -- an INTELLIGENT pet sheep. She is the smartest darndest thing I ever met. Smarter than most 'beings.
Just don't worry and my pet intelligent sheep will not eat you bigs.
polarpixie said:
not just ANY pet sheep -- an INTELLIGENT pet sheep. She is the smartest darndest thing I ever met. Smarter than most 'beings.
Just don't worry and my pet intelligent sheep will not eat you bigs.
Hey PolarPixie you're in the UK right? You ever catch a wild sheep?
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polarpixie said:
not just ANY pet sheep -- an INTELLIGENT pet sheep. She is the smartest darndest thing I ever met. Smarter than most 'beings.
Just don't worry and my pet intelligent sheep will not eat you bigs.
*Hopping back to my desk*
He bit me!!!
You didn't tell me he could read minds.
jennifer BFL chick
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Re: Re: Are men afraid of intelligent sheep?
so, did you consider that your cardio for the day? Sheep running? Maybe I will have to try that with my cat.........o, never mind, shes way to fat and lazy...........why where you chasing a sheep anyway?
ABall said:
so, did you consider that your cardio for the day? Sheep running? Maybe I will have to try that with my cat.........o, never mind, shes way to fat and lazy...........why where you chasing a sheep anyway?
HappyScrappy
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I dream of electric sheep
polarpixie
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Hmmmm....NO.....and.....YES.ABall said:
(jk...not wild sheep for me....wild sheets yes, but no wild sheep)
Re: Re: Re: Are men afraid of intelligent sheep?
Hehe well i must admit it was a great cardio workout. I was pretty dirty and scratched up after that episode so I think I will try an ambush next time.
Well, I drove up the South East coast of England this summer and there sheep everywhere! Those things are so cute! So, I wanted to get one and put it in the back seat. You know, chillin' with a little sheep would be cool dont ye say?
Cats are insane as well! I have one and she is the best. Shre is all quite and lazy and cudly........until..........you feed her! Its insane! As soon as she eats she starts tearing around the house like a maniac - no body can catch her1!! So do it on an empty stomach if you want success.
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jennifer said:
Hehe well i must admit it was a great cardio workout. I was pretty dirty and scratched up after that episode so I think I will try an ambush next time.
Well, I drove up the South East coast of England this summer and there sheep everywhere! Those things are so cute! So, I wanted to get one and put it in the back seat. You know, chillin' with a little sheep would be cool dont ye say?
Cats are insane as well! I have one and she is the best. Shre is all quite and lazy and cudly........until..........you feed her! Its insane! As soon as she eats she starts tearing around the house like a maniac - no body can catch her1!! So do it on an empty stomach if you want success.
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